And how could you let us down this hard? 0 FUCKING WINS.
Brayden Walker
Got there before me. If I had of pointed it out myself, it'd be less autistic but fuck it. No one has bothered with the links seriously since fucking September.
>A spokesman for the pub’s management told us that no political groups would be permitted to hold any political events in the venue. >A staff member - who did not wish to be named - went further, stating: “We would especially not welcome any groups known for racism, we have a mixed group of staff here.
Isn't saying a political group is racist a political statement?
Aaron Stewart
cool boat, bro.
Colton Thompson
because here our flags have to resemble the sizes of our cocks, now bend over and take this juicy brown cock you stinking british faggot, you cucks are known for loving that stuff.
Carter Torres
ha ha goooooalllll ha ha people going out and having fun back of the netttttttt
Christopher Watson
You can see the spot inside where Nelson died.
Daniel Murphy
>Arab IQ on display >#notallgoatfuckers
Isaiah Hughes
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
GET IN THERE MUBEKE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF ME SISTERS SNATCH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL
Jason Wood
I spent a bit of time just outside of Amman, Jordanians are alright for Mohammed's. We also drove down to Aqaba
Adam Cruz
football>rugby
Angel Barnes
Football.
Christian Parker
>No one has bothered with the links seriously since fucking September.
I've been refreshing links when I have free time. Although I never bother when it's just tripcuntsperg threads. they're not worth my time.
for any anons that havent realised, this is her new identity, having been revealed as mentally ill ( )
Owen Martin
There was a war going on from around August-September between what format the links were posted in and it reached such autistic levels that I think most stopped caring.
David Phillips
How bizarre is that? Written like it's someone who visited brit/pol/ once, ever
Jaxon Richardson
I think it's cripplechan
Mason Torres
MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE HIGH STREET AND INTO SPOONS FOR A FEW SCOOPS
Dominic Gray
Did Jordan ever buy another plane after ISIS shot the old one down and threw the pilot on the barbie?
Gavin Myers
Tell me more im interested, where did you go to ? also why did u visit this shithole ??
Shut up everybody Eddie is going to tell us war stories.
Hudson Butler
>did Jordan ever buy another plane
Colton Baker
>Isn't saying a political group is racist a political statement? Well no, because they don't express political opinions within the bar.
>tfw you forget in exactly which folder you saved Kafka.jpg
Thomas Hughes
went to sydney once mate, i shit you not had 3 bitches suck me off the first day in, they weren't even paid prostitutes kek.
Jayden Gonzalez
This is going to be prime.
Caleb Jackson
Yeah you gotta watch out for those aborigines mate. They love hairy niggers who look like primary school children.
Gavin Wilson
We were training for Afghan deployment. We went to some expensive looking shopping mall in Amman while we were there and we had to goto the port in Aqaba to pick up out vehicles but we got to see Petra, Wadi Rum and the dead sea on the way. I got shit faced in wadi rum and wandered off into the desert, lucky I found my way back tbqh
Nathaniel Reyes
>Leave my workplace, a shitty call centre. I step outside, there are odious bearded men patrolling the streets - they give me dirty looks, some call me scum and a kuffar. Litter and rubble is everywhere and pale, skinny hooded chavs comb the streets for cigarette butts
>Approach the bus stop, the first bus had been reappropriated by the local Islamists and ploughed through the last group waiting for it - there are body parts all over the road and the blood stains still haven't been cleaned up since yesterday.
>My ride approaches "LOVE IS THE ONLY TENET OF ISLAM" is emblazoned across the front - luckily this one hasn't been hijacked Get on the bus and pay the bus driver £5.50 for a ten minute journey there are women in niqabs and burkas on every seat so I have to stand. They all go silent as I enter.
>Arrive at the bus stop and get off, there is the daily beheading taking place across the street from where I get off, looks like they finally got Vicar Williams. People are walking past and cheering before kicking the poor Vicar's head into the gutter
>Get mugged of my phone by a pack of black men as I wait around. They back me into a corner and stab me with a short blade. They missed my vitals this time. >Get home, turn on the telly. It's Saif Al Islam F.C versus Roadmen Ting F.C. GO ON MY FUCKING SON, GET US OUT OF THE KUFFAR LEAGUE, COME ON LAD KNOCK A CHEEKY ONE INTO THE BACK OF THE NET. YES YOU FUCKING LEGEND, GO ON NGUBU! HE FUCKING HAMMERED IT! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oliver Ross
Did you knock up any local women? Get into a row with a wanker? Kill 500 ISIS? Come on man give spil the beans. I'm making popcorn.
Luke Scott
Goalposting shits up brit/pol/ but it really is top shelf memery
Jose James
Best post in a while
Owen Diaz
>meanwhile the love of your life was getting pumped by superior German cock
Adam Reyes
>Be Eddie >Be asleep in your Jackal in Afghanistan, sometime around 2009 on a road in Kandahar with the rest of your squaddies. It's fucking hot. >A terrible explosion tears up the old dirt track and sends pieces of red hot metal and stone. Gun shots tear through the silence like a hot knife. Eddie wakes up and rolls out of the drivers seat and onto the dust, leaving his rifle in the cabin. >"ALLAHU ACKBAAAAR!!" The Taliban are swarming in from every direction, bullets whiz past and pipe bombs and other IED's are hurled into their midst. Eddie's comrades are desperately trying to fend off their assailants but one by one they all begin to fall. >Through the smoke and terrible screams as dozens of bearded men in rags wielding AK47's begin mopping up what's left of Eddie's squad - he begins to crawl slowly into the drainage ditch at the side of the road - it's filled with stinking brown water and other assorted effluvia. >They're looting everything of worth now, rifles, vehicles, tools and equipment. The few survivors are led off in chains to some cave miles away. >Eddie waits till an old KIA drives past, he bursts up out of the ditch like a giant muddy ogre and launches himself at the drivers side of the vehicle, he punches through the window and sends the teeth of the poor Afghan within flying out of his asshole like buckshot, his throat crumpling like a paper bag and his head imploding like a tin can caught beneath a truck tyre. >He jumps inside and begins to long and arduous journey back to Liverpool - somewhere along the way he picks up a strangely reptilian looking female who he can't help himself around. >He takes this creature all the way back to England - by the time he arrives the snake has already laid a clutch of eggs and has shackled him to its life forever >Makes a tripcode on Sup Forums's Brit/pol/ as he arrives back home and starts regaling everyone with his war stories.
