Is marriage an outdated concept?

Is marriage an outdated concept?

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>fine print on back: I reserve the right to retroactively withdrawal consent after any sexual act.

No. Your view of time is all fucked up. It has been a constant element in civilization for at least ~6000 years, there were only small blips where it went away and the reasons for it became quickly apparent as society decayed (see polygamist/polyamorist ancient China). Humans never learn from history, we have to break the rules to find out why they were created to begin with - over and over and over.

yes. its bullshit social engineering disguised as tax incentives. amazon.com/Conjugal-America-Public-Purposes-Marriage/dp/1412807891

This seems fair - those are the prices I charge my wife.

>look after kids for a whole day
>includes blowjob, feeding, doing nappies, and putting to bed

Is this the sexual reward or is this how he's supposed to take care of the kids?

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> One chance at life
> Choose to live like a dog begging some roastie for treats

Easy, I’ll wash the dishes and clothes now sex me.

I was wondering the same.

Do men get to do this with women?

Oh you want to enter the house that is in my name that I paid for? Thats gonna cost you a blowjob.

Oh you want to eat the food that I paid for? Gonna have to smash that pussy first.

Oh you want to use some of MY electricity - sorry but that's gonna cost you some anal

If my wife did this shit I would literally fucking beat her.

The wolrd is outdated, the second coming of Christ can't come soon enough.

What does he have to do to get a Switch?

if your marriage comes to this it's your fault you wimp

Get a second job

ayyyy lmao

buy her a male prostitute

Only Muslim marriages are aright, infides are absolute haram

"prep the bull"

If she's working too, and there aren't any outdoor chores that need done,her demands are reasonable. Dishes and cooking for total submission in the bedroom sounds like a cute game to play.

"Anything you want" should probably include some spankings for being such a cheeky little minx though.

If she puts out on the regular anyway and she works too, this could be a fun game to play, yeah.

2018
house wife=whore-wife

>fine print on back: I reserve the right to retroactively withdrawal consent after any sexual act and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law while simultaneously confiscating the cumulative fruits of your labor in perpetuity.
ftfy
now here. have some bacon

If anyone tried pulling that shit on me I'd run away.
My ex hated that I'd vanish for days on end on a mad alcohol and coke bender but as long as I let her know I was still alive she was generally fine.
I can't imagine how suffocating it must feel to be with someone that makes up rules like that bullshit in the picture.
I'd run a fucking mile.

>look after kids for a whole day (includes = blow job
What the fuck, gross

>My ex hated that I'd vanish for days on end on a mad alcohol and coke bender but as long as I let her know I was still alive she was generally fine.
Fine enough for you to refer to her as your "ex" apparently.

Hell, there's a lot of funny shit built into that post that kinda implies you're a problem child. You know that shit's a draino cocktail that some south american turd monkey stomped around in with his bare, diseased feet, right? The only limit to the ways it can kill you is the length of your entire cardiovascular system too. I can't think of a worse party drug.

The more I read this board the more i realize everyone here is an underage virgin. All the fucking times i've had sex with a woman the other side had much more fun than I did, in fact woman want much more sex than men.
Tbh i prefer to jack off instead of having to go through all the trouble to have some sex. Once you grow up you realize that you want a partner to be comfortable with. Sex is overrated and that dumb whore doesn't know yet that nobody loves her.

Kek

If she wanted to fuck him she would fuck him. He could tell her he’s not folding shit and she’ll still fuck him because she wants to.

She has no desire for him and is probably fucking Jamal while he’s at the park with the kids “earning” his blow job. This guy needs to get his shit together.

> t. soyboys/grown babies/feminine faggotmen

Nah, I disagree. Sex with my ex, whom I "loved" was great. She was a virgin and after a while was always wet once she figured out what sex was.

My friends keep telling me to go to bards to get pussy, but they get their whole ego based on sex. I want a companion, not a warm hole.

Lol you're a degenerate piece of shit congratulations. Commit suicide.

Cash out all accounts, and GTFO there.
RUN BRO RUN!

