ITT: characters that are canonically ugly
ITT: characters that are canonically ugly
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You're waifu.
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I will fucking skin you alive and wear youe pelt as a cloak.
Bird is the canonically most beautiful girl in monogatari
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undoubtedly
look at the evidence bois
>shinji attracted to kaworu
>shinji is therefore gay
>shinji attracted to asuka
>asuka is therefore a man
wake up sheeple
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She drops out of college to become a stripper.
I want to strip Bird.
that's just shaft doing their experimental shit
So does Kumiko's sister, and she's pretty cute.
Bird? More like a Turd!
Me.
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me :(
dancer, not stripper.
Ugly people don't become dancers. Also at least she isn't a communist, agitating bitch slut whore. Or riding the dick carousel in brazil and making her cuck of an ex boyfriend pay the alimony for some spic halfbreed
Sure are a lot of cocksucking faggots on Sup Forums.
you apologize right now.
Wow,
just wow
Any character with glasses.
>at least
Are you defending dropping out of school? It's only downwards for her from here on out.
Fag.
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>all these ironic answers
Senritsu's best girl though, competent, talented, intelligent, beautiful inside. I hope when her curse is broken she transforms into a gorgeous nee-san and intimidates Kurapika.
Poor bird. Given the gift of immortality but forced to be an ugly hag compared to her sister, never to receive brushies.
10/10 body 3/10 face
Glasses ruins everything.
You might actually be gay. Nothing wrong with that, we live in accepting times. But I'm just letting you know.
Shit taste, faggot.
OP is canonically gay and blind, nothing new here
>canonically
I bet you think his bathroom's really a cathedral too.
And you probably think literally literally means literally
Bird is the most attractive Gatari anyways
Setting aside your shit taste, she's canonically acknowledged as being attractive, so the incredibly retarded claim of "any character with glasses" just doesn't fly.
What in the fuck is going on in the monogatari LNs?
>Glasses ruins everything.
But that's wrong, you nigger
Had a timeskip of 5 years, most of these are gross exaggerations
Koyomi is a supernatural cop and lives alone with Karen who is a normal cop
Tsukihi is living abroad, dropped out of college twice and now wants to study dance
Gahara works for her dads corporation abroad
Mayoi is god
Nadeko writes unsuccesful manga
Kanbaru is a sports doc
Sodachi is an accountant
Ougi is still spooky
Though Hanekawa actually is a communist terrorist, gotta give him that
I did not even realize he was shitting on Cat.
With riding the dick carousel he referred to Senjogahara though, Koyomi and her broke up three times already.
>lives alone with Karen
Nisio's writing is getting less & less creative huh?
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It's hard being right, but I feel you user. Megane is fucking shit.
What happened to Kaiki?
He's dead and a ghost
Honestly, I don't think anyone knows. He only had that appearance in Hanamonogatari and even Gaen said she doesn't know where the fuck he is
>ruining most of your waifus
Nice work there, Nisio.
Your taste is fucking shit.
Delete this right now.
Does Meme come back?
In Owari3 he has a heroic comeback. He also appears in Tsubasa Sleeping in which she tells him a story to get him to come back
Nah.
Shit, now I'm really hyped for the next season.
>being right
>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses, thus proving his claim wrong
Yeah, whatever you say, kiddo.
>>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses, thus proving his claim wrong
You can start posting them anytime
There's several posted alrady, we're talking about characters that are treated as attractive in-universe.
>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses
But that's an oxymoron, glasses automatically make a character unattractive, until they take them off. You can't wear glasses and be attractive at the same time.
Imagine actually believing this.
It's simply the truth.
>bird
that's not monkey
Which ones did he ruin?
Karen is the same, just wearing a police uniform now
Gahara is the same
Nadeko is doing what everyone assumed she'd be doing
Sodachi is doing the sort of thing people expected too
Ougi's the same
Only Tsukihi, Kanbaru,Mayoi and Hanekawa are drastically different. Tsukihi and Kanbaru moreorless act the same personality-wise too.
>Though Hanekawa actually is a communist terrorist
Always knew that she was worst girl. What a piece of trash.
>being this much of a pleb
This is a serious topic people, shameful
>pic related
it's a shame the spooky oogi meme never fully took off.
Glasses just ruin the eyes in an ugly way. Shades, goggles, and masks are alright, if they are designed right, but glasses just look shitty.
>and lives alone with Karen
Why would anyone who personally knows Koyomi and/or Karen let them do this?
Both of them.
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Why stop them?
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In anime this isn't a problem but glasses make the part they cover either look smaller or bigger in a weird way depending on if you use glasses to either fix short-sightedness or far-sightedness.
Nah, he's right, you're a pleb.
Y U N
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All those characters look like shit there. Glasses are just ugly.
>Mamimi
>ugly
So Koyomi don't have a girlfriend in the end ? Nadeko didn't win the D ? What about Shinobu ?
I came here to post this.
Pleb detected.
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Megane-haters are plebs. Don't give them attention they don't deserve.
Awful, awful taste
>Urara
>Look like shit
It personally fascinates me how megane-haters are always so fixated on the glasses. They're arguably more obsessed with glasses than actual glasses fetishists.
Well now that the glasses are off she looks fine.
>So Koyomi don't have a girlfriend in the end
It's still Gahara, on and off. She moves in with him at the end. The entire novel features him going over plans to eventually marry her too.
>Nadeko didn't win the D
Isn't trying to anymore. Possibly still avoiding Koyomi out of guilt, I dunno.
>What about Shinobu ?
Same weird catch-22 situation as usual, she's still there. Next LN is all about her.
Honestly not that much changed for a lot of characters and relationships. Nisio's the king of having a lot and also fucking nothing happening simultaneously.
Because they just look so fucking ugly.
delete this
But it's not normal to obsess this much over something you don't like, you'll only make yourself more miserable. You need help.
I'm enjoying my anger.
The latest book ends with Gahara crawling back to him and him taking her back. They have problems in their relationship but get together again in the end.
Nadeko most definitly didn't not win the D.
As for Shinobu, the next book is called Shinobumonogatari and the arc is called Shinobu Mustard. He hasn't been using her as much as before. Next book will also have the person appear who turned Shinobu in the first place
What ep are these from? Gonna make some webm. Also OP is a fag, no doubt.
Tsukimonogatari episode 1
You're doing gods work user!
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Why woukd they make someone canonically ugly look so cute in anime?
Hanekawa unironically became big boss
If Mamimi was attractive, she wouldn't need to hit on middle schoolers.
Is she supposed to be ugly? I thought she was just a beta.
Friendly reminder that the whole idea of Monogatari's narrative is that all the books have unreliable narrators
All girls look hot as fuck because Arararararagi is a horny teen who would fuck anything with tits and a nice pair of legs including his own sisters
Notice that when Kaiki or Hanekawa narrates, the girls arent 10/10 anymore
>Bird is the canonically most beautiful girl in monogatari
It's actually Bat when she's in her adult form.
Most of the girls are super popular and considered by the entire school as very attractive though and not only by Koyomi. Gahara had both girls and boys fawning over her, Kanbaru is the star of her whole school, everyone finds Nadeko cute which she uses to her advantage and Tsukihi is said to be insanely popular.
Ugly is the new cute