Be black for one day

I wish some of you would know what it feels like being harassed by the police. I can tell by the look in their eyes that they plotting on me. What has America become when a young black man can’t even walk down the street and feel safe? I hope you all are enjoying your white privileges. I wish y’all could be black for just one day.

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Agreed, whites have inherent bias and will never treat blacks fairly. You should just leave, make Africa great again. That will show whitey

AFRICA PRAISE KANG

If I was black, I think I would be a cop. I'll have some good genetically physical traits.

Why dont you just leave?

Nindus have more confrontations with the police because they have the highest rate of violent crime.

It’s not because you’re black. Well it’s genetic so maybe it is actually. People with lower IQ do tend to be more violent and less logical. So, instead of wish whites could be black, you should wish to be white. Then you could finally feel this amazing privilege bestowed upon us by the gods.

Bro

What about all these whyte wymen you all talk about slaying

Fuckoffyou victim

Being black in jewmerica is great, nigger

Yeah, I wish I could be responsible for more than 3/4 of the crimes in such a big ass country while being a minority. Must feel powerful.

If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now if one whole day a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Kweisi Mfume do my thinking for me
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I wouldn't go to work cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of
welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card and free child care
For all the illegitime kids that I've got scattered
everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I'd have plenty of time so I'd hang out with the
mob
And I'd consume a little dope, find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self employed and I wouldn't
even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

And when I'd need something I'd steal it so I wouldn't
have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me, you know that I'd
deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come to start a
riot
If I could be a nigger for a day

But I can't be a nigger and I don't really have to be
Cause coon, let me tell you, it's plain and simple to
see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for day

I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long and struggle hard but that's okay
Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day

No I'll never be a nigger for a day

stop raping our women.

>Cops are mean to black people
>Black males are 8% of the population and commit over half of all murders
Really makes you think

Sage.

Fuck you nigger. I hope a million white cops descend upon you.

Why wish we could be black instead of wishing you could be white?

>I wish some of you would know what it feels like being harassed by other blacks.

Corrected! no need to thank me!

The police harass everyone dumbfuck. Gang violence and black on black crimes is the reason you aren't safe when you walk the streets.
>white privileges
Oh sorry I don't get paid to literally do nothing and make babies.

All lies made to make us look scary while at the same time oppress us!!!!

I wish you would go back to Africa.

The statistics are lying, ougabouga!

Africa is only a plane ticket away.

If you don’t get better at LARPing real soon the cops gonna show you where the dead nigger storage is

If I was black for one day I would be promoted like 4 levels for a diversity quotas. Being black would literally double my salary.

Lies!!! Propaganda

A SALAMI ALACUM BRUTHA!

Back to africa idiot

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Typing the words "lies and propoganda" isn't a refutation.
It must suck knowing your people are absolute shit and contribute NOTHING to humanity. If niggers were eliminated crime would drop, average IQ would increase, and our cities could return to their former glory.
The only thing niggers will ever contribute to this earth is the fertilizing carbon their decaying corpses leave behind.

>inb4 AA's are motivated to flee White Superioreity and take all of their skills back to the chocolate continent
Black Man tells the Absolute Truth about American Racism:
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#MakeAfricaGreatAgain

>I can tell by the look in their eyes.

No. You can’t. You are just making shit up because you have a persecution complex.

>giving dirty looks at the cops
>deys be plottin to harass me


>whoa that nigger is going to do something, look at his eyes

If I were black for a day I would fuck as many white roasties as I could and then rob a liquor store.

Here's a sexy rock for your great rhyme skills

I honestly used to feel sorry for you guys, but not anymore. A huge percentage of your population brings this upon yourselves. Change begins from within. I wish you all peace and prosperity.

It's pretty good I'll have to admit. If only there was somewhere you could go to be policed by your own people.

>turn black for one day
>go to work
>"Jesus user, what happened to you?"
>I have identified as a black man, I had surgery to make my exterior match how I felt inside.
>"o-oh, o-okay"
>come in the next day white as the day I was born because I was only black for one day
>"user what the fuck happened???"
>I got better

faggot i've been harassed by the police
>in all fields

This. So many Blacks are paranoid about racism. Anything you do can set them off.

Don’t want to be harassed by the police? Stop acting like a gaddamned nigger.
>Wear decent clothes and pull your pants up.
> stop bouncing around like a gaddamned monkey all the time fucking around.
> get a job
> stop jive talking bullshit
> act like an upstanding human being
> influence your community to start acting like decent human beings
> stop murdering the fuck out of each other
> stop robbing and bashing everyone
> obey the law
> be polite
Cops pull over blacks and stop blacks because 9/10 times the black is either wanted, doing shit wrong and or carrying illegal firearms or drugs.
If the more times they stop blacks without being right they’ll stop..

Kangs of sage, bitchez

but muh culture

If you ignore the fact that I requested it weeks in advance and that I have to use my vacation time by the 24th or else I lose it...I’ll be black by not working on Monday and Tuesday with nothing productive planned for either day. Should be a hella real day.

>stop murdering the fuck out of each other

That's one thing I don't mind if they keep doing.

I live in NYC. I’d get a lot less dirty stares on the subway. I could rent in the projects or in Harlem and not be bothered by the black population even though I’m gentrifying them out just like the whites. I could get welfare without being questioned. I could apply to a lot more jobs and demand higher salaries. If I dress nice cops won’t care about me. Fat white girls would probably bother me for my number but I could avoid them. Being black in NYC ain’t bad.

It's an actual song

Do I get to have a huge BBC for one day too and attract and fuck white girls?

Seriously though, what does it feel like to have a nice thick black dick and know that women of every race lust after it? I'm white and mine is pretty small like 3" maybe, I know I will never be able to fully satisfy a women like a black guy can.

If you get hard enough you can take that 3 inches ram it up your nose and kys

>obvious shill is obvious

Nigger

I just wish you would take a day off from being the world’s biggest faggot.

>France

>I could be blickety black
>so black that I be blue
>and the Po-leece wouldn't bother me
>'cuz I don't be acting like a damn foo'

It's your actions that get you mud ducks wasted, not your complexions.