Why is she always eating?

Why is she always eating?

She was always eating from the very start

Even the guidebooks call we out

She's a weak minder person.

>tfw 10/10 body ruined

Every Ninja can just transform. It's the personality you don't want to fuck.

It pisses me off that they made of of the hottest girls in Naruto a fat pig. It's insulting. She was one of the most fit characters.

It also pisses me off that they removed Hinatas tits and curves. Stop making everyone ugly.

>It also pisses me off that they removed Hinatas tits and curves.
They didn't though she just wears even baggier clothes, with presumably bigger tits from being a mother

How else is she supposed to get over the fact that Orochimaru literally got away with everything

She'd still be sexy if a guy had snatched her up when the cake was still cold but edible

It's all ogre now

orochimaru was a good boy he dindu nuffin

Waaaaait... What if she was like that all along, she just constantly stayed in transformed state in public until she burned her chakra out?

Is that Anko?

if Sasuke can get away with nearly impaling his wife so can Orochimaru

Let it rest man that was all in the past.

Only nearly? Then where did Sarada come from?

Karin. And Orochimaru has proven no actual intercourse is necessary in the ninja world.

Karin

A syringe to the dick

You didn't actually think Sasuke was that desperate, did you?

Its has she deals with thr loss of her husband. Most people go out and find a replacement, her replacement came in the form of food. Moreover as you grow and get older the same thing will happen to you. Just wait til you're 25 and you see people you went to school with. The changes people go through as they age are mind blowing.

But I'll be 25 this year and the only people I know that got really fat are the ones that got married

unfortunately.

You see everyone you went to school with on a daily basis?

No but they all upload photos fairly often on normalfag shit like cuckbook, don't even remember most of the people in my classes

man she used to be hot. what happened.

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When did Anko have an husband?

I know that you guys hate reality, but that's how usually goes for people that doesn't get laid.

Do not hesitate and eat

How do those taste?

man this was planned and calculated.

>even Japan is into SJW feminazi crap

I knew this would happen

It's only her though, Kurenai still looks good for her age

Why does young Might Guy look pissed as fuck.

Because he's in a shitty anime.

Boruto or Naruto in general?

Anko was a shinobi, so a high-fat and sugar diet wouldn't do shit to her, after stopping her shinobi career to train children (or whatever the fuck she did, Idc) she didn't cut back on her high-fat and sugar diet, so it became fat.

Don't worry guys, the ACTUAL qt characters were left unharmed.

Tenten > literally everyone else.

What's her ocupation in the Boruto series?

Yes.

I think she opened a weapons shop. It says on the wiki that she has the Sage's weapons and tools on display, so you know. Cool shit. She's probably not an active shinobi anymore which is kind of lame.

Only way to cope with the ptsd she got from working under that pedophile and the fact the Hokage let him off scot free .

because orochimaru chose kabuto over her

>Dango
>Mochi

God damn it, I love the texture of these kinds of deserts but they taste like shit.

Couldn't they do anything to make dango taste as good as it feels to chew?

You gotta eat when you can!

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>Tenten > literally everyone else.

Milf Ino > Tenten > literally everyone else.

she's a pretty shitty ninja though. She's nice to look at, but that's about it.

like I said, Tenten > Literally everyone else.

I second that. Is this salty or?

Well he did die.

>he did die
what are you talking about? No he didn't. Orochimaru was pardoned 'cuz he a gud boi. He dindu nuffin.

>two Naruto threads on the frontpage
Absolutely disgusting.

Also, Boruto is even more stupid. Actually, if "Boruto" is supposed to be pronounced "Bolt", then shouldn't "Naruto" be pronounced "Nart"?

God, I hate this series, the more I think about it.

stupid squidposter

I think the kanji for his name translates to "bolt" in English. Either way Boruto, the series and the character, are fucking stupid, Naruto should've been allowed to rest easy.

>Itachi fucked this

user, she consumed like 2 days worth of calories while taking a lunch break during the Chunin Exams.

anko is saving calories to expend with a single unstoppable jutsu

>loss of her husband
You're thinking of Yugao.

