Precure Thread

How about we actually discuss Precure and not just mindlessly shitpost for once.

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Which should I watch between Heartcatch and Princess?

Poisony was really cute.

You should watch in release order

Poodle Chocolate Cake
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>Ingredients (for one 12" diameter cake)

1½ eggs, medium (~75g)
45g caster sugar
1 Tbsp milk
35g cake flour
1 tsp cocoa powder


300mL fresh cream
75g of chocolate bar, bittersweet/semisweet


3 chocolate candies, round
2 chocolate pen (1 pink, 1 brown)
1 strawberry

>Preparation
- bring the eggs to room temperature
- mix the cake flour and cocoa powder and sift.
- line the cake tin with parchment paper, the paper on the sides should reach 3-4cm above the sides of the tin
- preheat the oven to 170C/340F
- chop the semisweet chocolate bar into slivers

>Instructions
1. Let's make the chocolate sponge cake. Beat the room temperature eggs to a metal bowl, then add the caster sugar and mix using a hand mixer.
2. Place a frying pan with water onto medium heat until it reaches around 50C/120F (tiny bubbles should be just starting to form). Place the bowl from #1 into the warm water bath and continue beating with the hand mixer until it reaches around body temperature (37C/100F).
[Ichika: It's important that the batter be heated gently in the warm water bath! It won't turn out if it gets too hot so be careful!]
3. Continue beating the batter until it reaches a consistency where it falls off a whisk in ribbons as shown.
[Ichika: Yup, more beating! This is where the sponge cake gets its fluffiness. Unless we incorporate plenty of air here, the cake won't rise properly!]
4. Add the milk and whisk.
5. Divide the flour-cocoa mixture in half, then sift half in at a time, and mix with a rubber spatula until incorporated, making sure to reach all the way to the bottom of the bowl.
[Ichika: The oils from the cocoa will collapse the foam if you take too long, so mix quickly!]
6. Pour the batter into your lined cake tin, then lift the tin 10-20cm above the counter and drop to knock out any bigger bubbles in the batter.
7. Bake at 170C/340F for around 20 minutes. The center should bounce back slightly to the touch. Leave to cool on a cooling rack with the paper still on. (Should you be storing the cakes, they can be wrapped in the parchment paper and refridgerated.)
8. Let's make the ganache cream. Heat up the cream in a saucepan.
9. Just before it starts to boil, turn off the heat and add the semi-sweet chocolate, stirring with a rubber spatula. (If the chocolate isn't melting, turn the heat to low for a moment until it does.)
10. When the ganache has cooled, transfer it to a separate container and refridgerate.
[user: As shown, you can cool the ganache in the saucepan in an ice water bath if you're in a hurry.]

11. Take your cooled cakes, remove the parchment paper, and cut them crosswise into three thinner layers.
[Ichika: Use bamboo skewers, poked all the way through the cake, as guides to make sure your cuts are even!]
12. From one of your layers, cut out an round shape (around half its diameter) for the poodle's snout. The leftover edge parts will be the ears.
13. Take your cooled ganache, place it in an ice water bath, and beat with a hand-mixer until stiff peaks form.
14. Spread the whipped ganache over one full-sized layer of cake, and place the other full-sized layer on top.
[Ichika: The finished cake won't be movable, so make sure you're beginning this decoration on your serving plate!]
15. Take the smaller round, spread a thin layer of ganache on the bottom, and stack it on your cake. Take the leftover "ears" of cake and place them on the sides of the cake.
16. Pack some ganache into a piping bag fitted with a star tip and, except the ears, pipe stars over the top and sides of the cake.
17. Pack some ganache into a piping bag fitted with a basketweave tip, and squeeze it out in small waves to make fur on the ears.
18. Place chocolate candies for the eyes and nose.
19. Heat the two chocolate pens, and draw the mouth in brown and the tongue in pink.
20. With the leftovers ganache packed in #16, draw a collar and front paws, then top the collar with a strawberry.
[Ichika: With storebought chocolate sponge cake and cream ganache, you could jump straight to decorating at #11!]

toei-anim.co.jp/tv/precure/recipe/recipe14.php
Dolphin Jelly

>INGREDIENTS
>yields 2-150mL containers' worth
(convenient quantity)
2g agar (=½ Tbsp powder or 1½ Tbsp flakes)
25g castor sugar A
150mL water A
150mL milk


10g powdered gelatin (=2 Tbsp)
60mL water B
280mL carbonated water (or club soda)
2 Tbsp castor sugar B
40mL snocone syrup (blue)


50mL fresh cream
1 tsp castor sugar C

[user: I have no idea why they specify agar for the milky jelly and gelatin for the blue jelly. The two can be substituted easily for one another in equal quantities by weight with no drastic changes in procedure.]

>PREPARATION
- bring the milk to room temperature

>INSTRUCTIONS
1. Let's make the milk jelly. Place the agar, castor sugar A and water A in a pan, and mix well with a rubber spatula.
2. Place the pan on medium heat until it starts to bubble gently, then turn the heat to low while continuing to stir with the rubber spatula until the agar dissolves. (1-2 minutes)
3. Add the milk to the pan and stir. Quickly rinse a shallow pan or tupperware container under cold water, then transfer your milk jelly to it, then refrigerate for about an hour to set.
[Ichika: Try to have the jelly come up around 2cm/1" high in the pan or container!]
4. Cut out dolphin or other shapes you'd like out of the milk jelly, arrange them on a sheet pan and return to the fridge to keep cool.

So the bad guys just happen to ruin the one day of the year where Honoka's parents come to visit her twice in a row. What are the odds?

