Confess, my child

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Forgive me father, but I'm a fucking Protestant

I think racism is retarded

I am unironically a pro-eu liberal.

I enjoy Warcraft porn, particularly Human x Goblin stuff.

>Human x Goblin stuff
isn't that usual American porn though

I have black and Jewish friends.

Nice. Here's a (you)

I dindu nuffin.

I think the Jews are right about the goyim.

Oh Mount Negro, I love you guys.

>monteNEGRO
you would

Confessing to man is a sin, nigger

I'm sorry father for I have sinned, not only have I had impure, jealous, and hateful thoughts but I have jerked my wee wee probably 100 times since last confession

whiter than you, Manuel

I Am actually a black man who hates my own people and comes to this board to talk shit about them.

Father Wojak: I, like a retarded faggot, willingly participate in datamining and profile building threads disguised as confession threads.

i get a kick out of crossdressing but i actually put a amount of effort into it

That's not a sin that can be forgiven. Neck yourself or convert.

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My sin is that I LARP being a practising Catholic and call everyone degenerate while I do nothing all day but browse Sup Forums. I should change my life.. tommorow!

Do you fuck your butt and put a chastity cage on? Asking for a friend.

I want a Jewish girl to impregnate. I'm black by the way

>Europoors are so crippling retarded they have no idea how big the US is and that we have dense pockets of shitskins.
>Not homogeneously blended up like this turkish rape baby.

That's actually hilarious, go to Israel with her once you've done it.

I stole my hot 54 year old coworker's phone during her lunch, looked for nude pics, found none, sent the sexiest selfie I could find to my phone, deleted all evidence of it, took my phone into the bathroom, and then jacked off; all at work.

>I Am actually a black man who hates my own people and comes to this board to talk shit about them.
Don't, encourage eugenics among them to reach at least the levels of the mutts, maybe even pure huwhites one day.

>my child
I hope children stay away from these disgusting pedophiles.

I haven't jerked off since like December last year, I've got a boner right now. Even if I had a gf it would be long distance, but I'm sure she doesn't want anything to do with me. I know its a sin, but I NEED to find a girl to jerk me off cause I can't do it. Its just so fucking gross. There's so many beautiful blue eyed girls in the midwest, but I'm a fucking manlet. There's a mulatto girl who would proabably do it, but that's disgusting, and I told her I'm a good Catholic boi and I can't betray my values. I've been going to local high school games for a job and HOLY FUCK there are some pretty girls, I almost asked some 15 year old looking girl working at DQ for her number. I'm only 21 but still, I don't want to ne a freak.

I'm as right-wing as it gets, but I can't bring myself to believe in God. I feel like I'm missing out on something; my natural inclination towards skepticism makes it difficult to entertain any religious beliefs whatsoever.

Also, I want to raise my family to be Catholic, since I think it will reinforce a good disciplinary/moral structure, but I cannot bring myself to lie like that.

I almost reverted black to the bluepill today, father.

Fuck off. We'll murder them both and blame it on Palestine trying to kill Jews as always. Not only will we be rid the degeneracy from our sacred homeland, but we can portray them as innocent Jews killed by the racist expansionist Palestines; two birds with one stone.

I like futa porn, fit me irl.

Read books, if that doesn't help read more books. Knowledgde is your path to God.

I believe in the European Union but I also am racist.

i hate pagans and athiest but hatred is a sin
God help me

Hate the sin, not the person. Remember that those people are as much a victim as those they are harming.

Do you think all Jews actually believe in god? They still fake the funk and pretend so they have a community. Motherfuckers like you, are needed the only reason why the west is falling so hard is because of you, stop being a child, when your an adult you know santa isn't real but magic for children is important.

Kill the boy, let the man be born.
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It's okay, God loves you anyway. Still, He would like that you love him back.

I do this too. I've started to read books and attend a Catholic small group, but I still waste a lot of time.

my brutha

Met up with guys online who I don't know for a sex party

I'm not normal, but not a fool, father.

>muh dead kike on a stick

I watch porn, i masturbate almost daily, i'm lazy, i eat too much, i get drunk

I'm a sociopath and secretly hate everybody.
While smiling and acting nice.
Make it stop.

that's just being adult.

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You are not allowed into the pool anymore.

Such a sad cunt.

I make christian denomination threads to divide the christians of this board.

Do you think christian chan gets fucked by nigg- i mean devout people of color everyday?

i keep trying to red pill people but most people are more extremely red pilled to the extremitys i cant shitpost irl

Hello FBI

I said I would do no nut 2018, but I failed 5-6 times in the past 18 days.

I'm going to try again with a fresh start today. Please forgive me, CIA NIGGERS.

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You damn degenerate.

Kek

I want to be a child then.