Hudson Gonzalez
No? It was a training exercise. We did get captured by the Jordanian SF at gun point though during a night navigation exercise because they thought we were spying on them.
Josiah Gomez
Kill yourself you stinking britfuck, never come here again or ill smash your head.
Jordan Garcia
You're just being modest. Was this before or after you fearlessly disproved the existence of the water ghost?
Angel Fisher
I appreciate slice of life writing user but I think Eddie is building up to something here so let's all give him the floor.
Eli Johnson
...
Nathan Martin
I'd like to see Petra again, but I doubt I'll be back.
Levi Hill
Brilliant. I'm going to plagiarise Eddie's life and sell """my""" story to the Sun. Phwoar I'm gonna be famous, lads. Stolen valour is where it's at.
Adrian Mitchell
>never come here again or ill smash your head Yeah because evidently that is all that you need to hear to avoid a place for the rest of your life, whether it's the boatyard or petra.
Brandon Hernandez
good
Jason Sanchez
When you say captured you mean they got the drop on you but then you scrapped your way out of it right?
Oliver Williams
I won't go again because it's a lot of effort, a lot of money and very little incentive
Coincidentally that is the same excuse you made for not going to the boatyard.
Funny how things work out.
Brayden Howard
I know, I went which means you all don't have to posts referencing the fact that no one else did.
Carson Adams
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Xavier Wood
We were in a training area, dotted with various camps, Jordanian, British, US. One night SHQ organised a non-tactical night navigation. So white lights, no weapons, plenty of chatting. It was just a map reading refresher and a bit of section competition to keep moral up. Problem is, the retarded PTI who drew up the map didn't check where exactly he was placing the navigation points. One of which was on top of a hill overlooking a training camp for the Jordanian special forces. We didn't know what it was when we got to the point, just assumed it another of the countless compounds in the area, so we continued on our way, but then two armed guards ran upto us screaming in Arabic and waving their rifles in our face. We complied and we're lined up on a bundline on our knees. Eventually an English speaking officer came out and apologised, took us to the mess and treated us all your chai
Liam Reed
Bless you.
Nolan Perry
>>meanwhile the love of your life was getting pumped by superior German cock
Jacob Hill
...
Brayden Moore
How come you guys nevet talk about deano stuff like football transfers then? If you practiced on each other it would make you more relateable to ordinary folk when you met them down at the chippie or whatever.
Aiden Brown
So what was your excuse for not going?
Carter Gomez
I don't have an excuse for not going because I went.
Fuck it, we're fighting bitchboy.
Lucas Cook
The absolute state.
Evan Perez
>I don't have an excuse for not going
/topic
let's get back to politics
Tyler Smith
Wait what there were Aussies there? And what the fuck is chai man?
Bentley Ward
He did go, he just forgot to get any proof and then spent the next few months alternately saying WN didn't and having colossal autistic meltdowns when questioned about it. Nothing suspicious there at all.
>let's get back to politics >back to >politics >back to
Newfag
Camden Butler
How about we do it the wrong side of the burn?
Fuck it we're fight aswell.
Isaiah Johnson
>Deano and his pals stumble into the takeaway around three >Starts chatting to some drunk as fuck uni bird in the queue >Some tall prick in a frock coat with a big beard starts talking… >Deano shouts ’I don’t give a fuck if she’s your house mate pal, every hole is a goal!’ >Lads cheer >Birds housemates start tapping frock coat on the shoulder and calling him a wanker >Deano shouts at frock coat ‘I can’t stand controlling pricks, I’m a feminist’ he turns to the lads and winks >Frock coat mumbles ‘sorry mate’ >Deano turns to bird and says ‘I hate cunts like that’ >Lads push drunk bird into Deano, Deano catches her and says ‘Lads don’t’ but winks over her shoulder at them >Deano looks drunk girl in the eyes and says ‘you’re actually fit as fuck mate, you know that’ >Frock coat sees all this going on but keeps ordering kebab with his head down in a lowered voice >Frock coat turns round and sees Deano necking his crush
Jacob Sullivan
Ironically we talk about football quite a bit nowaday- >GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL
Jordan Baker
Post original photo. I want to see the age of his hands. He can't be more than 21 years old.
Jaxon Reed
>Wait what there were Aussies there? What? >And what the fuck is chai man? It's like a sweet tea the Arabs drink
Adam Jones
>he cmon now
Levi Campbell
The hand isn't his. That's the point. It's him LARPing as a female again, using a post from February 2017 by an American.
Caleb Brown
no, its just tea, chai means tea in arabic you fucking mongrel.
Logan Murphy
Who's the cutest MP (in your opinion)?
My vote goes to Priti.
Brandon Gonzalez
woah so is this the intellect of anonymongs?
I swear you're starting to experience brain damage after you couldn't get any more emotionally damaged.
Cooper Johnson
Don't be mean to him, he's homeless and he got cucked twice.