I'm only 22 and i've already fucked at least 35 women, I stopped counting after like 10. All of them were at least legit 7/10's too. Some had long term boyfriends, a few were virgins, some were massive whores.

I can't really respect guys that haven't had a lot of sex or only been with 1 woman in their entire life. I don't see you as equal as a "man" as me, just telling the truth.

Yes jamal, please have 8 different kids with 4 different women

Are you a fucking twelve year old? Grow up you limp wristed little faggot cunt. 'Fun games fun games' how about roping yourself?

>a leaf is literally this insecure about his ""masculinity""
good thing dogs don't put up such crazy demands huh

Then you are a degenerate piece of dirt. If you think a metropolitan little cuckold like yourself who has never even fought a man is more manly than others because he has put his three inch penis in more holes than others, you ought to take your own life for the good of the species.

>letting a wife dictate when sex takes place
This is why you start from the beginning by denying her sex. If she wants it more than you do and deny her you’ll have the upper hand throughout your relationship and just take her when you want.

Can't imagine how horrible this arrangement must be. My GF loves sucking my dick and swallowing, and im equally generous with her. I can see how this can fade after a long time especially if your woman has to hold down a job, but thats why I make sure I earn enough so she can stay at home.

That's exactly why women hate porn so much

sage

I'm only 21 and i've already fucked at least 36 women, I stopped counting after like 10. All of them were at least legit 7/10's too. Some had husbands in the military, others went to church every Sunday.

I can't really respect guys that haven't had a lot of sex or only been with 10 women in their entire life. I don't see you as equal as a "man" as me, just telling the truth.

Honestly, who the fuck would date/marry a woman that makes a chores list like your parents did when you were a kid?

>Wash dishes = hand job and put away
>look after kids for a whole day (includes and blow job feeding, doing nappies and putting to bed
>cook dinner and clean anything you kitchen wan

what the FUCK did she mean by this?

- Grab her body and move her around... and then do nothing.
- Push her up against the wall and grope her... and then do nothing.
- Bend her over when she's doing the dishes... and then do nothing.
- Finger her to an orgasm... and then do nothing.
- Pull her hair and tell her you're gonna fuck her later... and then do nothing.
- Tell her to sit on your lap and tell her about her day... and then do nothing.
- Rub her back and feet... and then do nothing.
- Send her pervy messages... and then do nothing.
- When she begs for your cock tell her she's a good slut and fuck her.

Sexual power is the only power women have. We're stronger than them, cooler than them, smarter than them and way less insecure than them. Remove their sexual power and reward their submissiveness.

>Come home from a really hard day of work.
>Bitch wants this shit.

"Anything you want"
>literally chokes her to death

>be trash
>think people care if you respect them

>rewards for doing necessary chores

What the fuck is this?
If there are dishes, do the damn dishes. Watch your fucking kids. You dont need a gold sticker for cleaning the house

>mfw in early 20's
>mfw all relatives got trad married and had children at 21 yo max and lived happily together since
>mfw all that's waiting for me is used up cum rags with pink hair

Why even live?

marriage is for soybois

>achmed dreaming of fucking dogs

You strike me as somebody who doesn't have very many healthy relationships.

> Thinking anyone wants the respect of white trash
If anything I pity you

there is nothing more soy than pua

Let her son Tyrone play it

>this
at least 80% of them have been fucking through their early 20s

i don't get it

Wait so this guy gets butt fucked for sweeping the house?

this list is for the wife, right?

>Why even live?
Sex robots will be a viable alternative to women in just a few more years, just hold on a little longer user

To properly deal with a woman in a relationship you need to be both dynamite in bed and strategically disintrested in sex. You have to have her constantly begging you to fuck her and have it happen on your terms otherwise she will have the balance of power in the relationship. That is not something you want.

No its for the dad

>handjob

If you were Chad, you wouldn't be here user

Marriage is dead. The purpose was to be a union you could not leave. When people had no way out they were forced to devotee themselves to their family. Now that the binding is broken you no longer get the dedication. Our society as a whole as lost its focus on the family.

