fall back to other plans, no acosta awards in sight
Ryan Ramirez
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Julian James
is there any official word on the fake news awards or is everyone just hoping it's going to happen?
Isaiah Taylor
Is this the thread where we ajoo?
Camden Carter
...
Cameron Bailey
Your visa is approved, wait, psych!
Jace Wilson
AWOOOOOOO
Christopher Richardson
Fuck plompf and fuck niggers
Jayden Phillips
MAGA
Wyatt Ramirez
> ON NO NO NO NO NO Obama BTFO?
> HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS ..... TO THIS?
> Donald Trump says he will get Apple to 'start building their damn computers and things' in the US > Jan 18, 2016 > The US lost Apple's manufacturing jobs years ago, and probably for good. Steve Jobs is rumored to have said as much at a high-power Silicon Valley dinner in 2011, when he told President Barack Obama "those jobs aren't coming back." But billionaire kleptomaniac Donald Trump thinks he'll be the one to get them back. > Speaking at Liberty University today, Trump escalated his rhetoric on Apple's overseas manufacturing, and claimed somehow the US would reclaim those jobs in the future. > "We have such amazing people in this country: smart, sharp, energetic, they're amazing," Trump said. > "I was saying make America great again, and I actually think we can say now, and I really believe this, we're gonna get things coming... we're gonna get Apple to start building their damn computers and things in this country, instead of in other countries." > "It's all part of Trump's silly fantasy as King of America" > As Gizmodo points out, Donald Trump isn't just going to flip a switch and make something like that happen. It's part of the silly fantasy world Trump has erected in which he's King of America, and so saying things like he's going to bring Apple's damn computers home is mostly empty — the same way his pretension that he can just call up world leaders like Frank Underwood and win huge concessions is ridiculous.
Mason Sanders
reminder the Fake News Awards have been moved to Trump's second term
Kek, got a version without the king bit at the bottom for soft pitches?
Gabriel Morris
>I NEED MY DAD You're a grown man
Grayson Wilson
Fox legs channel
John Fisher
is this an impeachable offense?
Mason Robinson
she said later today, user
Adrian Campbell
name my band
Gavin Kelly
Gonna throw this in the oven, super hungry atm
Landon Rivera
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Julian Hill
Awards=indictments.
Matthew Lee
BREAKING NEWS: CHIEF OF STAFF JOHN KELLY CALLS TRUMP "UNINFORMED" ON IMMIGRATION ISSUES AND THE WALL. HE TOLD HISPANIC CAUCUS THAT THERE WOULD BE NO WALL AND THAT THE PASSAGE OF DACA WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE FOR AMERICA RIGHT NOW
It's literally over. America has open borders. Just fuck my white ass up. Millions of Hispanic dick will impregnate white wombs and there's nothing you can do about it.
Cameron Long
>Restrictive!!!
Zachary Hernandez
Sorry fren, even if its true, I judge individual people not collectives.
Oliver Sullivan
JOO AND POO
Nathan Ross
I love bleachzza
Xavier Garcia
And to think I thought that was a messy zoom in and didn't want to post it, might need to look through the couch grabs again
Oliver Taylor
I never realized how important it was to have a positive outlook on life. Obama was so negative and Trump is so positive and it shows.
Brandon Walker
All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Isaiah Jones
How did tide pods become a meme. Is this some normie shit?
Matthew Martin
nice. i can't wait. this is going to be world news tier shit.
Lucas Cruz
>Kek, got a version without the king bit at the bottom for soft pitches? Here it goes. Spread it wisely. I considered making this a demotivational but this was faster
Oliver White
Wife's shitty-ass turkey burgers on yogurt bread. No salt, just tumeric.
My next phone will be Apple. They're gay but fuck Goolag.
Parker Martinez
Jons was right. He is a back stabbing globalist fuck.
Camden Howard
Chinese food and tea
Kevin Hughes
AIN'T THAT BETTA?!
Caleb Sanchez
Trump needs to fire Kelly and put Stephen Miller in as Chief of Staff. This subordination has gone on for long enough.
Brody Jones
LISA YES!
Thomas Mitchell
Fake news wapo
Jaxson Anderson
Why?
Benjamin Butler
looks like a late entry in the fake news awards "meeting attendees say"
Luke Howard
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Ayden Torres
I'm too tired for this shit. Is the fake news awards happening or not?
Ryder Reyes
My family were the motherfuckers who killed the indians for this land, and I agree with Trump, so now we're on equal seeing grounds, fuck off Hirota
Joseph Moore
Thanks m8! You're the best.
