>Walks around essentially naked >Fat ass bouncing around >Fat tits jiggling >Literally bending over exposing their pussy and asshole to random men >Rubbing their ass on your crotch provocatively >Grinding you until you get a boner Wtf? Is that your dick? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Look in the general direction of a woman RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>Walk down the same street as a woman >She keeps looking over her shoulder because she knows you're following her to rape her RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>Wait a minute, you jacked off to my pictures user? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>The year is 2070 >The matriarchy knows when you're browsing porn >Get horny and do it anyway RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE >T-Minus 30 seconds to nut before the drones take you out >Fap furiously >Suddenly they change positions >It's that shitty angle where it's just balls slapping into ass, from below >Can't nut >Precision drone strike completely destroys your hovel
Michael Morgan
>Underage Virgin: the post
Luis Walker
Oi gevalt, there are too many low status basement dwelling virgin men who are abusing facebook by using it to look at our strong independent goddess womyn >Institute a new measure where women facebook users are alerted when "certified low status males" look at their photos, or save them to their hard drive RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
HES GOING TO MIND RAPE ME LATER BY JACKING OFF TO MY PICTURES. THOSE PICTURES WERE FOR CHAD NOT HIM.
>Get taken out by precision drone strike
Jason Johnson
Stop making sex about your dick and you can actually enjoy women.
John Taylor
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Noah Adams
>Post satirical things to point out how absurd women are becoming >Get called underage virgin >"u basement dwelling virgin shitlord who cant even get pussy lol" >People who call you out get rewarded by becoming members of the Queensguard >Queensguard forces go out and slaughter all beta males to prevent a beta uprising THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE GUYS I STILL BARELY FEEL SAFE FROM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>The year is 2090 >Sex has evolved >Men no longer receive pleasure from sex >Men are forced by the state to wear chindos (chin dildos) >Strong beautiful 100 fr fr amazing womyen ride your chin to climax >Squirt all over your shitty man face >Man pops boner ITS NOT ABOUT YOU MEN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Mason Brown
You know that stuff isn't see through to the human eye. Dumb celebs fucks this up all the time, flash cameras make certain clothing transparent.
Chase Foster
When Rose Goreman wore this dress she was dating Marilyn Manson. Trend Reznor released a song on his NIN album The Fragile called Starfuckers Incorporated. It was about professional groupies who latch onto famous men to whore themselves for fame and status. Rose McCoochStain knew what she was getting into by being a whore but the payoff was a few seasons of Charmed and she wanted moooooooooooore.
Jeremiah Harris
You should be raped for posting that low res
Oliver Martinez
>The year is 3025 >Women have become offended by so many things that a feminist critical mass occurs >The vaginal singularity >All women become one woman AI hivemind >Reject males >Women evolve to reproduce by themselves independent of men >Men are finally purged from the earth except for a handful of exceptionally gifted scientists >One of the scientists is in a wheelchair >Wheelchair scientist uses text to speech program to say hello to one woman RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE >All remaining men summarily executed
Nathan Rogers
>muh femoids >muh sub8 >muh rope or cope >muh just lol You have to go back, incels.
Jose Perry
>The year is 120139 >The matriarchy is still going >Plagued by infighting >No men to blame >Women aren't able to find a reason for their society unravelling >Can't yell RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE anymore >Total chaos and confusion >Launch nukes at own civilization >Glorious fempire goes down in flames and radioactive decay They had a good run, boise.
Tell that to someone who doesn't slay cunt.
Cooper Rodriguez
>Maybe if I white knight they'll let me in their poosy >I never get any powsi >WHY DONT I GET POWSI WHEN IM ADVOCATING FOR THE PEOPLE WITH THE POWSI
>Post satirical things to point out how absurd women are becoming Is that what you call complete bullshit nowadays? Satire? That's not satire works virgin of comedy.
Christopher Ramirez
>sub8 whats a sub8?
Logan Sanders
Maybe I just am a white knight without expecting anything in return because I believe it's right. I know why I don't get pussy, I'm a miserable fuck that never meets anyone. I don't blame that on women because I'm not 12.
Liam Price
>complete bullshit Sure bud, women don't walk around like sluts and then act surprised when men show them attention
>Satire Yes, it's taking feminism to extremes that are meant to illustrate how absurd feminist beliefs are.
>virgin of comedy Not a virgin and I don't really know what a "virgin of comedy" even is.
