>go order chinese takeout as usual
>their sushi is excellent
>ask for extra sauce
>"more soy sauce? ok"
>"w-wait a sec, did you just say..."
>soy sauce
>soy
>almost fly into a rage when my mind tries to rationalize this
>there's no way so many people consume soy sauce and be fi-
>that's when i remember 99% of asian men are feminine beta bois
I'VE BEEN TRICKED
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FUCK! It tastes so good!
haha noooob. where have you been living under rock?
Soy sauce is a limp dick in a bottle
You can eat sushi without soy sauce you shitposter.
>NEVER EATING SUSHI AGAIN
>order chinese
well for one, sushi is japanese.
for two, sushi is not food as raw fish is cat food.
you're a land animal.
you require land animals.
>chinese takeout
>sushi is excellent
you absolute retard
Just dont eat the soy sauce?
um, soy sauce is fermented, there's no active soy in it at all
>>go order chinese takeout as usual
Wrong Asians, your bait is shit.
Fell for the sushi meme, enjoy your mercury poisoning as well.
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Get fish sauce instead
dis
>implying I don't get my mercury poisoning from canned tuna
Soy sauce just makes everything brown and taste the same. A perfect summery of (((their))) plan.
The soy sauce is fermented.
But since you're ordering from a takeout let me share you something:
Rice can get you sick because these chinks dont take care of it and let it get contaminated.
You're eating everything raw. Same thing again, there's various diseases you can catch because only the Japanese are strictly regulated.
Sushi from a Chinese restaurant sounds sketchy.
How exactly do you get rid of a tapeworm? Do you just tug on it till you poop it out or?
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According to my Jap ex, a method of suicide back in the old days (basicaly when you're losing a war and the angry shogun comes to torture you and rape you women) was to drink a large quantity of soy sauce. I don't know the exact science but the salt in it fucks up your blood so much that you die.
They give you drugs to kill it.
>And then I found $5.
but do you shit it out or not? Does it get digested? In fact how does a tapeworm not get digested when that's what the instestines are for?
never thought i'd see a decent post from a blm flag fag.
10/10
>order chinese takeout
>sushi
wat
dont eat raw fish
youll get all kinds of fucking parasites
also
>soysauce
then eat it without it?
just use wasabi
how is this political?
sage
>thinks intestines are for digestion
that's what the stomach is for.
the intestines are what absorbs the nutrients.
>chinese
>sushi
Eww.
Tapeworms are made of the hard surface of corn.
Often they give the patient an enema to get it out but yeah it dies and you shit it out. Tapeworms survive not being digested because they have adapted to not be digested. Kind of like how your stomach doesn't digest itself normally.
Was it comped though?
Cats are land animals.
Being an obese fatass eating takeout food is hundred times more estrogenic than a drop of fermented soy sauce.
Go on a high capsicum diet for a week.
It will die.
what if you fed one to a dog, they have ph1 stomach acid.