It's because you see everyone as a reflection of some quality about you, whether it is good or bad. If you see someone successful, you become jealous and resent them. If you shake the hand of someone who is very socially awkward, you see a bit of yourself in him and resent him like a poor reflection.

That's a good analysis, but unfortunately not correct in my case. I'm more of a mirror than anything.
I just hate having to deal with people.

Read Camus the stranger.

I've jacked it to nonwhite women.

White women acting on their lust for BBC is not degenerate.

Disgusting.
Three hail marys and no jacking for a day.

I just want to squeeze the life out of ukrainians. Filthy runaway peasants. If I see a ukropoor I'll look at them threatingly and spit on the road before them. If I ever have a business I'll have a no ukrainians sign on the front door.

I know how to fix a lot of my problems, but I'd rather prefer to procrastinate until they go away of their own accord.
So instead of working out, getting a job and meeting people, I'm smoking weed, playing video games and becoming a recluse.

I choose to not fix my problems, because deep down, I feel like I shouldn't really exist anyway.

You want me to just give no fucks about status, wealth, relationships etc.?

I don't really hate any one group of people that much.

>when your an adult you know santa isn't real but magic for children is important
This actually makes sense to me. Very nice aphorism.

Thanks ausbro, you've brightened a sad man's day.

i think richard spencer is a total cutie uwu

This is for you then.

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I am addicted to eating my GF's ass. She's a runner and loves to eat vegetables and fruits, drinks lots of anti-oxidant teas and keep her hygiene in tip to condition. Because of her /fit/ lifestyle and healthy eating, her cum tastes like honey. Everytime she sits on my lap and we make out I slide my fingers inside her warm, moist cunt and swirl my fingers around inside as if insidr a honeypot. I take a good chuck of her healthy orgasm-fluid and lick it clean with my tongue whilst looking in her eyes. She gives me the loudest moans when I do that but enough about her extremely delicious pussy, lets talk about her asshole.

Its the best ever desu. She has that perfect thigh-gap that makes that heart shape and you can see her non-roaste puffy pussylips hanging off the thigh-gap like an oxygen mask in an airplane during turbulence. Above it is the rosy pink neat and clean asshole with the most beautiful aroma you could imagine. The first time I was eating her out I slid my nose inside her ass and inhaled as hard as I could, gave me thr biggest fucking boner of my life.

However, her biggest moan was when the first time I ate her pussy and out of the blue started french kissing her asshole and sticking my tongue deep inside her beautiful glowing ass. Since that day i eat her ass every day and she keeps letting out these wild uncontrolable moans because she loves me and loves me to french kiss her ass.

Sorry padre, please absolve me of my sins, thanks.

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nice one nigger mountain

I'm larping dude... you actually believed that?

I plan to live a life of absolute degeneracy and at my last final moment repent it all and get into heaven

KEK

>I am addicted to eating my GF's ass
So am I. She runs to my place at least twice a week.

God never knew you.

You're just too much of a pussy to speak your mind.

i please please please want a friend
i will befriend anybody as long as its white (ive had ALOT of problems with nonwhites, they are all backstabbing subhumans...) idc about sex or age just please be my friend....

Im so tired of beeing alone (been alone for over 2 years) ;(

Pray mate. Ask God for faith.

Go to a church, and in complete silence pray for getting faith in Him.

Why the fuck would I burn the few bridges I have?

No, understand what you are doing and the consequences, that book is speaking to you, actually read it.

The little girl from got, "we know no king but the king in the north" that next generation needs you bro, that pragmatic intelligence, "fake the funk" just so they have you.

Join a Christian bible study class, do volunteer service work, anything to get you meeting people and making friends.

>not adding the rare to your flag collection

I haven't been with a girl in 7 years and it's becoming increasingly less likely I ever will again

oh wait I think I'm in the wrong thread

I can only get off to female dogs.
Human pussy doesn't appeal anymore. I'm too far gone.
If only you knew the wonders I've experienced.

I prefer Japs over White Women.

>implying nigger mountain is a rare flag

i do that already, but conversation is so lackluster, christians are truly scum, they are just nice for the sake of being so but want no further compromise, they are also degenerates. Being a Christian is the biggest hypocrisy ever

Go back to R9K.

Take it to Sup Forums.

That's because you keep looking at screens, go out exercise, give a woman some compliments or whatever.

This entire thread belongs there anyway.

Where they're 90% 60+. No thanks, not into Grannies.

i hate dumb anime posters

Dude i feel for you, do you know the story of jesus going into the desert or budda running away from humanity? That's where your at right now, stay strong you will come out the other side stronger.

This is not politics

I got xmas Island too. Servia & Montenegro used an inverted Dutch flag. What could it mean?

i am a jew

i also watch porn

if you want my list then ask

there is literally 3 specific goys i want dead because they did horrible shit