Thomas Nguyen
>washington post
Logan Wright
I have a friend who smugly told me that it was bullshit that companies would repatriate money to the US.
I really want to smugly link stuff like this in his face, but I have better fucking manners than to act petty about being right.
But man...
Dylan Harris
>CIApost >not even archived Nah.
Aiden Clark
I'm ok with this
Mason Torres
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Anthony Myers
White anglos tried to keep out Germans as well. Ben Franklin was a big driver of that.
Joseph Moore
I ordered pizza and wings since I'm hanging out at my moms.
Ian Jones
social media is a cancer that is helping to ruin our society
Lucas Wright
> This account of the meeting is based on notes taken by two lawmakers in the room that were confirmed by two more lawmakers in the room and one senior aide also in attendance.
I give it half a day until a full correction plus Kelly calling it fake news is issued
Jose Gonzalez
so is there a livestream up for the FNA or what?
Nathan Torres
SOMEBODY THINK OF THE IRISH. People always point to how we allegedly didn't like certain groups in the past as some kind of argument. It's just a statement, there is no meat to it. Maybe the irish DON'T make the usa better. Maybe niggers DON'T make the usa better. why are liberals so fucking dumb?
Liam Bell
archive.is/pFJ4I >This account of the meeting is based on notes taken by two lawmakers in the room that were confirmed by two more lawmakers in the room and one senior aide also in attendance. cunt
Isaac Carter
Uma delicia
Aiden Russell
Costco pizza that I had ordered CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS IN 2 MINUTES!
Easton Hernandez
in 2 hours or so get a power nap with an alarm
Adam Sanchez
Sarah said later today, but we don't know when later today is.
Christopher Bailey
>Donald, the Chicken Tendies...hand them over!
Dylan Allen
John Kelly needs to be fired ASAP. This is a total backstab by him. No wonder that globalist Nielson was made head of DHS: She was Kelly's pick. Trump needs to come out right now and throw him under the bus.,
Camden Jackson
>Trump announces the fake news awards weeks in advance >tens of millions tune in >awards start almost 60 minutes late >Jeff Sessions walks out, announces that there was indeed meddling in the 2016 election >proceeds to explain how Hillary and Obama weaponized the FBI, and used Fusion GPS to push a fake dossier which led to illegal surveillance of the Trump team. >announces her arrest warrant on TV >Trump walks out, "CNN is fake news, and they've won the fake news award" >walks off stage
pic related
Jason James
Literally yesterday the narrative was Kelly convinced Trump to kill the deal
Logan Gutierrez
I want to marry Kennedy!
Kayden Richardson
But that article is the exact opposite of what happened. Kelly stood by the hard liners. WaPo is a rag.
Jordan Rodriguez
By the way, Kris Kobach should have been DHS head, not General Kelly. Kelly is a globalist faggot who WANTS DACA. This Washington Post article just confirms that Kelly is soft on illegals and has a completely different view on the DACA situation that Trump's base (i.e. us).
Dylan Perry
Tell her I’ll be over in an hour.
Zachary Reed
My wife can't cook for shit either...
Thomas Johnson
I think it's the new drinking bleach thing fueled by the PSA commercials.
Kevin Martin
Kelly told those idiots to get better sources and obviously they didnt.
Isaiah Gonzalez
That sounds vile
James James
>“A concrete wall from sea to shining sea” is not going to happen, Kelly said. Instead, “a physical barrier in many places” is what the administration is requesting. Kelly used the term “physical barrier” several times during the meeting, attendees said.
>“Concrete wall is not a realistic solution in many places,” Kelly said — noting that topography, among other issues, makes building a physical wall difficult along certain parts of the more than 2,100 miles between the United States and Mexico.
Logan Smith
good lord gonna need more user
Jacob Sanders
10/10 hair/body, 4/10 face. shame
Liam Miller
tfw no wife
Colton Brooks
Yup, great for my waistline, horrible for muh taste buds. Literally the only food she can't make taste good diet wise.
Ryan Williams
>wapo wtf i love fake news now
Christopher Powell
fucking lost
Ryder Williams
AWOO WE WILL RISE AGAIN
Angel Robinson
>wapoo Nah
Hudson Harris
> Hillary's arrest
And I'm 6'3" 239.
Ryan Harris
Anyone know where I can watch the fake news awards?
Jace Garcia
I'm dog sitting since she's at the hospital with my sister.