Your waifu has been magically transformed into a car or other vehicle

>Your waifu has been magically transformed into a car or other vehicle

What do?

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Ride her.

Shut up Anthy. You are worst girl and worst car.

stick my dick into her exhaust pipe

get inside her

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Become the new Knight Rider.

Use her for illegal street racing.

Get in side of her. Gently stroke her shifter, push her buttons. Turn her on, rev her engine.

NIGHT OF FIRE

Wonder how Utena become my waifu. I'm pretty sure she isn't.

Her pride wouldn't normally let a man ride a woman, but she'll make an exception for me. Gotta ride hard and fast.

Works for Husbandos too right?

Win the Grail War with superior firepower I guess.

>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
>There are kids who get them from their daddies

My pride and selfworth cant take it

Its either day of the rope or Il set up a company. What Sup Forums related one can do to get rich?

Well, technically she's sort of vehicle.

Smuggle loli doujinshi over the border and sell them on the black market.

this is my fetish desu

>the minigame in HA
lotsa fun

>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
Which one?

Put about $15k into her and overnight parts from Japan.

>What Sup Forums related one can do to get rich?
Robomeidos.

Forty years of work with 5k a month user.

Those new models which cost 2 milj

I want to steal her hat and shit in it!

I'm not even mad

>worst girl and worst car.
Four-seater Corvette C1 can't be bad.

I have a boner already

Make her go up to 88.

mwee

>memegumin
>car
>not a bomber

You had one job.

mwee

tpbp

Transform into dragon.

DEJA VU

Masturbate in the back seat

RED CHAIKA BEST CHAIKA!

Stay away, more likely to explode then a truck in Syria.

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time for durifuto

She should be a Pinto

NIGHTS ON FIRE
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GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

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>Eurobeat intensifies

chaika on the front bumper!

Anyone have that pic of Chaika driving a Chaika?

But that's Niva, user.

Wasnt there a quest years ago on Sup Forums where this was the gimmick?

Oh fuck off I loved that song before Sup Forums got it's faking hands on it

Tease her with explosions

NEE-SAMA NEE-SAMA

REM REM

What does a small flat french girl with a shitton of magical power turn into?

When on right

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a renault twingo

How does this fetish work? Does the guy see an anime girl and think "yeah, I bet she'd be hot as a house!"?

I don't understand what Darkness is supposed to be.

We just don't know, user.

even in egg form she does everything wrong.

That's rude.

Some things are better left unknown.

only real people will know

I don't get it.

kek have you never seen initial d?

DO YOU LIKE MY CAR

Why

>Become Egguca

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A bed with built in pillows.

a bed ? @ Darkness

A pack of cigarettes.

It's time to engender Optimus Prime

underrated post

Take her to car shows.

These sluts are from a mobile game, aren't they?

>no MAGIC EYETEM hanging from mirror

Fail.

RIP Hermes.

Missed opportunity indeed.

I'd even accept a front grill cover. It's trivially easy to photoshop in.

I hope she has V-tec

2009 called, they want their memes back.

obviously because you're not real, go away illusion

Somehow not nearly as sexy as she is.

rev her up

Give her an oil change, if you mean what I get.

I would be scared to death to drive that in the US. If I got hit by I truck, I think I would be dead.

No, you'd be isekai'd. It doesn't matter if you are walking, sitting or lying down, the isekai truck of fate will get you.

She was a bote already anyway.

Came here to post this.

Give her the (Initial) D.

the same i'd do with my waifu. fuck her tail pipe.

Hope she isn't in the mood to do the cowgirl position.

at least its not as bad as the d'orse thats been on /d/. I never knew a person could be so warped.
even goreshit would be better

>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
If that makes you feel any better, I won't even make 1/4 of that.

>tfw not big enough to fit your analogy

I'll settle for cuddling during penetration though

>leaves shoes on exhaust
lol her soles are gonna be melted

Watanabe wheels were made for that car.
HNNNNNNNGGGGG

>mechanophiles
this is all of you youtube.com/watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8

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