>Get paid to fuckin workout
>Get paid to fuckin shoot guns
>Kill fuckin muslims, fuckin communists, or who knows fuck your own mother if the op calls for it
>Meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and fuckin kill them all. Be the first kid on your block to get a fuckin confirmed kill!
>Tired of being a poorfag virgin in college? Try going back after your 5 year contract as a ripped Chad with free tuition and flashbacks!
So what the fuck are you waiting for? Join the fuckin French Foreign Legion today!
Why don't you join the fuckin French Foreign Legion, Sup Forums?
Brody Brooks
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Hunter Collins
Le bump
Nathaniel Hill
Learning how to strategically surrender.
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Sebastian Nelson
Because the FFL gets deployed to do peacekeeping in Africa instead of actual fighting these days...
Lucas Martinez
>Implying you don't want to shoot a nigger in the face
user why even live
Xavier Allen
The cut off age is 39, so I have ten years to get my shit together.
I've found my purpose in life.
David Mitchell
Can I take enhancements aka steroids for more aggression and strength do they recruit if you're in early 30s
Ian Russell
because I've actually read about it and it's fucking terrible
Carson Myers
They're all niggers and I don't just mean frenchmen. Better to join a SA militia and fight for the farmers.
Noah Morales
>Implying you will be able to keep up with 19 year olds on 20 mile ruck marches when you are 39
Have fun with that
Jeremiah Stewart
Yeah no way not any more will need high doseage of steroids and drugs just to function on that level will do it if that's taken care of and the pay is good
Isaac Murphy
>Be me
>Start thread on r9k about Foreign Legion last few days to great success
>One on /K/ yesterday
Hmmmm.
>Le french dont fight wars anymore
When was the last time the US or UK conducted an airborne assault that wasnt based around SF?
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Ive heard roids are pretty common in the Legion.
Leo Rodriguez
roids and groids. sounds fun.
Adrian Williams
If a man in his thirties is disciplined about his diet and fitness, he'll be in better physical condition than a man in his twenties who doesn't take care of himself
Owen Rodriguez
As somebody who was a micrometer from joining the Israeli army as a foreigner, the FFL is the worst of the worst. They're cannon fodder, they're disrespected internationally by the domestic populace and the foreign, and they have no identity. Unless you literally have 100,000 dollars of debt and nothing to live for, the FFL is not for you.
Jayden Allen
>must speak French
Le probleme grande, coño
Lucas Davis
When I was in the Marine infantry, you were considered "old" at 23, the guys still in the grunts in their early 30's looked damn near 50...shit is ROUGH on the body
Christian Richardson
No you dont they teach it to you in basic but its highly recommended you know some basics before you go.
Nathaniel Collins
>and nothing to live for,
Sounds like just the place.
Charles Bell
>"hon hon, j'ai surrendeure"
>get shot by Ugandan Commandos
>"anuzer gloriusse day for Le Legion Etrangers"
Jose Jackson
Is that a Famaz?
Jayden Thompson
>>get shot by Ugandan Commandos
((CLUCK))
Zachary Foster
What do the Jews not want guys joining the FFL? In every single Legion thread there is also a huge backlash of negativity from shills. Why?