So its not outdated its just a dead reanimated corpse trying to do an impression of what it was.

When the woman has more balance its no longer a "relationship". Dunno about you, but I'm the captain of my own ship.

This made me laugh much harder than it should have.

is this the guy from op?

Good ole fashion

Blackpill of truth

Yes, its me your father. Go back to your room. Mommy is touching my fanny soon.

>When people had no way out they were forced to devotee themselves to their family.
This. Marriage died by 1910. The replacement of arranged marriage with love marriage was the killing blow. Whet we have now is a reanimated corpse.

In all honesty, the dude in the relationship is probably a brown immigrant stay at home Dad that doesn't do shit. So the woman who made a horrible life choice is trying to tempt him in to being useful.

I live with my mother, my sister, her husband, and their two kids and I cook, clean, do the dishes, laundry, run all the errands, watch the kids, and basically keep the house running while they do whatever the fuck it is they do. I'm so used to doing all of this shit that it doesn't seem like work or a chore, it's just normal to me.

So, if I ever become married, I'll be getting blown senseless, right?

RIGHT?

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>cooking dinner and cleaning dishes
>anything you want

So anal vore?

Is this prostitution?

Bullshit like that isn't how my Chinese wife "tempted" me to be successful. She literally studied the MCAT with me to be supportive.

>thinking what we have now is even as good as a reanimated corpse

No thats from sweeping the house

>Asian wives
>Not being useful because they haven't been destroyed by the Jew
You should know this.

>It has been a constant element in civilization for at least ~6000 years
It also has been changing meaning all that time. What we currently call marriage was invented less than 1000 years ago and it keeps become less convenient as time passes.

>includes feeding, doing nappies, and putting to bed = Blowjob
It's supposed to be written in 2 columns "chores" "=" "reward)

It's so nice of him to give his old lady something to work for. Everyone needs a purpose in life, even women.

>I can't really respect guys that haven't had a lot of sex or only been with 1 woman in their entire life. I don't see you as equal as a "man" as me, just telling the truth.

Niggers think like this too in Africa. Sex > civilization. Man who has more sex is the bigger man.

Are you a nigger? Because you sure as hell sound like one.

Pretty much. She gave me the time of day when I was a poorfag student. Then she supported me into becoming the man I am today. All females should take on her example.

I once dated a girl for whom blowjobs was a reward. For her. No joke. She'd be like, "I'm so fucking stressed out, I need my pacifier." She used to look after my brother's kids and one of them was a huge bitch when the binkie was taken away so that was the joke. Wasn't creepy sex play. Blowjobs just made her feel a lot better. Plus she came from giving them. Whenever she could make me nut from a blowjob without orgasming herself she was really proud. was also hilarious to see her face flush and eyes close in embarrassment as she stopped sucking and her head shook and she'd try to pull away for fear of biting me and I'd grab her head and keep her tight.

Fun times.

R*ddit detected

Those seem like reasonable rewards to allow your wife to do to you after she does the chores.

t. has never seen an old corpse

>Asian wives
>not already destroyed by the Jew

Story time.

>had a gf from early teens
>everything was perfect
>clicked well with her parents and vice versa
>same personality
>same hobbies
>imagined growing old together
>she was very shy, ethical and trad
>turned out 20
>she completely changed overnight
>dyed hair etc
>suddenly found out from friend she has started partying without me knowing
>some alcoholic much older guy started fucking her
>broke up with me
>haven't found courage to trust any other woman since then
>it's been several years now

>sexual rewards
>do my laundry to get a kiss
>do my job and I'll fuck you
What a loveless relationship

My husband enjoys cooking after a long day at work so I do all of the prep (anything he finds to be annoying) and then I clean the entire thing up when he's done. idk wtf is wrong with this bitch but if I could bully my husband like this I'd never want to touch me again.

>hoover house = touch fanny
what a terrible deal. fanny touching is only done because it leads to the next step. a man gets nothing from a brief touch of a fanny
bird who wrote this sounds like a fanny herself. bet she is a bloated munter

>I'd never want to touch me
I'd never want >him< to touch me