Anyone care to share their personal experiences with the differences between German and Austrian people?

Anyone care to share their personal experiences with the differences between German and Austrian people?
For example, in my time here thus far I've learned that these yodel niggers are generally flat footed mongs who stomp around and have no control over the volume of their voice.
Beyond this I've deduced that driving on the German Autobahn is like being a gear in a well oiled machine. On the contrary, Austrians are quite autistic with their highway driving and you should expect emergency breaking every 10-30 minutes.
What's more is their table manners which seem to be nonexistent in Austria. Constantly scratching their forks against their plates, yelling and laughing with mouths full of bread and deli meats, and eating straight out of the serving bowl, followed by putting things back into the serving bowl they have rejected off of their plate.

My question is now; is (Northeast) Germany like this? I've only been there for two weekends interviewing and apartment hunting, whereas I've been in Austria for the better part of 2 months now. I just wanna know what to expect once I'm living there

>putting things back into the serving bowl they have rejected off of their plate

That's just it. Am I staying with exceptionally retarded people or is this acceptable behavior here???

I've been to Austria few times, one thing that always pisses me off is how shit they are at driving. Literally overtaking over blind corner hills and other stupid shit, congrats you got there 15 seconds quicker.

Austrians are more trad and racist

Germans are more white guilted and cucky

That's about it.

you have to go back

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Op here, I think German girls can be attractive. Certainly the women are shadowed by the selective breeding of the scandinavians but as long as you can get over the larger than average chins many of them are pretty good to look at

Wot did I miss

>German Autobahn is like being a gear in a well oiled machine. On the contrary, Austrians are quite autistic with their highway driving and you should expect emergency breaking every 10-30 minutes.
passed trough austria without stopping on my way to germany, german autobahn was under reconstruction every couple miles and trafic was slow af
might have just been bad timing tho

Its common knowlege that austrians are retarded desu.
Also northeast germany is basicly former prussia, so you can probably expect it to be better there, as long as you stay out of berlin.

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Austrians aren't as cucked.
Sometimes Austrians act like Croatians, autistic and shit, do something stupid then go "look Moma Merkel, he did it" pointing at someone else.

Otherwise Austrians managed to make themselves a far better country than germany, nice countriside, I approve 9/10.

I do kind wish there was less racemixing propaganda on the streets though.

Exactly !
Hot shit as in a hot excrement that leaves the body followed by a mild satisfaction that is quickly forgotten and dashed into oblivion.

North germans are offish Butter hohes and reliable and the have a gruff sense of humor

This, not just bad timing, it's every fucking time

I've been to Germany and Austria.

Germans are generally more laid back and chill, at least in Bavaria. I speak German and even though I speak it on a 3rd grade level, a shitton of people in Rothenberg, Nuremberg, and Wurzburg all came up and chatted with me about politics, life in the US, shit like that. Hell, I was in a jewelry store run by an older lady looking for something for my then-gf, and the woman's grandkids come down and they're asking me questions about America and shit. (They were about 7. I was 18.)

Austrians are the neurotic social retards that are so afraid of doing something wrong (presumably because if they fuck up Hitler will come back and fucking haunt them) that they get nervous and speak their shitty crazy German like I'm holding them at angry nigger-point


Vienna was fucking gorgeous though

Austrians are the niggers of Germany.

>Vienna was gorgeous
Mutt standards here folks

Where are you from and how long are you staying?

Austrians do have a inferiority complex because they are in the shadow of Germany. They desperately try to act like they are different then Germans but they don't, they should be just under German flag since they cant get something great if they stay in their tiny shitty mountains.

>differences between German and Austrian people
This is just a meme. Austrians are german. There are probably less differences between Austria and Bavaria than there are between Bavaria and NRW.

Am I the only one that noticed that she's bound to the bed with sausages? Anal sausages?

You underestimate the importance of German wurst.

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Pics of attractive German girls plz. I want so see.