A PRAYER OF SALVATION FOR THOSE WHO ARE WILLING

Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation, Or if you have any doubts about whether or not you are going to heaven, pray this from your heart, humbly to God:

[b]"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe and confess that You are the Lord and believe in my heart that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I now receive You as my Lord. In Jesus holy name, Amen."[/b]

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven

I don’t need a jew in my life you absolute idiot.

I appreciate what you are trying to do, but i feel like it will be lost on most because of this point:

all anti-religious people will try to bring up old-testament stuff to say christianity isn't the "right way"

this is not understanding that the old testament was hebrew law that was fulfilled with the passover sacrifice of christ's crucifixion.

this is why christianty is popular. and if anyone anti-christian tries to go against the plebs who can't read and understand the religion itself, you're not better than the KKK that want to burn melanin-enriched individuals on cross.

FPBP PRAISE KEK

always trust a leaf to be a bro, but seriously.

OP is a fag like usual. but the actual old testament shit of invading lands and promoting bros as "judges" of your peoples is based as fuck, but not anywhere near something we should have in modern society.

we all grow up wondering "what the actual fuck is this life we were born into?"

threre's no reason why we should not eat pork. we have industrialized pork farms that keep pigs from eating their diseased shit.

there's no reason we need females to go spend time perioding all over a rock in a desert outside of our tent camps, because we have fucking tampons and pads.

this shit is all fucking important for pre-BC life, but not anything that deserves talking about after several translations and industrial revolutions.

this is true. fpbp

all vpns are based in canada. most likely it's a fucking shill.

>you're not better than the KKK
the good book teaches you to humble yourself

i'm a fucking dumbass on an imageboard trying to spread a word that benefits everyone that matters.

how the fuck am i not a humble bro? i'd probably just want to shill shit on youtube and be a faggot taking dan schneider in my ass on disney. why the actual fuck would i be any humble than being a fucking autist on Sup Forums like i've always done since i was an old fag shilling boxxy back in 2012?

for fuck's sake, i could shill the hell out of my family to get goddamn funds.

i don't give a fucking shit out of any of this. i make NO money on Sup Forums. Sup Forums is simply my home.

I meant I am not better than the KKK
it was a joke
to venerate the KKK
I'm smart.

Jesus wasnt real, thats why no historians for his supposed lifetime wrote about him even though guys like Josephus wasted pages upon pages on banal shit like roman municipal politics.

how in the hell am venerating the KKK?

you think the bible is literally the KKK?

you're no better than the liberals trying to generate race-wars against sihks to generate rage against rednecks.

you are worse than the commies in russia that killed 20+million people and even worse than the supposed "nazi germany" that killed "6 gorilion" people.

which is to say you are literally worse than the fanfic someone created of the worse people in existence,

>The Christ myth theory is a fringe theory supported by few tenured or emeritus specialists in biblical criticism or cognate disciplines;[note 1] it contradicts the mainstream historical view, which is that while the gospels include many legendary elements, these are religious elaborations added to the biography of the historical Jesus who did live in 1st-century Roman Palestine.[8][9][note 2][note 3]

Please take your fringe conspiracy theories out of here.

I will not be going to heaven, as I do not believe in God. I am one so constituted who cannot believe. I appreciate the Judeo-Christian tradition and will defend it with my last breath, but I cannot force myself to believe in something that assails my reason.

God speed, brothers.

i somewhat eagerly await the chinese christian crusade for constantinople

You are not smart. Probably nigger since you hate the KKK so much.

America is a fringe conspiracy country.

Amen I say to you. Dont listen to these Niggers.

the kkk is a fucking fbi honey pot.

are you saying i'm someone important than those people?

because if so... cool.

fuck you shill.

Oh look at that another cuck thread. Well you enjoy sucking on that semetic desert cock broseph and i'll chill with Thor

this is best post.

this thread is full of faggot shills.

sage goes in all fields

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>anarcho-capitalist
>8 posts in a 20 post thread
Who is the shill?

Proubly a certain white flag with a blue star behind all of them

Was this shit supposed to make sense?

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do it anons it will be the best thing you ever do.

Jesus does not exist. Jesus is a mythological character God created by man just like all the other Gods.

A TRUE TRINITY

Your prays didn't work in Texas.

Shut up asscunt. Man I'm sick of hearing about your religious delusions

And if it isn't too much trouble, I pray that God makes my enemies ridiculous.

Damn that picture brings back memories. Haven't seen it in years. Used to sit above the fireplace in my great-grandparent's house. Thank you for posting it

Fuck it OP. I’ll ask god for forgiveness might as well. Thanks I guess.

Lol did you read Richard carrier's book?

Amen

I highly recommend Reflect on exactly what you need to be forgiven of and how little you deserve that forgiveness.
But I’m just glad you took the first step.

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.

Amen.

You have used your gift of free will to choose to not believe in God, and that decision was respected.
That doesn’t mean you are incapable. If you were to do as all the great philosophers have done and tackle the big questions in life and reality with earnesty and effort you would come to see the light.
But you won’t.
And that is your choice.

Amen.

Hey can I get a prayer to me because I’m the actual god lord Vishnu, Jesus isn’t real.

I’m sorry but please explain what makes Jesus so special. Oh maybe just because that’s the religion you grew up with.

I think if you deconstruct your faith into rational elements, you'll realize it makes no sense. One can't even prove the premises, and believing something without evidence is immoral. You endeavor to have faith and be moral to have salvation, but one is not conducive to the other.
Not to mention, Christ never existed according to any scholars at 0-30 AD, the accounts of his life came around the first century AD. The Bible also has verses which say Christ is figurative and not real.

Yes. It has finished the work to finally destroy Christianity.

Thank you.

Amen.

I think my issue tends to be that you guys seem unable to decide what is the right path to salvation is. There are dozens of sects and each saying others are wrong and so on, it's all quite confusing.

But since even being raised in it I found no solace and never liked such an unjust path to a happy afterlife either.

My God, you fuckers are getting triggered by an edgy atheistic larp.

I literally have that painting hanging on my wall.

>how in the hell am venerating the KKK?
why the fuck aren't you venerating the KKK? Cuck!