Why aren't you a NEET, user?

>passively contribute to the downfall of the degenerate system
>save 100-200€ every month
>free time 24/7
>learn whatever I want whenever I want
>drink whisky whenever I want
>create art multiple hours day
>fuck multiple women a month


Are there absolutely no downsides to being a NEET in a first world socialist utopia?

How? I might be legit fucking insane (Tripolar, ADD, Narcissistic Sociopath) how can I get neet buxom Europe.

Bux*

Because I want nicer shit than government gibs and I like owning a house and being able to afford shit like guns and eating steak whenever I want.

You just have to be a citizen, apply for unemployment benefits and then do nothing. I fucking hate how easy it is and how much money I get here in Finland. Yet at the same time it would be stupid to pass an opportunity like this. Tens of thousands of men have died to secure my right to be a leech. Life is weird.

>neet
>fucking women
riiiiiggghhht

>"owning " a house

Government will still take it away from you if it so desires. Owning a house within a nation is just glorified renting. Also I can afford to eat steak whenever I want.

Don't know if I'd consider myself a NEET, but I live with my grandparents. I flip thrift store items on eBay for around $900-$1,200 profit/month. Put like 10 hours a week into it.

Feels pretty good. Grandparents don't mind me living with them since we get along good and I have at least a modicum amount of income for myself. Go to gym. Able to buy new vidya whenever. Saving 300-400/month. Tons of free time to read, vidya, shitpost, etc.

Looking to scale up my eBaying though and get an apartment sooner or later.

That's not what they died for. Those programs are for people that are legit struggling. You are just a disgusting, lazy waste that doesn't do their part to pay back or pay forward what you've been given.
In short, you're a nigger.

It's easy when you are confident, good looking and take care of yourself. Women dont care about your money in FWB situations

You don't understand. The sooner a filthy system like this collapses the better off everyone will be. Where have you been the last 50 years of western "progress"?

Sounds like a comfy life. Good for you user.

Well America isn't quite as giving which is why I prefer it. I'd gas all people abusing the system as my first executive order.

>when you are confident, good looking and take care of yourself
>being a NEET
pick one

I'm a NEET, but I won't take gov handouts.

I'm not mad at you NEETs, maybe I'm a bit jealous of your seemingly endless freetime. A luxury I will only be able to experience once I permanently hit pavement at work.

So just from your parents?

But Finland is nowhere near collapse. What you're doing is straight up leeching, you're being a neekeri.

I'm confident because I'm the master of my own schedule. I'm good looking stress isn't aging me. I take care of myself because I have the time for it.

Checkmate, corporate rat

What happens when the money runs out though? Meanwhile you should have saved a nice amount by then while these faggots are fucked. We're better than them, they are scum. Know it. Be proud of it.

>But Finland is nowhere near collapse.

Are you afraid of dreaming big? Every journey begins with a single step. When more people join me, the collapse hastens, and eventually we will get to build new glory out of the ashes of the past decadency.

I work at walmart and have no one to rely on. There is no saving money.

>building glory with lazy retards with no skills or experience.

Oh Finland. What has happened?

How old are you?

>ahhh need peeble payin mah social security

Boomer detected and confirmed

Nothing.

born in the early 80s.

So begging on the street is better? Protestant work ethic cucks crack me up

lol fuck off retard, the only thing you do is drink. 24/7 free time and you don't create, fuck, or learn anything.

Nigger I'm 27, I don't want anyone to pay for anything of mine and I don't want to pay for anyone else's shit either.

Are you a manager or something? If you're a Walmart cashier or something that's fucked.

>euros

Get the fuck out of here nigger

Already kinda living like that. The freedom is too good to ever want everything else.

I love how neets pretend to "study" and "make art" when really all they do is watch hentai

Ok I will believe your lies
just tell me how you get girls if you do not go to work of school or anything where women are

I enjoy my work, so being paid quite a bit to do it in a lab furnished and maintained for free seems like the best course of action.

>irish whiskey
>(((whiskey)))
fucking disgusting, if you're going to consume whisky then make sure it's scottish first.

Irish Whiskey is pretty good you assblasted Scot

That's crappy liquor. And you probably pay €100 for that bottle.

>fucks multiple bitches every month

no promotions on my shift. 300+ people work at my store. The competition is too high. Not to mention I don't have time to shoot the shit with management, not when I have too much shit to do to the point im working 5 or 6 hours for free a week.

I simply figured he has sex with prostitutes.

>D Vitamin

I have depression and I am without my parents support and in the verge of being a nurse. How do I get statebux? Im fucking desperate amd will start fucking e-begging if this goes on.

puta bida anons, puta bida...

How do I join the neet squad in Croatia? I will quit my job and start living as a neet hermit just teach me how

I like actually being able to afford buying things that cost more than a pack of ramen.
Also: travelling abroad

no money to be neet

>Are there absolutely no downsides to being a NEET in a first world socialist utopia?
>tfw you re a neet in a 2nd world socialist distopia

>You just have to be a citizen, apply for unemployment benefits and then do nothing.
You dont have to look for work or anything?
How much do you get per month?

how are they mutually exclusive? fucking retard

Enjoying the work you do is probably superior to being NEET. I, however, have not found a single meaningful thing that I enjoy working for, unless it is self-employment on my own terms.