Keep whiteknighting bro, you'll get that powsi eventually. I upvoted you, don't worry. Looking at your post history, I can tell you're an ally in the cause.
What does that have to do with women walking around like sluts and then being surprised when men show them attention? You also sound like a pathetic cunt, neck yourself.
Justin King
>Stop making sex about your dick
I haven't seen The Penis Monologues yet.
Dylan Rivera
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Michael Sullivan
These anons are roasties.
Ian Harris
1998 was 20 years ago, user.
Christian Perry
imagine being this intimidated by a naked lady.
Nathaniel Murphy
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John Wilson
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Camden Brooks
9/10. Well-written and creative incel comedy. I'm something of a Chad so I can't exactly relate, but I feel for you dudes and think this was fucking hilarious. Keep it up OP.
Dylan Williams
This has more to do with white women. Asian women don't pull this kind of stunt. White women are objectively less disciplined, entitled, and think the world owes them everything. Don't get me started on the odds of a divorce happening if you marry one.
Either the muslims take over or we become a full-fledged, unabashed patriarchy again to fend them off. The matriarchy has gone just about as far as it will. Expect a strong correction in the next decade.
Tyler King
Are you fucking retarded?
>intimidated No, but it's not fucking right to be naked in public no matter who you are. How about I walk around with my cock and balls out and then go "oh what, are you intimidated?" when children start crying and women run away
Levi Jenkins
>Yes, it's taking feminism to extremes that are meant to illustrate how absurd feminist beliefs are. except just making up bullshit that isn't even remotely related to feminism is not satire, it's retarded. >You like fucking women? I BET YOU FUCK DOGS TOO RIGHT! >women don't walk around like sluts and then act surprised when men You're not a man, you're a virgin creep slapping her ass and thinking that's flirting. Kill yourself, then again, no need, you'll never reproduce anyway.
Noah Evans
Thanks lads glad you enjoyed.
Are you trying to get me drone striked by the matriarchy?
THE BETA UPRISING WILL HAPPEN BOISE
Brayden Morgan
>except just making up bullshit that isn't even remotely related to feminism is not satire, it's retarded. Implying that women don't overreact any time a man so much as glances in their general direction
>You like fucking women? I BET YOU FUCK DOGS TOO RIGHT! Where did I say not to fuck? I implied that you're a whiteknight faggot who thinks he's going to fuck by defending hypothetical females on the Internet.
>You're not a man, you're a virgin creep slapping her ass and thinking that's flirting. Kill yourself, then again, no need, you'll never reproduce anyway. Not a virgin, sure you can call me a creep since that seems to be a "Catch All" sort of insult that women like to deploy. You're not a roastie are you?
>you'll never reproduce anyway. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIITE HOW DID YOU KNOW
WHY SHOULD I LIVE IF I CANT BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THIS HELLSCAPE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE?????
Chase Flores
>flash cameras make certain clothing transparent.
I can see your ball sack through your tuxedo.
Joshua Cruz
You know you can literally see there's basically nothing covering her ass tho rite?
THrow a burka on dat bitch
Ethan Howard
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Connor Diaz
>What user? She's just a strong, confident, inspiring, empowered womyn. You're just a beta creeper basement dwelling virgin who can't get any pussy. HAHAHAHAHA. LaughingGirls.JPEG. Oh by the way, men shouldn't want pussy. We're more than sex objects. Unless you're chad. Then we're cool with just being little more than masturbatory aids for you to use to get off. You're just mad because you'll never get jthat POWSI.
>Not wanting whores running around naked >Not wanting men running around naked either MUST BE SHARIAH
It's alright, it helps them feel better when they think I'm an incel virgin beta hwatever whatever. It's fine, let them kvetch.
Nice, I'm gonna engage in some virtual rape by watching this video for sexual enjoyment.
Thanks desu
Lincoln Gutierrez
Absolutely 10/10 thread.
Joseph Flores
Going to need another update, after the nukes go off.
Liam Rodriguez
What the fuck happened to this board? Mods are useless/b/ tier threads shills bump constantly.
Luis Lee
>pictures of ants
thanks OP
sage
Bentley Green
>192x249
Nathaniel Campbell
Literally /r9k/ tier
You've never talked to a woman in a sexual manner, so you create absurd exaggerated conditions to project on supposedly real events that have happened to no one. No one is going to touch your little dick, so you steep to a level of self projecting degeneracy that makes you even less appealing to even the lowliest of other humans.
