the dream is dead
Its over
Charles Parker
Tyler James
>tfw contracted Chinese Robo-AIDS
Daniel Turner
The dream is only dead in locales lacking detergent and warm water.
Anthony Brown
There's a joke about Trojan horses and Trojan condoms somewhere here.
Brody Rogers
That's what happens when you share your sexbot.
Even Sexbots should be virgins before you have a relationship
Jason Ross
Chang dong getting ping ponged.
Jaxon Martinez
>not cleaning your sex doll
He deserved it.
Jason Kelly
The dream of Jews to see white males bang silicone and not reproduce? Good!
Ayden Adams
How? Did they not clean out the previous sperm of the fleshlight?
Aiden Lee
The Constitution says no state shall form interstate alliances or confederations. You are anti American.
Matthew Harris
>can't get virgin gf
>can't even get virgin sex robot
The absolute STATE of /r9k/
Daniel Baker
>not getting sloppy twentieth from all your coworkers
Jace Rodriguez
...
Xavier Morales
It's called churning butter
It's what you do during a robot gangbang
Andrew White
>be virgin
>get STD from masturbating
top fucking kek
Henry Cooper
>be ching-chong
>have sex with robowaifu
>go to bed
>wake up in the middle of the night
>fucking flashing lights and fanfare everywhere
>look under the sheets
>"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD"
>fucking robo-gwaipo
Joshua Jones
>chink gets computer virus
Jose Ward
Fake news
Daniel Reyes
the apex chad
Brody Brooks
Pigskin gets a sunburn and body odor
Charles King
Based med
Cooper Martinez
>Having sex with robo waifu.
>Her eyes light up like the back end of a fucking Buic.
Would you like to take a moment to register me master?
>later that night, robo waifu starts going off like a fucking car alarm.
Amber Alert in the area Master!
>The next day, face fucking robo waifu.
Warning, Ballistic threat has been issued!
Cooper Powell
Cheating sexbot. She will never love you real women.
Henry Rodriguez
Back in my early days in the military, I was living in a barracks that mostly had 4 man rooms. One of the groups of roommates decided that while each member of the room wanted a fleshlight, nobody was willing to put up the shekels for one themselves. As a result, they agreed to all buy into a communal fleshlight and use condoms.
Leo Lewis
Lol I understand how you could confuse /r9k/ and Sup Forums
Owen Bailey
Eat my ass, yankee.
Luis Walker
>chink has sex with infected robo doll
>he randomly receives rock hard erections without warning
>he has reached out to the people at ad-block for help with his "pop-ups"
Nicholas Sanders
Carter Turner
>buy your perfect sex doll
>fall in love with her
>some Chinese Engineer has already "tested" her
You might as well fuck a bio-pussy at that point
Levi Williams
Fucking ayyy I am dying