Why are lolis so verboten?

Why are lolis so verboten?

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if given the chance, how would you kiss a loli?

SFW loli threads are not breaking any rules and should not be deleted.

Inuboshi draws the cutest lolis in existence.

Mods are normalfags and thus dislike lolis.
Also, your Remi has a mustache.

Sit on chair, loli goes on thighs cowgirl-style, proceed to commit crimes.

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No, but garbage template threads are against the rules.

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Those threads are only created when mods delete a loli thread for absolutely no reason.

>mods delete a thread
>lets make another thread that will probably also get deleted
That's retarded. And there clearly is a reason is got deleted; because it's a shit template thread.

Mods are crimes against humanity.

This image is one of Focke Wulf's two part images. The first image (this one) is normal if a little ecchi, the second is full blown lewd.
Too bad I can't post the second of the pair on this Christian image board.

There are lots of other template threads up right now, and for some fucking reason those aren't deleted.

he is having a power trip

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>metaposting
Guys, stop

Think of the lolis

>Think of the lolis
All day long

drinking with lolis

Drinking lolis.

pull her down onto the couch so we can cuddle after we make out.

Reminder to watch Kukuri's anime next season.

oN THE FOREHEAD.

Like this.

They are too unsexy.

Why are mods deleting our threads? Why do they hate the cunny?

>cunny
Delete this, that word reeks of 3dpd whores.

Because mods are shit.

Cunny.

>Think of the lolis
It's all I ever do.

Loli threads are an easy target and mods always need something to take their aggression out on. Perhaps they're butthurt about their hotpocket exploding in the microwave or that you can post nipples from non-h anime/manga. Who knows?

Stop!

If I lived in this universe, I wouldn't be a NEET.

loli olev prog

Made in Abyss has such a perfect cutesy art style, those breasts look so adorable.

The same pictures annoy me more

>trick her into thinking I'm going to kiss her lips
>kiss her forehead instead
>watch her get flustered about it.

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Ha! I was waiting for this.

Sto.. Well, it's cute when the loli is the one saying it, so that's ok.

The loli police is here! Quick, hid your LOs!

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loli is angery

How come that middle loli's onee-chan lets her have a cool pink handlebar mustache and the other ones don't get them?

How come I don't get one?

MUS-TAACHE MUS-TAACHE MUUUSTACHE MUUUSTACHE!

Would you date a military loli?

Not to say she isn't cute or anything, but I'd rather Nancy.

I had actually forgotten about that, and now I can't unsee it again.

You piece of shit.

>And there clearly is a reason is got deleted
brown nosing fuck

Fuck Nancy. Bitch shouldn't be on the field if she can't even load a gun.

Aisha is cute, but Isara is the one that flares up my lolicon instincts for some reason. I know she's not a loli, but still.

>Fuck Nancy.
I'll do it.

Aishi has a special place in my heart because she's 110% committed to her dream of being a soldier. Molested in a ditch by a lesbian, shot in the head by a tank shell and still came back to finish the mission.

>Molested in a ditch by a lesbian
Excuse me

>meet a qt loli during basic
>you and her ship out the same day, you learn through getting to know her
>both doing similar jobs, get assigned to different units but can contact each other regularly
>when mail day comes you're also so happy to get letters from her
>get permission to visit her FOB a few times a month to trade supplies (but mostly just visit her)
>one day get word another base was attacked in the night, won't pick up the radio
>gear up and set out to the base, your heart sinks when you recognize the way the convoy is heading
>hope it's another base further down, not hers
>see the smoke from a few miles off, it's hers
>base is decimated, dead soldiers everywhere
>start to lose it as your unit sweeps the base, can't find her
>come up to her tent, it's riddled with bullet holes
>head inside, it's pretty dark even though it's the middle of the day
>see a lantern in a corner, flickering slightly as the batteries die
>see a figure slumped down next to it
>head over, realize it's her
>took a bullet to the heart, she slumped forward
>pull her back, realize she was writing a letter to you when she got hit
>her blood stained the entire paper, and the last thing she wrote was "I love you"

Sit her on my lap facing the same direction I'm facing, have her face up, hug my head and kiss.
I don't care if shit's impractical it's hot in my head

I don't remember the name, but one of the engineers is lesbian.

Cunny is an adorable name. What do you suggest to name the place on earth closest to heaven?

Still don't remember the part where Aisha was molested. I mean I only played the first game and never bothered with anything else, but I'd honestly be quite shocked if they added something like that for the anime.

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>What do you suggest to name the place on earth closest to heaven?
Nirvana or Lolirvana.

It wasn't from the anime, it was from my playthrough.

On my knees so she can feel like the big one.

Why are lewd megane lolis so best?

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Focke Wulf did quite a few of these 2-panel cute/lewd mini comics.

Your wallet?

Nirvana is not a cute name at all, and neither is buddhism or that band.

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If he'd just made the color of the tongue a little more pink to make it different from the rest of the skin it wouldn't look like that.

>if given the chance, how would you kiss a loli?

>ascending into higher states of consciousness with your loli
>not cute
fag

>taking pics
That onii-chan is going to prison soon.

I never get tired of that picture.

Little girls aren't interested in dicks

>You will never fill Moetron with your delicious loli creation kit

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That's where you're wrong kiddo

Laying down with her sitting on top of me preferably.
Out of those three option the last, no way my knees have the strength to withstand kissing a loli.

>Little girls aren't interested in dicks

>shota
Garbage.

>He doesn't like "Smells Like Loli Spirit"

Dude, they literally make research on the subject.

>not Smells Like JC Spirit

I will never get tired of the creativity of loli doujins.

I don't care what grade they're in, all that matters is that they're lolis.

Kinku tits look weird

Yeah, for some reason, loli doujins are really creative and fun.
Can I get sauce for that? Google/Saucenao/Tineye gave nothing besides 1 meme on imgur

>not liking shota x loli
Opinion discarded

A girl old enough to be a teen can not really be considered a loli.

>Liking shota x loli

>This can't be considered a loli because user says so

old hags cant take the competition

Assuming he meant that as a generality rather than a rule I agree with him. I mean, you wouldn't consider most 13 and 14 year olds lolis would you?

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Me and gf have a difference of 33cm. I usually do the second one.

I don't care about age very much. If she is 15 and looks 10, she is a loli, if she is 12 and looks 16, she isn't a loli. There isn't much point in trying to generalize.

You do realize you are using age to define loli as well there, right?

She looks too mature to be a loli.

Yes, I do realize I'm using apparent age (how she looks), not real age.

What is a loli to you?

Exactly, but it all ties back to age. And it's also exactly what I was talking about . Unless you consider someone with an apparent age of 13 or 14 a loli or if you consider there to be no correlation between actual and apparent age.

Alright, now I understand what you're on about
>you wouldn't consider most 13 and 14 year olds lolis would you?
No, I would not.

Stop splitting loli hairs.

Loli = pre-pubecent body