Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Loser Edition

Groko coalition talks are sealed. The SPD congress will vote on it on the 21th
Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172577449/GroKo-Sondierungen-SPD-streitet-auch-in-Kiel-Hannover-und-Hamburg.html
spiegel.de/politik/ausland/ungarn-viktor-orban-plant-strafsteuer-fuer-fluechtlingshelfer-a-1188441.html
zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-01/grosse-koalition-spd-bedenken-angela-merkel-koalitionsverhandlungen

>english language analysis
youtube.com/channel/UCWcbn1OURjNxx8kr4FJ4Y-w
youtube.com/watch?v=fApfOuIE1Wc

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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>old thread

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bundestag.de/
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammelsprung
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/nrw-jedes-dritte-kind-hat-einen-einwandererhintergrund/
heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Bundestag-AfD-Kandidat-nicht-in-Geheimdienst-Kontrollgremium-gewaehlt-3946145.html
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Tierschutz ist rechtens und rechts.

Also

warum so kurzfristig?

ah taytay you are a hero

Can you tell me how life was like during the 2nd reich?

youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

better

Weil wir alle ADHS haben und die Grenzen des möglichen austesten.

hahah holy shit no way. Girlfriend lives on the square that's on.

Getting drunk as shit and going into the park at midnight is always fun as fuck

>be me
>check mail
>see this
>web.de/magazine/politik/martin-schulz-bremst-talfahrt-spd-droht-absturz-sozialdemokraten-32755238

everything is fine
we have been watching the bundestag live
the AFD is still doing a great job

Explain in great detail please

>Getting drunk as shit and going into the park at midnight is always fun as fuck
share your experience

grenzen von was? ADHS? Autismus? Faulheit?
kann nicht kommen weil prüfung

It's just a local meetup to check interest, we came up with it yesterday evening. Here's how it began: Three anons (including me) have so far announced to come.

...

meant for

No idea, sorry. I only learnt about the Lolocaust 6,000,000 times in school.

>Me, her, couple buddies get drunk as shit,
>usually avoid the park because it's full of drug addicts and shady individuals at night
>drunk as fuck think fuck it,
>like five of us clinging onto the flying fox and going down it
>climbing trees and shit, generally being a nuisance
>there's like 7 of us so nobody starts shit

good times.

hmmm... comfy
kek that one dude in that thread who is like
>dont care if they doxx me, i have nothing to lose

basically what 14 year olds do, just drunk,. sounds nice, i loved that time

Prussia trying to make the rest of Germany like Prussia

Yea, that's why I loved it, recaptured some of that youthful spirit you know? Few of my buddies there were American and had only just started drinking.

AfD hat Beschlussfähigkeit angezweifelt, heilige Scheiße

>American
please refrain from interacting with the negroes

>dont care if they doxx me, i have nothing to lose
that's me, the useless neet

top kek

Well unlike England, Prussia actually impressed the kingdoms it wanted to unite with!

Ye thats great, If you come every month you should drop by someday should this meeting work out in the long term.

Wir wollten einfach sehen ob es funktioniert und sich wer findet. zu dritt wäre schonmal ein start und dann kann man darauf vll. aufbauen für was späteres.

live: bundestag.de/
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammelsprung
If only we'd have had the AfD during the netzDG vote

topkek. maybe everything turn out to be fine. maybe antifa will invite you to a beer and cheer you up out of pity

how long are you planning on staying a neet

Only because they baited France into launching a suicidal war.

the next hammelsprung dates back ages if i remember correctly

ihr solltet euch dann einen namen für eure Staffel überlegen.

why does she look so cute?

The AfD really makes german politics interesting again

I actually had a nice job until a year ago, then depressions set in. Things are getting better and I'll find a comfy sysadmin job soon, enjoying the neet money for now.
Which is a shame. Abgeordnete were asked to leave the Bundestag immediately yet the old parties are obviously trying to catch time to get a few Abgeordnete to come back to Bundestag.
I love how empört they sounded when the AfD guy announced it.

I read your comment that you think Kölsch is the best beer of the planet in the last thread and I just felt the urge to ask you if it is the only sort of beer you ever drank?

greentext of how depression started. had a short depression as well, so i am just curious how yours went
stichwörter reichen

No, but it's the perfect blend of Lager and Ale, it's insanely refreshing.

Maybe it's just a rare treat after all the heavy English Ale I drink, but I really do love it.

