/ptg/ President Trump General - SELF INFLICTED POTATO FAMINE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump tours H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>VP Pence @March4Life 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump departing DC for PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump @The Pentagon 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @The Pentagon 1/18/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UN on NoKo 1/18/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/18/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @Bob Dole Ceremony 1/17/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Bob Dole Gold Star Ceremony 1/17/18
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>Full Sen Bob Dole Gold Metal ceremony 1/17/18
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>CoS Kelly on Fox 1/17/18
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>AG Sessions @MLK Jr DoJ event 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex interviewed by Condy Rice 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex @Hoover Inst 1/17/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/JPN FM Kono 1/17/18
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>UN Amb Haley on her Afghanistan trip 1/17/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Assist AG O'Callaghan) 1/17/18
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MAGA
>New baker needed

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livenewschat.eu/politics/

FREEDOM CAUCUS FOUNDER TO COME ON MORNING JEW SOON

ABOUT DACA END SHIT

GET OVER HERE JOEBRONIES

CAN'T LICK THE MICK

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>joebronies
Joe is Joe belongs in oven and so do his fans.

The blue wave...
Stop it....
Before it's too late...

Thanks for baking, handsome

MICK'D

Joe sucks

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You guys think any FISA judges will be caught up in this memo business?

Notice how it is FISA judges that are recusing themselves and also violating the separation of powers like the female FISA judge that dared to rule herself into becoming commander in chief and revoking the transgender ban.

She dared to insert herself as Commander in Chief in the chain of command of the military.

FISA, by default, is an unconsitional court as well; a secret court where nobody appointed onto the court was done by the president and the senate is suppose to confirm their appointments to such a court but that didn't happen either.

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>JOEBRONIES

>dreads
>slut tattoos
>degenerate hippie shit

>handsome
You some sorta faggot er something?

ONCE AGAIN, GOOD MORNING, /ptg/!!

As usual, don't forget to prepare yourselves one motherfucking comfy breakfast, especially since it's Friday and the FISA memo could drop @ any moment, and this embarrassing 'muh Russian collusion' nonsense w/ Mueller punching the air all over the place will finally end

Choke on a dick faggot

BEST TRUMP CABINET MEMBERS:

1. Holman, ICE
2. Mulvaney, Budget
3. Mattis, Defense

> the regulatory agency is now a deregulatory agency

Top kek, is this mulvaney equivalent to
> this is now a spiderman thread

I got to sleep for four hours and #releasethememo is #1 trending with 650k tweets. Fast forward 5 hours and twatter has scrubbed it from the rankings...

AWOO~

Thanks for baking. I can take over for a while.

I unironically want crab now

>public nudity

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Jordan not cucking out

>no Sessions
heh, you saw the light finally

HAPPY ONE YEAR OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY /ptg/ !!!
HAPPY ONE YEAR OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY /ptg/ !!!
HAPPY ONE YEAR OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY /ptg/ !!!
HAPPY ONE YEAR OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY /ptg/ !!!
HAPPY ONE YEAR OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY /ptg/ !!!

Homan and Mulvaney aren't cabinet IIRC. Here is my top three trump picks

> 1. Miller
> 2. Mick
> 3. Devos

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checked and thanks

I have the power to save Minnesota. I can just go there and tell all somalis about how Sweden gives free gibs to all minorities without any
requirements. And then they will leave Minnesota like grasshoppers they are and Minnesota will become Minnesota again.

But even if Minneapolis becomes free from somalis, it's still lost I guess thanks to all uni faggots and sandniggers

politico.com/interactives/2017/politico-morning-consult-poll/

Registered voters
45% approval - 50% disapproval - 5% no opinion
Generic ballot:
Democrats: 41% Republicans: 38% => D+3

At this rate, Democrats wouldn't back the House.

MIKA FUMING

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Historical congressional vote:

2000:
Democrat: 46,582,167
Republican: 46,992,383
Total: 93,574,550
2002:
Democrat: 33,795,885 (72.55% of 2000)
Republican: 37,332,552 (79.44% of 2000)
Total: 71,128,437 (76.01% of 2000)

2004:
Democrat: 52,969,786
Republican: 55,958,144
Total: 108,927,930
2006:
Democrat: 42,338,795 (79.93% of 2004)
Republican: 35,857,334 (64.08% of 2004)
Total: 78,195,129 (71.79% of 2004)

2008:
Democrat: 65,237,840
Republican: 52,249,491
Total: 117,487,331
2010:
Democrat: 38,980,192 (59.75% of 2008)
Republican: 44,827,441 (85.79% of 2008)
Total: 83,807,633 (71.33%)

2012:
Democrat: 59,645,531
Republican: 58,228,253
Total: 117,873,784
2014:
Democrat: 35,624,357 (59.73% of 2012)
Republican: 40,081,282 (68.83% of 2012)
Total: 75,705,639 (64.23% of 2012)
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2016:
Democrat: 61,776,554
Republican: 63,173,815
Total: 124,950,369

