Is... is she just fucking with the media too?
slate.com
Stormy Daniels: "Trump made me watch Shark Week with him for three hours before we had sex"
Hunter Ward
Jayden Butler
Shark week is great I don’t see a problem here.
Henry Gonzalez
This is getting really silly. I think Trump is orchestrating this "scandal" from behind the scenes. For what purpose, I am unsure...
Samuel Brown
>Made me watch 3 hours of shark before we had sex
So she wanted sex earlier, or she had sex because she was traumatized by jaws?
Jason Williams
she probably meant Shark Tank. its well known in inner circles that Trump is attracted to Mark Cuban and they have had sex on the lolita express together
Leo Myers
Gotta say, making the bitch watch Shark Week was a power move.
Leo Brown
She came out and publicly denied all false allegations.
Anthony Anderson
00's shark week was the shit
Isaac Jones
I want the shark week channel and the ape fighting channel
Andrew Jenkins
Bitch looks like she belongs on shark week
Zachary Bennett
>shark week
>gorilla channel
I'm sensing a pattern here.
Could Trump be Animal Planet shill all along?
Is he just building the Great Wall of Mexico and purposely creating chimpouts with twitter bombs to make all of burgerland a zoo?
Kevin Torres
>According to a May 8, 2009, email written by an operative advising Daniels, who asked not to be identified, Daniels at one point scrolled through her cellphone contacts to provide her consultants with a list of [potential donors] … on the list: Donald Trump.
So apparently Stormy Daniels has Donald Trumps number saved in her phone so that must mean every single rumor is true.
Daniel Moore
>MADE ME WATCH SHARK WEEK
she still fucked him despite being made to watch it, he probably thought this porn star was tired of fucking and wanted to watch something interesting, so much that he made this lost whore watch it.
Thomas Clark
But did they watch the Gorilla Channel? Was this before or after he was recorded saying nigger on the Apprentice? Start asking the right questions OP.
Noah Green
the dude is pretty rich. would be kinda gross to bang a hooker when he could get a random attractive woman (who doesnt get pounded on film)
Ryder Nelson
>not warming your girl up with 3 hours of shark week foreplay
fucking virgins
Jordan Howard
>Is... is she just fucking with the media too?
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>slate.com
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>archive.is
So???? Lol You're a whore??? That's what you got paid for right??? Nobody cares about the feelings of whores and pornstars when they are only talking about them for political reasons.
Carter Baker
>three hours
I imagine this scenario involved Trump sitting very close to the screen quietly watching, his eyes darting all across the screen, watching every wisp and sway of the sharks, completely entranced, analyzing every movement, his mind processing mind boggling amounts of information. Suddenly his concentration is broken, "It's been an hour are we going to do this or can I just go home?", Trump red in the face, slowly turns to the generic porn star on his bed, "NO!". Trump turns back to the screen and remains watching for the next two hours. Eventually Trump rises from his seat and presents the porn star with some money, not a word is spoken, and she exits the room. This concludes the session of "intercourse". Melania is thankful she did not have to have "sex" with Trump this time.
Blake Long
>yeah. Bite that seal. Gooood sharko.
Caleb Fisher
>“She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
>Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine
Dominic Nelson
Fake news. Trump's not interested in sharks.
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John Cox
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Asher Bennett
KEK
Asher King
worldstar /BET hybrid?
Brody Jackson
What an awesome life Trump leads. Sitting around in a golden penthouse eating McDonalds and watching shark week before some model blows you and you win the Presidency. When are the statues of this man going to go up already?
Christopher Hill
Now if she had said that he made her watch the Gorilla Channel for 3 hours I would believe it.
Luis Parker
>yeah. Bite that seal. Gooood sharko.
>perpetuating the myth that sharks are dangerous
Gabriel Murphy
This is some Gorilla Channel-tier shit
Jack Martin
That's legitimately the funniest shit I've ever read.
Jace Jones
A mild kek from that one.
Ethan Campbell
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Nolan Brown
Carson Bennett
That was a lot of boring shit to read bro
Brandon Morris
Not sure what you're trying to prove here...
Logan Price
Canadians are the most boring race of people on this planet.
Liam Watson
>Not sure what you're trying to prove here...
>confused that people lie.
What happened to all the other trump accusers?
Roy Moore accusers?
Just another whore looking for money and fame.
BTW I seem to recall my 3rd grade teacher playing with my ass at recess 20 years ago.
Should I sue?
Jackson Ward
I thought there was going to be a punchline in there somewhere.
DELETE THIS
Chase Jones
based I once bent an Asian girl over the couch during the gook village apocalypse now scene
Benjamin Evans
SHARKS AND MONKEYS
MONKEYS AND SHARKS
Isaac James
>tfw your fetish is paying pornstars to look the gorilla channel with you
Lincoln Baker
I think he's testing to see what's the most obviously ridiculous falsehood an anonymous source would give the major news networks and they'd still believe it
Noah Peterson
Kangz of the gorilla gangs
Tyler Robinson
Fake news...you and i both know he would have made her watch the Gorilla Channel
Matthew Morris
not done by him.
shit like this doesn't go over well with Melania. this is a move to keep him constantly agitated.
not that the whole thing isn't likely 100% true.
Brody Hall
>not watching shark week EVERY WEEK
unironically kys faggots
Easton Lewis
i thought this hooker came forward and said she hadn't hung with trump dizzle?
coulda swore she said she didn't and if she had she wouldn't be talking to the media.
Ryder Bennett
Anyone who believes any of this needs their head checked. They threw everything they could at him pre election. If this had any basis in reality, it would have been drudged up then.
>Un named source with an email that isn’t produced
It’s just so unbelievable. I’ve done the Netflix and chill, but it usually doesn’t take half a movie. 3 hours of sharks? Spanking? The story gets less believable the longer it goes on.
Easton Green
If the story about their encounter was true, she signed a NDA. If she signed a NDA, she wouldn't be talking about it right now.
Nolan Phillips
>paying a pornstar to look at footage of detroit
Liam Gray
Wouldnt be the first time, the John Miller scandal made no sense either
Luke King
jaws.... jews... is there a connection?
Zachary Smith
That’s what I thought also. But the story today is she apparently gave an interview in 2008, and said she slept with him.
The thing I can’t believe is WHY this wasn’t brought up during the election. They were actively digging up shit from the 80’s. They were making shit up. Why now, if it’s true.
It makes no sense at all.