The tale of the modern woman

The tale of the modern woman

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Shrek'd

>this is muh swamp

How the fuck can you be this retarded?

Fpbp, /thread

This is the first time I read headlines and I say "what the fuck" in a long time

sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/stomach-bugs-hospital-hell-beer-brisbane-river/1857454/

don't fuck around with open water.

>THE so-called three-second infection rule clearly did not apply when John Macdonald, 59, dropped his beer in the Brisbane River during a fishing trip.

>On March 20 last year, the pensioner was not thinking about what could possibly lurk in the waters below when he fished it back out and kept drinking.

>Less than three hours later, he was violently ill with a stomach bug.

She's part of swamp now, she will dissolve into swamp.

What a waste of dialysis.

Lol dumb slut

her father should be shot

fucking boomers

they have have dumped barrels of radiation in that river back years ago as you can be safe in any river.

here buy a truck

Sewers are not swamps you dumb bitch.

Holy fuck.

im loving this thread i wanna know what happened to her. id like to try something risky like that.

damn that is hot as helll mmmmm talk about sexy times.

SOME

>get shrecked

FPBP!

checked

Oh boy, because what gives me most pleasure of all is having a parasite crawl up my dickhole or a tapeworm up my ass.

>I love black men
>cunt bucket
>I love swallow
>I love my mom
>finger blast me

One of these is not like the others.

Gosh, white women are so BASED. You're a cuck and a virgin neckbeard loser if you don't want to marry them.

hey why do you keep the location of your servers i like to use the communist symbol as that is the real form of power the world needs not all this corruption and fucking jewish greed.

they say that jews are more likely to get cancer cause they are so tight,

nuff said.

oh and by the way....
i was introduced here from /o/

I had sex underwater in the Gulf once. A swamp though, jesus. Shame she didn't die.

>white

Trailer parks Americans are something else, they actually look like those mutt images Euros spam.

>I have good aids

wut?

>savage my anus

>I

>I love ping-pong

This is now a pizzagate thread

A fucking swamp Donkey!

I thought love was only true in fairy tales

>same-same

WHat the literal fuck are you saying?

>up bum no baby
Damn chinks goddamn it.

>swamp
a metaphor for the modern world ?

>CHILD TRAFFIKER

good riddance thx darwin

keked

>Meanwhile in India

they're funny haha only mutts get triggered at that anyways

India super power 2020

so thats why their slave caste is called "untouchables"

if you touch them you get who knows what

The worst part, the WORST part is she was unashamed enough to put this on social media.

>I sniff cocks

>LICK MY DIS CHARGE

Really makes you think what those asian tattoos roasties get really say.

This is why you should stay away from white women. Degenerate whores.

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how to fix iceland?

>up the bum no baby

It was more then likely a pathogen or parasite. Those things fuck people up bad.

>child traffiker
lmfao what

...

now that's something I could buy from a random crap seller

>meanwhile on Indian beach

Literally fake news. Sup Forums is better than this

>ONE CUNT WOLF PACK

Maybe when two men do it, it's not as infectious.

...

>i will rape u
>rape me please
>shit on my chest
>shit the bed
Truly amazing.

this sounds like a new tyler, the creator album lmao

So wtf happened to her?

Guillermo Del Toro's latest movie sure looks interesting

Heeeeeeee

she sure likes that fish hey

This is the fault of modern medicine. Penicillin turned people into massive whores.

Bump

>CHEERS CUNT

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

"Love" in a physical sense

>a dead fish gets more action than me
what the fuck is even the point

Who wants to bet she fucked person of black persuasion???