/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JOSEPH GOEBBELS 2: I WAS REBORN AS A JEW EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Bob Dole Gold Star Ceremony 1/17/18
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>Full Sen Bob Dole Gold Metal ceremony 1/17/18
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>AG Sessions @MLK Jr DoJ event 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex interviewed by Condy Rice 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex @Hoover Inst 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/JPN FM Kono 1/17/18
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>UN Amb Haley on her Afghanistan trip 1/17/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Assist AG O'Callaghan) 1/17/18
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>Eric Trump on F&F 1/17/18
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>Proj Veritas: Twitter Bans Pol Dissidents 1/17/18
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>Iraq/Syria SitRep (Brig Gen Glynn USMC) 1/16/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/leaf FM 1/16/18
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>StateDep update on Yemen (Dep Asst Sec) 1/16/18
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>Pres Trump @Conversation w/Women of America 1/16/18
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>Conversation w/Women of America panels 1/16/18
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youtu.be/SyXyvvw8ITM (panel3)
>Pres Trump Joint press conf w/Kazak Pres Nazarbayev 1/16/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Kazak Pres Nazarbayev 1/16/18
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MAGA

>the fake news awards were fake news

Reminder:

MAGA

WHERE IS THE FAKE NEWS AWARDS CEREMONY!!!!!
I CAN'T
I CAN'T TAKE IT NOT ANOTHER MINUTE.
NOT ANOTHER SECOND.

AAAAAAAAH FUUUUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT FUCKING FAKE NEWS FUKC!!

Award.

he's bringing awareness to the dangers of Fake News

Stunt well-done

pls happen. i want to see trump talk for 5 minutes straight about how sloppy CNN is.

>no award ceremony
im sad

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Boys calm your tits on GST don't meme so damn hard

Trump will lose reelection
Twice.

Can someone point me towards all the tweets that Trump posted and DPRK's responses starting with his nuclear button tweet and can someone give me a little back story on how he tweeted that?

Aleppo

so is this event actually happening?

Trump is using the same strategy he does for sex which is why women love fucking the Don.

He is waiting until we and the MSM BEG HIM for fake news awards, then and only then will he give it to us.

this is gonna be such cringe

Normies are redpilled now user. Stay with the program

I don't know what's going to happen tonight.
But I know something will happen.
And it'll be fucking hilarious.

I fucking told you all that the awards were not happening... but nooooooo

>mentioned in tweet
>never said to be actual "event"
>rescheduled in tweet
>confirmed only as "a possible event" by Sanders
>no mention since

What did Mike mean by this?

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Reminder that ptg is full of newfags who don't know scriptgets are a thing

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I too tried to manage expectations, this is a very busy week at WH.

27 minutes (guaranteed, unlike the FNAs)

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I NEED MORE SPECIMENS. I need Chimeric Soyboys, Africanized soyboys, British soyboys, French soyboys. I need to give them overly long Latin names for specifications to make the legions of Rome groan in pain from beyond the grave.
It's not really easy to spot. The commie takes up most of the space.

waiting for west coast to get off work is a good idea.

Trump is a neglectful lover then. I've been begging for it since he originally announced it.

He has s p o k e n

#DraftOurDaughters

I'm going off my diet waiting for Fake News Awards

why, Trump, why???

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refresh the pastebin nigger

Post fake news.

youtube.com/watch?v=7nvyQbZszUk

That was fast.

That didn't take long.

Mokingbird is redpilling not fake Jew news

>inb4 he overlaps Tucker again

Aleppo is stronk.

I NEED TO GO IN AN HOUR
FAKE NEWS AWARD WHEN?
DURING TUCKER?

The Fake News Awards were meant to become a trending topic on twitter and an open source movement. There are tons of people tweeting and logging all articles, tweets and broadcasts that were proven bullshit and tweeting them. Its not a 1 night thing its a movement.

>newfags
speak for yourself, I've been here since Sup Forums harbor

This guy comes up and smacks your switch's ass, what do?

KIKES ARE TRYING TO GET GIBS, THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MUCH SLIDE THREADS!!!!

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Sorry. I was putting clothes in the washing machine and came back to the thread almost at 300.

>Having expectations
The God Emperor demands fluidity like water in his men, don't be so rigid

lol nice singles

>me thinks
you can smell the cheeto dust on the keyboard of the person who typed this

This is the exact quality why I'm still visiting this Godforsaken website.

>reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/7r2hc5/why_does_it_cost_30093_just_to_give_birth_in/
>around $30,093 to give birth in USA

USA "healthcare" is a joke

no wonder no one is having babies...

Itll be 7:00 PM EST in 23 mins. You guys need to accept that the awards are not happening so that we can move on. He was just teasing about it, they wont happen, there is no reason to have them, and you just got taken on for a ride like the MSM does.

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>I need to give them overly long Latin names for specifications to make the legions of Rome groan in pain from beyond the grave.
For what purpose?

>It's not really easy to spot.
It is for me.

I could take him.

HOW MANY MORE HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do you have the rest of these?

DID I MISS THE FAKE NEWS AWARDS?

wat

>global cooling
>global warming
>now climate change
wow its almost bare with me here that the earth goes through cycles and now that we can study it we have to little data to prove anything

AWOO

So Twitter is trying to push the porn star story. I thought she had written and signed a letter basically saying it was fake news. Why is it back?

That's actually pretty cool if it's turning into that, but I really thought he was talking about handing out awards himself. Didn't Sarah confirm there would be awards later in her presser earlier?

>7:00 PM EST
>in 23 mins.

Yes, Acosta won them all.

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FBI considered Hillary friend "Sidney Blumenthal" a valid source for the dossier

saraacarter.com/2018/01/18/hillary-clinton-confidant-was-interviewed-by-fbi-in-connection-to-the-salacious-dossier/

WOW

FAKE NEWS AWARDS WHEN REEEEEE

Because Trump is healthy so that narrative fell through.

Is this made by Nintendo?

All of them.

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Somebody paid her enough money to change her mind

Nah, didn't bother saving most of them during the election. Also don't want to spam thread with bait

>doing laundry

post tits

Soyjak grows.
I want to larp as a zoologist.
>It is for me.
It took me a while to notice the star originally as I said.

Yep. Only 79.99 and you can have one too.

This was the one I was looking for anyone. Thanks.

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I genuinely laughed for the first time in years

>she

Good for you

same...stromboli.
what about you?

Can we have our own fake news awards?

I hate them so much.

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That reminds me. I found it.

Hey gaiz when will the wall be finished?

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Yes. But Sup Forums gets the main award for creating the pee pee story.

#FakeNewsAwards is now trending on Twitter.

explain this amerilards

The magic of a Trump Presidency is pulling talented pepes like you out of the depressing darkness

Chips and dip

tortilla - salsa, guacamole