>Anko is actually an Akimichi
wew lad.

Fuck off Narutards

His name isn't written with kanji. It's written with katakana, which is used for the transliteration of foreign words(Bolt) into Japanese.

As opposed to Naruto which is actually a Japanese word, and has his name written with hiragana.

it doesn't matter, because it's fucking stupid either way. Boruto is a stupid name, it's just "Naruto" with a Bo in front of it. One more "o" and Boruto could've been a ghost.

tl;dr Booruto

Akimichi are only fat because their bodies store extra chakra as fat.

She always over ate
She just became a teacher instead of a jonin / instructor so her TDEE went down from like 5000-6000 to 2000, which meant she proceeded to put on weight like fucking crazy by continuing her high calorie high carb diet.

nice dubs

I thought they were fat because they needed the extra calories to perform their clan techniques. That's the explanation I've always reached. Then again, chakra is pretty much just energy so maybe their fat just gets converted into chakra by being burned off as calories.

>One more "o" and Boruto could've been a ghost.
>
>tl;dr Booruto
the Japanese pronunciation of "boo" in this hypothetical name would sound the same as a "bow" used in archery
not like a spooky ghost noise, or a jeering crowd as you imply

you fucking baka

>being this autistic over a joke
wew lad.

Did this really happen? What did they talk about?
>Remember that time when my sister beat the crap out of you?

>remember that time when I ended your team mate's shinobi career by shattering his leg, and then tried to kill him again in his hospital room?
>Yeah I said sorry about that.

Gaara and Tenten are the worst pair to interact together desu.

Fuck off Narutard

You already have a containment thread. Fuck off.

>bitching about a Naruto thread
>theres Yugioh thread in circulation
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS

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Where did these fags come from?

Sometimes texture supersedes taste for me... example... Hi-Chew. Taste like I'm eating plastic fruit. Love the chewy though.

They know how to stay in one thread, you fucks pollute the whole catalog sometimes.

that's not "narutards reeeeeee" that's bait posters who are trying to get a rise out of you, you fucking troglodyte

>they're just pretending to be retarded
Sure they are. Like all the frogposters and fujos spamming art are also just baiting in these threads.

eat shit, faggots.

They are called Dango and are basically small dumplings made from rice flour. They can have a variety of flavours depending on what you season them with and what they are coated with. Sweet is most common.
In this case she's eating bocchan dango, the red one has red beans mixed in, the white one egg, and the green one green tea.

I like the green tea flavoured ones.

Depression

Japanese sweets are so strange.

He saved everyone.

She's a pig.

;_;

Underrated post

don't be butt hurt, you started this by being an asshole.

>butthurt
nah man I just really wanted to make a retarded joke kek.

Kishimoto's pushing the jap agenda for denying war crimes and human tests

Orochimaru kept her slim just in case he needed her body. Now that he's out, the natural Anko has come out.

>needed her body
since when? What levels of 5d chess do you think Orochimaru would have to play, to have any conceivable use for Anko's body?

>ino
>shit ninja
Ino's the best support ninja in the series and they would have been fucked in the Fourth Shinobi World War without her.

is this canon? she's also an uzumaki?

>they would've been fucked in the Fourth Shinobi World War without her
don't you mean her dad, Inoichi? What exactly did she do? Work with the (already establish) Ino-Shika-Cho trio? Yeah man, real asset there. She also isn't the best support ninja, Sakura is because she's a medic on par with Tsunade. Sakura is a terrible, pretty much useless character but she does have skill as a medic nin.

Yes, Karin is an Uzumaki. She has demonstrated the use of Chakra Chains, a bloodline ability that Kushina Uzumaki used to contain the Kyuubi. She's most likely very closely tied to Kushina, perhaps a second cousin, for the bloodline to manifest in her as well. It's also been established by the first Hokage who commented on her hair being the classic Uzumaki red.

You're right user, letting everyone communicate telepathically through her and detecting enemy locations, what shit abilities.

As I said, Inoichi, her father, did that, not her.

> planned and calculated

This is from a 2005 Viz Jump issue, it was probably something done on their side since they usually do these kind of trivia features for the manga.