5. Let's make the ocean jelly. In a small, heat-safe bowl, mix the powdered gelatin and water B together, then heat over a hot water bath or in the microwave until completely dissolved.
6. In a separate metal bowl, add the carbonated water, castor sugar B and blue syrup and mix with a spoon.
7. Take a few spoons of the blue mix from #6 and add it to your dissolved gelatin from #5, stir well then add this mix back to the larger bowl, stirring to mix.
8. Place the bowl into an ice water bath and skim the surface with a wire mesh to remove any foam from the gelatin. Mix with a rubber spatula until it becomes thick.
9. Ladle the thickened blue jelly into your container until it is around three-quarters full, then add the dolphin-shaped milk jelly from #4 with chopsticks so that it is suspended in your blue jelly.
[Ichika: The jelly will be flipped upside-down when it's finished, so make sure to put your milk jelly shapes in upside-down as well!]
[user: Also, top up your containers with blue jelly after the dolphin is in the right spot.]
10. Put your jelly in the fridge to chill for 2 hours, or until set.
11. Place the jelly containers in a hot water bath (for less than a minute) to loosen the jelly from the sides.
12. Place your serving plate on top the jelly container, and holding it firmly with both hands, flip it upside down, give it a quick shake, then slide off the container.
13. Let's make the whipped cream. In a metal bowl, add the fresh cream and castor sugar C and place in an ice water bath, then beat until stiff peaks form.
14. Pack a piping bag fitted with a star tip with the whipped cream, and decorate the dolphin jelly around the base and on top.

I want to fuck Riko

Honoka had a hard life.

Honoka is like softcore Tsubomi.

Please refrain from posting (((modern Precure))) in a retro Precure thread.

No need to create divisions.

What exactly is (((modern))) about modern precure?

DANCE DANCE HAATO KATCHI

Fuck off

Classic precure>Modern precure
Everything went to shit when they switched to 3d.

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I can't believe the maho musical didn't get a dvd

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>How about we actually discuss Precure and not just mindlessly shitpost for once
... HOW?

What are you talking about? EDs went to shit after they turned CG?

Alright, discuss the upcoming Shadow KiraKira precures.
Will they live up to the hype and save this series?

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Yeah that's rather surprising

Bye.

Bye!

Where is himefag and imouto

Himefag is right and here and also here .
Imouto is dead. I killed her.

Give me the body...for reasons.

Give me her clothes, asking for a friend.

I want to die.

i dont even watch precure anymore, why do i still come in here everyday

To shitpost about shows you have never seen. Like 90% of the crossbreeds that populate Sup Forums.

I hope you at least watch Aikatsu.

Same, except I still watch the old ones. The last couple seasons may as well be a different franchise entirely.

i dont even shitpost that much, i keep tab open all the time in case something funny happens it never does

nah never seen it

>not lurking the thread just to save kig lewds

post your precure deamteams.
team of 5, 1 of each color.

kigs are pure cancer, you should kill yourself

That may be true and I should, but kigs still hot.

which precure is the precurest

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Someone mentioned kigs

Remember to spend your hard earned money on things you love.

How much did that cost you?

About 120$

I have my eyes on those wallscrolls from Ensky since Smile but 6-9k + shipping/tax for a single one is pushing it a little. Did you attach it at the bottom of the door somehow?

The purin was pretty funny.

It's actually beside the door, not on it.

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>top-right

Top left looks like a lewder Nozomi.

We back?

I LOVE HARUHARU

Precure has declined

Save Precure from beamspam sensei

I want to lick that back.

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kig JAV when?

Since when? I'd say there were three peaks, FW, HC, and Smile, and that it's been up and down since then with no real stand outs.

>it's been up and down since then
No, ratings have been worse every year with the one exception of GoPri, which did better than HaCha and Doki but not as good as Smile.

I don't have Maho stats but I know it was bad, maybe worse than HaCha but I can't remember specifics.

Did user skip over 14? All the sites have 13 and 15 only.

Found the Maho stats. It was actually more popular than GoPri in the first few months (maybe GoPri's ending helped with hype?) but tanks like a bitch in the second half.

Also, 35-49 year old women fucking loved GoPri apparently, and HaCha's vast majority of viewers were 20-34 year old men.

>Pretty cure
>Yukari is the only pretty one on the team

Toei really fucked up this time.

It's on kissanime.

I'm retarded, it was women 20-34 watching HaCha, not men.

I remember being hyped for maho.

I was hyped too. It haven't disappointed me.

Don't give me you filthy non English loser.

>They're gonna wear WITCH HATS!

What if I have neither of those things?

Fuck off

The second coming of Doremi!

Then you're among big friends.

>tfw I was one of the people saying that

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>Pretty cure
>Honoka is the only pretty one on the team

Toei really fucked up this time.

>it's 2005
>nagisa spends hours on Sup Forums every day sheepishly looking at porn and pretending not to be an underage newfag
>sees a 4-leaf clover t-shirt at the mall and begs her mom to buy it because sekrit club so cool
>honoka's face when she wears it every day and shouts "POOL'S CLOSED" at random people

Clover existed million years before concept of the internet even appeared. This t-shirt has nothing to do with Sup Forums.

precure a shit

Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

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14 year old girls are the best.

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>tanks like a bitch in the second half
"Tanks" is pretty relative, we're talking about 1-2%, even in the worst of cases. Meanwhile you have top-end share losses around 4-5% for SS and GoGo, losing all year in all the important demographics.

You could argue that at half the share of FW, it's proportionally only a little off, but the absolute loss is probably far more important.

They're funny numbers to look at, regardless.

Has KiraKira saved precure yet?

its maho 2.0 sadly

I love gao.

/ai/ is bigger and faster than us, the last on turn off the lights.

Me too dude.

How did they know she was there?

Females exude heavy pheromones when they are ovulating.

Second coming of fw.

is gao the saving grace of kirakira?