>'m confident because I'm the master of my own schedule. I'm good looking stress isn't aging me. I take care of myself because I have the time for it.
>Checkmate, corporate rat
Do you plan on ever having kids?

Becose my country is ex commie and relativly poor to western countries so i can't just sit back and live on goverment gibs.

Rent and electricity paid + 485€. You have to pretend that you are looking for work but no one truly cares what you do. A few times a year I go to the unemployment office and tell yeah I've been sending applications to here and here and then they send me on my way

Euros

D vitamins?
Explain plz...

I have no idea. At the moment I don't see life as a gift worth passing on. For those who have not yet been born, inexistence is preferrable to existence.

You havin' a posh wank later? Why do you have johnnies and vitamins?

Civilized people fap into condoms so there's less mess to be cleaned up

ugly wageslave faggot
stay bitter bro

Holy shit thats more than people receive in Germany. Here we get 420€ + rent, not even sure about electricity. Dayum wtf finland.

wtf

they have never offered me + rent and electricity paid + 485€.

are you a refugee/shitskin?

finns have chronically low d-vitamin due to low levels of sunlight through much of the year

A true NEET would never say that. Gibs and Bux don't give no fux.
Suck it wagie scum.

pureblood 5'7 Finnlet. Where do you live? Outside pääkaupunkiseutu it's probably much less.

Yeah nordics are embarrassingly lenient

>Get drunk by yourself alone in your room/moms basement.
Try to get kiddie grade highs on cheap granny grade medication.
Jerk off into condoms over your hentai shows, because you will never get to use one any other way.
Fixed for you faggot. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. TWINK FAGGOT.

I live alone in a 50 m2 apartment. I don't even know what to do with all this space, but I'm planning on turning the second room into a study

Ah. Yeah that I understand.

That's what I said. A posh wank.
They're bloody good they are.

>learn whatever I want whenever I want

Then you're not NEET.

Meant this for

I live in Espoo.

They've only ever offered me like 400e TOTAL, from which I'm suppoed to pay rent/utilities, everything.

Do you have a bank loan?

I just got hired at Wal-Mart for overnight stocker. Doing it while I go to school to be a EMT.

how do you get the women?

also....any photos?

do you have ugly sister? I would marry->divorce her for citizenship

Fucking snownigger, you are everything I despise.
Go kill yourself

4th year in med school. I'm not a NEET by definition.

Too busy sleeping

NEET life best life.

Damn, that's weird. I live in Järvenpää. I have student loan of ~5000 that I accumulated before dropping out of metropolia IT studies a few years ago. Recently had to start paying it back.

It's fucking bizarre that students get paid less per month than unemployed people and they have to take the loan too.

Local bars.

vittu mä tiesin että suomirotta :D

this actually.

I wish we never found that god damn oil

No gibs to pay for housing and booze. And my job is extremely af neway and pays like 40k.

>Using Durex

Kek

I spend more that your monthly allowance on tipping after dinner twice a week you disgusting animal.

Wondering the same. Only need to apply for Croat citizenship.
I guess we are too poor for gibsmedat bux, bre.

>eating at restaurants
>tipping hefty sums

Are you homosexual?

I am, have been for years. I got my bennies slashed last year but I still do alright.

i've never received any dosh from the government but your best bet to become neet would be to fake mental illness probably

Due to work I have a vast amount of this thing called disposable income. That's money left after I pay all my own bills, put aside savings and buy clothes / drugs.

But i am, its the best

i dont understand how you get so much.

you got any tips of how/what I should be applying for?

are you getting extra from sossu?

>Don't know if I'd consider myself a NEET, but I live with my grandparents. I flip thrift store items on eBay for around $900-$1,200 profit/month. Put like 10 hours a week into it.
I know tons of people that do this here. They don't use ebay, but a really old site called finn.no

Except the chicks they don't solely live of that though. Well actually I got one mate that got his business started this way. He was flipping boat motors and boats there. So he would buy up a broken down ones and fix them up, or simply just under priced ones and flip it.

He earned so well on it, and got so many engines so he had to rent a property for it. Fast forward today he has a couple of people hired there, while he mainly scans for bargins on that site.

It's either 5 or 6 years since he quit his regular job

How did your family react when you started?

You don't get any money like the loser OP though.

Why not just save & invest everything? You'll be retiring in 10 years and from then on just get richer year by year

toimeentulotuki + asumistuki.

Congrats. Hopefully you become an EMT. You're going to be doing a lot more in life to impact people more than your humble correspondent. Maybe next life I'll know what I want to do in life as I'm too old to start from the bottom, as in I don't have a high school diploma or anything.

Mee töihin vitun rotta ihmisperse

All those loose wires everywhere

well hello mrs clarkson

They are authentic and loving bunch. They are of the opinion that it may take some time to find your place in the world and are not demanding extraordinary feats from me, for which I am thankful. They just want me to be happy above everything else. If that entails going on my own way, that will be fine to them. My mother still wishes that I would find a job I enjoy though.