Why haven’t you joined the coast guard yet, Sup Forums?
>great benefits >actually serve your country, unlike the other zogbot branches >great experience and training >everybody in the coast guard loves there jobs, unlike navy or marines where people kill themselves every day because it sucks >get to gun down drug dealers >migrant interdiction is one of their core duties >whitest branch of the military >people in the coast guard have actual authority and jurisdiction
So what’s your excuse? Too scared? Too busy filing sexual harassment claims in the Air Force? Too busy killing yourself in the navy? Too busy serving Israel in the army? Too busy licking cock in the marines? Be a man, serve your nation and join the coast guard.
>great benefits Same as every other branch, if you want nice things why not go Chair Force? >actually serve your country, unlike the other zogbot branches You are serving the zogbot DHS >great experience and training "Great training" HAHAHAHAHAHA >everybody in the coast guard loves there jobs, unlike navy or marines where people kill themselves every day because it sucks Well when 2 weeks at sea is a "deployment" I would imagine so >get to gun down drug dealers Being proud of shooting up US ships without warrants; tyrant >migrant interdiction is one of their core duties Probably the only good thing you useless cunt's do besides look for drunk vacationers from the north east >whitest branch of the military Try the infantry in either the Marines or army actually, minorities always try to skate in POG jobs >people in the coast guard have actual authority and jurisdiction Funny way of saying "wipe our ass with the constitution and due process"
Alexander Hughes
First 5 years suck because you have no rank. Second 5 years are kinda fun. Third 5 years desk job sucks. forth five years you wait for retirement. I worked with 2 coasties.
Aaron Myers
What's it like knowing the Air Force makes fun of you?
