be Norwegan

> be Norwegan
>poorfag
>can't afford heating cuz shit electirc sshystem failing
>Fy faen jeg er kald
>drinks vodka and squats to keep warm
>mfw: I wanna have some capitalism

But the communists here insist this is a shithole country and that Norwegians shouldn't move here. I would like you to save us from becoming BLACKED, or at least postpone it as much as you can.

Would you say it is reaching shithole levels?

The European union is burning right next door. Warm your hands in the flames of multiculturalism Nordbro.

How cold is there?

> that feeling when I remember I can drive to work wioth a tank. and other 4chanenrs reminds me I aint int heEU. SO ican literallydo that

How about burning some of that oil you guys drill up?

Almost everywhere on the Tropic of Cancer is below zero.

WIsh I had cash for oil. i can barely aford vodka. yet alone the elctric bill.
All them bills on debt cuz no cash
> my socialist politicain mom tell me I's my fauly for not affording electicy when it costs over 70 USD jsut to get the goddamn electircity TO my home. nt counting e the electirict itself

Stop being poor, faggot.

>complaining about cold when you all have gigachad facial aesthetics

fuck off

>how do you become poor in norway?
i understand it in countries like mine, where you are born poor, but how much did you have to fuck up to become a poor norwegian

gå ud og hent noget brænde din dovne luder.

born poor. Norway got 10% poverty soo poor we can't afford food and rent. so fuck me. But shhh. memes and the pover of socialism gonn a laugh when we die.f ro then we're all great :D

>
skulle gjort. MEEEENN om jeg gjor det kommer staten til og kaste meg ut av huset mitt.
DAT SOCXIALISM..JPG

Socialism is the true "poverty trap". Born in poverty, die in poverty.
>MFW no capitalism

>be dane born poor.
>grew up strong
>get education as forest worker
>live chill and happy life not complaining about social support.
>fix your shit.

MFW I am beocming a shipwright and gonna move to Texas to get id of this shit weahter.a nd the shit socialists:

Hvordan har du greid å komme i den situasjonen du befinner deg i?

Nei jeg vokste opp under fattigdomsgrensa. prvde et par ganger og stikke av. feila. og nå er jeg iskalnd og prover og bli båtbygger for go få meg en skillelig jobb etter at jeg ble voldtatt og banka opp.

faen, det hortes ut som du har levd et jævlig vanskelig liv, jeg onsker deg lykke til videre.

>Be Icelandic
>rich
>Parents always away, my father figure is the polish man servant: Andreinoviz Kurvanic
>Grow up to inherit my daddy's business
>Advocate for the destruction of my peoples in order to attain cheap labor a la my father
>Quit business to join politics
>Independence party

sorry, but I thought all norweigians have 1M kronor or whatever per person in the form of sovereign funds
doesn't the govt have some sort of heating fund or stipend?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa
THAT GOVERNMENT PROPAGNADA
No they don't. if you are poor here. you can go fuck yoruself. for itsæ YOUR FAULT. we got a sayingh ere right? it goes ''you got to be very heaothy to be sick''
I'm just trying to get myself onto my feet after being arped anda bused, wchi is the reason i got wellfare and shit.(long story. very complex)

Jada

unfortunately the flames of multiculturalism are colder than the shitholes they come from and the fumes smell like poo

>Scandi thread

All we need now is some Swede...

I am a burger among the scandi.

>he doesn't like the cold
spotted the rapefugee

Doesn't your government literally give you free money because of muh oil? How can you not afford to stay warm? If you need to supplement your income just go catch some cod and salt it like a good Norsk

You summoned me?

Hah! Finally got the whole set together! Yay!

Is that a DANISH FLAG?!

Central heating and air is truly glorious. You have my sympathies, Svalbard.

How exactly is living in norway keeping you from getting a proper education/job so you can afford heating? I mean, wtf are you even trying to say.

Mfw I live in an apartment building with only one outside wall , so that it's always a cozy 18-21C, without any heating, due to my neighbour heat leeching

10 sit ups
10 push ups
10 squats
run 100 km every day

until you become bald

thank me later

>10 sit ups
>10 push ups
>10 squats
what is this supposed to do?

it'll give you sick gains brah trust me

If you're poor in Norway you must be doing something very wrong.

tfw> FOREIGNERS DON\T KNOW nORWAY BUT THINKT HEY DO>>