Asuka, your bride, is standing next to you with gleaming eyes...

Asuka, your bride, is standing next to you with gleaming eyes. What do you say before you swear the eternal pledge of holy matrimony with her?

"This seems OOC"

Say kimochii warui and then strangle her.

I want you to take a massive dump on me afterwards

How about you Asuka on my bepis

Shinji, please.

Don't bump

You'd be better in blue

sagay

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You look like a man when you aren't wearing makeup

Fuck you

Fixed for you.

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Why would marriage still be a thing after the third impact
They and maybe some of their friends are the only people left on Earth

Why are we getting married in my house while I'm wearing only boxers?

>looking miserable married to the girls
>looks happy married to a boy
What did Shinji mean by this?

That fujo fanservice is more profitable

Sorry, but I love Emilia.

"I love Emilia"

ftfy

what the HECK

Cancer but still impressive.

Holy fucking shit

"I'm fucked up."

I love Emilia

Are Rei's boobs really bigger than Asuka's?

I reload my save since i obviously got the bad end then watch the remaining of the wedding on YouTube at 1.5 speed with sound off while shitposting on Sup Forums

White album S2 when?

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I wanna fuck Mari.

Rei is cheating.
Did you fags not watch Korean Zombie Desk Car?

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Asuka is cute!

You can see the suffering in his face. Poor child.

toilet

Kick here in the cunt and ask where Rei is.

Again?
You do know that after posting it again and again in a while this doesn't mean anything anymore.

Küss mich

>implying
It's like a kid that can't chose between going to the roller coaster or the slingshot, he knows both are good but one is better, and can't decide.

Ants are in love with Asuka!

Witnessed meme magic

>rei having an emotion
delet this. rei is an emotionless bitch.

>keeps calling Asuka a tranny
What did he mean by this?

No way, fag.

So this is the level of Asukafags.

>implying
His face clearly says he'd rather be in any other place at that time.

He looks like he'd rather put a bullet through his head than go with either of them.

This. He's going to have a good life either way but one will have that little something that he can connect with more, making things even better.

Yeah. Making love with Asuka.

Solved.

"I never asked for this."

Rei best girl

Asuka beats up Rei all the time though

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

Nothing, it's a goddamn ceremony. You wanna fuck it up and piss off the bride? Seriously? Have you even fucking met this chick? I bet you're the kind of baka little gaijin that doesn't even know what "TSUNDERE" means. Fuck off, kiddo. This thread is cancer.

Your waifu is a toilet

He likes to dress up like a girl and get fucked by Kaworu in his harem

Nice meme. I like this.

ESL-kun, is that you?

Asuka does this because Rei enjoys it.

Nothing. I'd pledge matrimony. Then there's the big fest, which I wouldn't care much about, and then we finally get to a room somewhere and I'd let my dick do the talking.

That's quite a piece of dump between those two beautiful women.

How Swanson would do it I guess

"I'm so fucked up"

"I love you~"

>trying to reason with an Asukafag

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>shinji is taller
shit taste desu

"I'm gonna wreck that ass tonight. There's not enough lube in the world to save it."

This

"You look like a doll"

He's a strapping young lad

>finish EVA and EoE for the first time
>that EoE ending words
>this thread
>tfw don't know what to feel but I don't think this is it

"I'm just gonna step out to get cigarettes real quick. Don't wait up."

ebin

>And so I squeeze the mayonesse onto the egg.
>Mayonegg.

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Asuka would never marry greasy and worthless otakus like most of anons of Sup Forums.
And not only Asuka, but actually no anime or real girl would do such a thing.
Stop living in delusion.

This one looks better and more natural.

I'm going to destroy you vaginally tonight.

>finish EVA and EoE for the first time
>feel like wasted my time with the most pretentious thing I have ever saw in my entire life
>[anime disdain intensifies]
>discover every otaku acquaintance is obsessed with it
>for some reasons or another friend things I need to keep tolerating this shit

Ends are good.

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do you even know what "pretentious" means? the most influential and discussed series ever could hardly be considered "pretentious".

now lain, s;g, ergo, texh, madoka however, these are some solid examples of pretentiousness.

reminder

What's the pretense in Madoka?

Whoever wrote this didnt get that you can appreciate something without being a waifu fsg or fanatic

>caring about anno's opinion of you
why?