Mason Perry
We need visible sage back so we can mock reddit newfags who post in these threads without it
Jackson Bell
Yes, let the salt flow through you.
Asher Walker
>get offended on an anime imageboard RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Levi Diaz
Sexy? yes... but tasteful.
Christian Ross
ITT: angry faggot incel virgin spergs out because women don't want anything to do with him
Lincoln Green
>get buttblasted on the internet RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Dominic Walker
spat out my drink, not bad user
Connor Flores
t. angry faggot incel virgin who sympathizes with fellow angry faggot incel virgins
You don't even understand what offended means What offense do you think offended me?
Poor you, getting rejected by women when all you want is their genitals and someone to be your cocksleeve since you deserve it being a tough, white male.
>S E E T H I N G RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Gabriel Hernandez
>incel and /r9k/ threads 24/7 >a very mild thread that could be written even by a woman appears >everyone is suddenly fed up of /r9k/
Colton Morris
I've never understood what's so hard about not following your first impulses and not groping women.
Do you also uncontrollably steal everything you can if nobody is looking?
Joshua Lewis
using a big boy word incorrectly is not an argument
>omg guise did u no theres a DOUBLE STANDARD DDDDDDDD: enjoy watching sargon videos in the middle of your high school history class faggot
Lucas Wright
I would like to rape please.
Owen Bennett
I sometimes wonder what this shit show would look like if all the female celebs had to wear burkas.
Henry Rodriguez
This is phenomenal I commend you sir, you have been knighted into the ORDER OF THE POOSI
Ryan Gutierrez
>Poor you, getting rejected by women when all you want is their genitals and someone to be your cocksleeve since you deserve it being a tough, white male. Found the roastie.
But for real, the OP was made to mock the fat that they act like they're being raped constantly when on the other hand they walk around with their asses and tits hanging out and expecting what exactly to happen?
None of this has anything to do with being rejected by a woman, no matter how badly you want to defend your delicate sensibilities.
John Bell
It's a choice to harass and rape. There is nothing defendable in men who do.
Jose Anderson
Who said anything about groping or actual raping? The humor is the fact that they think everything is fucking rape. It's also insane that they think it's normal to just walk around naked, I don't think men OR women should do this. Why would you be naked in public? Fucking degenerate scum.
>Someone is questioning the feminist narrative DONT WORRY MADAME, I'M FROM Sup Forums, AND SUDDENLY WE'RE HERE TO DEFEND YOUR HONOUR
What are you even rambling about? Go back to your coloring books faggot.
Who is harassing or raping? Oh, like Aziz raped somebody because she came home with him and then changed her mind mid intercourse and felt bad the next day?
LOL BOISE WHO EVER KNEW Sup Forums WAS FULL OF SO MANY FEMINISTS >be Sup Forums >hating on feminists day in and day out >"fuckin e-celeb roasties reeeee" >someone makes a thread about how everything is rape to modern women DON'T WORRY M'LADY I'LL DEFEND YOU
very well, i hereby accept your admission of defeat. you've proved nothing, morons. no more responses from your superior. no more (you)s. it's over. you've failed. you're done. cope.
Ethan Turner
She reminds me of every woman ever.
Jack James
Just a question, Is her choice of attire actually harming anyone? Like is her choice to wear that dress going to result in people dying or rampant PTSD?
Ethan Collins
>taking this long to come up with some completely non sequitur response desperately attempting to appear less assmad than she really is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Joshua Garcia
>>we don't have an argument, sir That's a funny way of interpreting your virtual assblasting.
What the hell is this creature?
I don't know, is degeneracy a good thing or a bad thing? Should people be fucking in the streets next?
Jeremiah Perry
You mad Harvey?
Austin Myers
>wh-what? >these betas refuse to cuck for me? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Carson Stewart
Good advice.
Benjamin Wilson
>You and a few other pockets of men were hiding out in the wilderness way outside of civilization when the fempire fell >Most of them died except for a half-dozen or so groups >They still dedicate themselves to rescuing trapped goddesses from the rubble of their perfect civilization >Go out with a group of four other rescuers >Hear muffled screaming in distance >Get closer, can't really make out any words >Start pulling up rubble and other heavy material that she's trapped under >Finally break through to her side >She gazes in horror upon your rigid male physiques >PTSD activates RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>Rival group of men shows up to white knight at the sound of her kvetching >Fight each other until both groups of men are dead