Amerimutt hate thread

Why the Americunts are such a filth?

>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

>be amerimutt
>roll off the couch your wife's forced you to sleep on
>remember she left you for tyrone and you don't need to sleep on couch anymore
>remember she took your house and your couch is situated in a back alley
>get shot
>shart yourself
>"whyter than you.... mohammad.... yuropoors...."

>ITT Eurocucks on damage control

>amerifat in NZ exile because he fled from his 3rd world mutthole

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>why

Because FREEDOM

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Says the meme flag

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*1/239th Anglo

This must be the worst thread I’ve ever seen here. Newfags must all hang

.. all fields friends

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>be 'Murican
>goes on Sup Forums
>sees Pajeet posting
>instantly triggered by this he must type with his fat 56% fingers 'POO IN LOO'
>As he get's a reply from pajeet about how Americans are degenerate faggots he starts laughing
>He laughs so hard he sharts
>Reaches into his underwear with his hand to see if it was indeed a shart, as the layers of fat dampened the sharting sensation
>Not to mention the fact that years of sitting numbed his arse nerves
>Takes hand out, covered is ass sweat and shit
>Snifs
>Replies to the pajeet 'HAHAHA YOU REEAALLY NEED SOME POTTY TRAINING'
>Laughs so hard he falls out of his chair
>His underwear turns over, covering him in runny shit from the Mac Donalds food he ate every day the last week
>He can't stop laughing about his joke to Pajeet
>Laughs so hard he can't keep up with breathing, on top of that he can't get up hand his sheer weight is pressing his lungs down into the ground
>Amerifat dies on the spot from oxygen shortage

>Fuckin' newfags
>'Murica is better than Yuropoor
>Only newfags bant mutts
>1/69 Irish ancestry

Do you or do you not have literal shitting streets?

Where is this anti-American campaign coming from? Is this a new Shareblue divide and conquer campaign?

A pajeet taking a fucking shit joke while trying to insult someone for muh poo in the loo

TOP FUCKING KEK - can't make this shit up

FUGGIN' PAJEET GO SHIT IN LOO GOD BLESS 'MURICA. FUCKIN' 56% WHITE

>Sharts for the 34th time in his pants
>Slurps on carbonated juice till he dies of heart attack

POO

SHART

IN

lack of culture

Is the pounder beef and bean burrito number 1 or number 2 on the microwave?

It too gotdamn fast for me to see anything

Why do you hide behind meme flag Pajeet?

did your mommy or did she not suck too many dicks before and after marrying your daddy?

>Not anal cathing
>Current year

>Imply that only street shitters hate his mutt of a country

I'm sorry Pajeet I didn't know the shit was that bad.

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I only ask because you seem triggered for me asking a legitimate question

>Where is this anti-American campaign coming from? Is this a new Shareblue divide and conquer campaign?

Not strong enough to be free from your kike lord

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that one is actually pretty good

bitch lasagna

>MUH 2ND AMENDMENT
>MUH GUNS AND FREEDOM

I swear those amerifags are an easy target

BASED!
Don't call me Mutt Europoor, I am 97% White at least. That is more than you you muslim rapechild

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>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 2 hours
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot
>it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart as my body hits the pavement
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

p-p-poo i-i

America: the only country autistic enough to spend their GDP on aircraft carriers

>I am 97% White at least. That is more than you you muslim rapechild

Fuck you, we elected Trump. You get raped by Achmed you cuck

>we elected Trump

Good job.

Oh boy, another American hate thread #513 from irrelevant Euro shithole who hides his flag. Prime Europosting hours ladies and gentlemen. Don't you faggots have anything better to talk about, like your own politics? What's the matter, nobody cares about random EU politicians anymore or something?

shart

There is nothing wrong with darker skin you racist cuck. I actually let my collegue Tyrone impregnate my wife because she wanted a darker kid also. And why not? We are a mixed people of all the best parts of the world, and you should not call us Mutts because of that, all my other kids are ethnical Whites.

Gosh you Euros are such fucking cucks who let muslims rape your women

>it's JIDF CIA AI bots

Are you a British Pajeet?

UK is jealous as fuck of our navy haha

>irrelevant Euro shithole


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