Altparteien still blocking Hammelsprung
>Martin, die AfD hat die Beschlussfähigkeit angezweifelt, komm ganz schnell her!
>Kölsch is the best beer of the planet
Even most Cologne people I know hate Kölsch, there are only two drinkable brands (Raissdorf and Mühlenkölsch).

she is the best
also entertaining af
reeeeeeeee
i already booked my hooker

Kölsch sounded very suspicios to me aswell

>shitty money (1900 brutto)
>overworked (300 PCS and 50 servers managed by me and the sr. sysadmin)
>not many local friends (I'm from Berlin)
But even in Berlin I had such problems since my youth, it all culminated here however. Fear to get out and such stuff, it's getting better however.

eh, its too watery, but yes its refreshing. maybe its connected to the occasion, but try more sorts of german. there are definitly better ones than Kölsch.

>Raissdorf
Reissdorf, and yes those two are pretty decent for Kölsch, but I really dont know many Jecken that dont drink it.

ever heard of Alt?

...

Why though?

S to spit on grave

>Implying that this is Something bad

>Raissdorf
holy shit what did my brain think?! It's probably because at my old workplace most people were from outside Cologne (Zugezogene).

Oh I drink all sorts, Erdinger, Franziskaner, Weihenstephaner, countless, numbers of pils. Really wanna try whatever Bavarians serve in those fuckoff huge mugs though.

It's a bot.

>Alt
pretty good. Krefelder is my fav. Colabier

lel maybe /sg/ has an uncensored pic? Someone needs to run it through the smiling app.

Hammelsprung in progress
>that word

fk yeah
still surprised that he could last that long

kek, finally
S

I hope this time he is really dead. They announced his dead at least 3 times in the past

>Really wanna try whatever Bavarians serve in those fuckoff huge mugs though.
thats Weizen, which Erdinger, Franziskaner and Weihenstephaner actually is.

RAUS!

What did I miss? A quick rundown pls

fug jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/nrw-jedes-dritte-kind-hat-einen-einwandererhintergrund/

How come Germans are always telling everybody to "Die" all the time? It seems uncalled-for/

sounds pretty bad. glad you are getting better. when your social life is shitty as well, it gets really bad

>ever heard of Alt?
i like altbier. what about it? or is it just a name for a Kölsch brand?

ahh, nice, Yea I like that. Seems a bit heavy to drink as much as they do though.

and they say germans have no humor

>greens on suicide watch

people can't talk shit when they're dead

AfD doubted the decision ability of the Bundestag (more than half of all delegates must be there to be able to decide shit)

Die Bart, die

Seit 22:45 Uhr wird jetzt zurückgeschossen! Und von jetzt ab wird Bombe mit Bombe vergolten! Wer mit Gift kämpft, wird mit Giftgas bekämpft.

>or is it just a name for a Kölsch brand?
I sure hope you are playing me.
But if you dont know, Kölsch is from Cologne, and Alt from Düsseldorf, and both have a long history of brotherly rivalry.
Its like yelling Helau at the Kölner Karnival.

topkek

They laughed when they said "We will enter the Bundestag this elections
They laughed when they said "we will get more than 10% this election"
They stopped laughing when he said "we will hunt them"

SPD on suicide watch, AfD rising higher and higher (tendencial however)

>alt name for a koelsch brand
Holy fucking 4711 do you want to start a fucking war

Noch eine Abgeordnete

>If they want war, they can have war

i am going to need a quick rundown

AND STAY DOWN

S

Why did the AfD doubt the Beschlussfähigkeit? Only just tuned in and the TOP is "Unwürdige Tiertransporte"?

tl;dr pls

AfD hat die Beschlussfähig in Frage gestellt

>when your social life is shitty
there's kraut/pol/... and some friends in Berlin I play CS and other shit with in the evening.

Dude, gibe me Sitrep, what the fuck is going on!?
Is some happening going on?

mad lads

Whats the butthurt about?
Do people that already left need to return?

I like Kevin Kühnert

Probably because of this
heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Bundestag-AfD-Kandidat-nicht-in-Geheimdienst-Kontrollgremium-gewaehlt-3946145.html
See which is a real quote of Gauland from today.

What time is the Warski stream on at? Is Jim vs (((Loomer))) on tonight?

ah thanks, topkek

>left
Most of them never show up for anything which is why AFD calls out their bullshit now.

...

fugg, just glancing at the thread now, sure is kraut in her tonight.

So basically they are all throwing shit around?

Where do I imply that, friendo?

recently lost one of my best friends due to his gf being albian and me being sperging out in real life
basically alone where i am sitting at the moment

>312 members actually present

Correct

m.dw.com/en/germanys-far

Where the hell is the rest?
Why do those fucks do not do their fucking job?

>Get voted
>Don't turn up to do your job

WE WON

only 312 Abgeordnete of the necessary 350 are there :^)
>nicht beschlussfähig
>Sitzung must be cancelled now

MADMAN FUCKING DID IT