2018 (70% Dem turnout scenario; keep within 5%):
Democrat: 43,243,587 (70% of 2016)
Republican: 39,125,151 (61.93% of 2016)
Total: 82,368,738 (65.92% of 2016)

2018 (75% Dem turnout scenario; keep within 5%):
Democrat: 46,332,415 (75% of 2016)
Republican: 41,919,804 (66.36% of 2016)
Total: 88,252,220 (70.63% of 2016)

2018 (80% Dem turnout scenario; keep within 5%):
Democrat: 49,421,243 (80% of 2016)
Republican: 44,714,457 (70.78% of 2016)
Total: 94,135,701 (75.34% of 2016)

she has wet hair you utter ass

So, with Trump in the oval office a year now, what grade do you give him?

Tfu Tfu

Both these polls are up from Election Day. That's remarkable

the three strategies for killing legislation after it is passed: DEFUND DEFANG DELAY

oh boy the full story dropped

But without muh Russia what will (((they))) lie about all year

Where is the Syrian family Mika wanted to adopt? Also throwing some pity cash at some people is not adoption. It only counts if she lives with them.

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Interesting didn't knew Cohn wrote some books too. So I decided to check his wikipedia page.

>mfw Lavender scare

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Who thinks Trump has the 30,000 emails now, or not?
Are they just classified docs (illegal enough), or is there evidence of other criminal activity?

Trump is using all three, thanks for the tip tho. See: CFFB

>DAGA

>only his dreams

A 45% approval among registered voters for Trump is incredibly good.

You should probably come visit here first, Sven...Somali dindus have been replaced w/ dindus from Liberia the past several years...it's like we go after the latest 'hot shithole' in Africa and bring them in by the boatload

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Based interview

>can be arrested and forced to register on the sex assaulter's register for simply pissing on a bush for a minute
>if you're a woman you can be fully nude for the whole afternoon and it's cool
Really makes my brain neurons send chemical responses to their respective receptors.

> BREAKING: billionaire playboy and true heir of Hefner likes pussy!
> News at eleven with the full coverage

Trump/10
best President ever

Is mulvaney that guy that took an old Obama’s appointed guys job because he took a day off? I remember something about one of Trumps guys doing that.

Kek, this will become pasta for sure

>pulling this shit right after Gorilla Channel

>dont a destroy g dreamers a dreams
what did they mean by this

heart attack soon, that will be a happy day

The blue wave has always been a meme. Until the democrats can come up with a unified party message they're not taking back anything. They might take a few seats in the house and will probably lose a seat or two in the senate at this rate. Its certainly not gonna be some big sweep like 2010 or 2006. Even that requires the GOP congress to do nothing from now until November.

is this the new version of the gorilla channel

That shark story is as silly as the gorilla story.

If Trump hates sharks so much, why did he watch 3 hour documentaries about sharks?

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oh shidd

>dreads
Are you stupid

Quick rundown on this memo thing?

But why? What are liberians fleeing from? And why does Minnesota need them?

Until now, Dems did have a good turnout, especially in low-key elections. But as long as the Republicans keep the economy running and set up good candidates, they are likely not going to lose the House despite the motivated Dems.

Wouldn't that make Trump afraid of the ocean and stop buying ocean front properties if he was afraid of sharks?

Yet Trump lives near the ocean so much.

AHEM

BOINEH

SANDWES

Did you get your TPS Reports?

How's ptg this coldass morning?

What is the context? It just sounds like an incomplete thought.

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Minnesota is full of cowards. They had the highest standard of living in the US which made them soft. Now that the Somalis have been attacking them, they have shifted to the right.

It's the 19th though. He was inaugurated on the 20th.

RURAL RETARD

He’s not wrong

Notice Jordan did not fall for the DACA/DREAMer trap.

DACA is 800k

DREAM is 3+ million

trump doesn't complete his thoughts.

Yeah his junk. So it's totally white but darker than his normal skin. It's like, big... Way above average big. Circumcised.

See we totally has an affair. Now impeach drumpfgh naow.

never heard of the Closeted Conservative Syndrome eh?

Real big in USA. Limbaugh and Savage Weiner and Anne Coulter all closeted homos among many others. The only closeted lib I can think of is Ralph Nader, rest of them are outed and open already

>he's a gorilla dick nigga

Somalis are generally too dumb to understand such a concept. I’m not sure you’ve met any imported Somalis in America, but they’re basically literal monkeys and only a fool would consider them human.

I'm sorry, neighbor but this has to happen.

I hate snow

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I saw, even Joe noticed

KOTOWARU!

I think that's just frozen ground

DRUMPF NO!!!!

I'm referring to my own driveway.

>he squeezed my avocados
>he made me smell his cilantro
>he showed me his jalapeno

Anyone else deeply concerned that allegations might surface against your favorite candidate?

Wait, wrong image, FUCK. I haven't had my morning wake up routine yet.

wtf is he doing? Did he drop something? Please tell me he isn't bowing with his hands in his pockets. I don't remember this one