I'm John Titor, ask me anything
Time travel is possible
What time is it?
fake and gay
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Reconquista when?
How to you travel to time?
>the guy behind john titor looks like le 56% meme
Its 22:37 where I am currently
As funny as it might sound to you, in my car
Sounds like where I'm from, everything is fake and gay
more like (((56)))
>Time travel is possible
No, it is not.
>necrolarping.
K, retard. Sage.
Oh yes it is, even in this time US government are using it
Sho time traveler butthole with timestamp
They've being using it at least from the late 90's. But it didn't turn out like they thought, each time you go back creates a new timeline. I've seen Hitler win, total utopia man
time travel is about recreating time, it is very real
This
You do it by being kicked in the nuts really hard.
Where have you time traveled? Did you see any battles?
>When
Its actually painless
Why haven’t you saved Anne Frank?
I'll throw in some gas money if you give me a ride to the best timeline.
I've only been to the 70s not seen any battles, I've stopped off in 2000 and here
It would just make a new timeline
yes it is, because detective wagonbach or whatever that cunts name was commanded a time ship in voyager. and voyager was so well written that it must be true.
Nuclear war when?
Yeah, but a better timeline
You should already be on it after what I did to enable this one
keisan.casio.com
>To confirm my calculations that i did for a co-worker to work out how to get to 5:30pm faster.
John, this is Mike. I told you not to come back nigger. Now they sent me to get you.
>Londinstan
>56% muttland
>Swedistan
If this is the best timeline I'd hate to see the fucked up one
can you can me there then just leave me?
Its a load of shit, we time travels do as we please. It would not change our future, but I could never get back to my timeline. Even just going back affects everything (butterfly effect, we call it in the future)
>using the name of a fucking anime character for your shitty larp
steins-gate.wikia.com
Never in my timeline
If you're gonna larp at least give us something to work from man, like your goals or how you do it in detail, fucking anything man. 2/10 made me respond
If you're not trolling, Google it. Fucking kids.
why would a time traveler waste his time on a shitty board like Sup Forums?
Actually, time travel exists, but it's "read-only". Basically you can't change the universe but you can change your perspective based on where you are and what you're doing. So basically we can go back in time or forward in time, but we can't change anything in time. If we go back and kill Hitler, it's just like playing a save game without saving; he'll still be dead of a suicide in April 45 "allegedly" when we return.
I came here just to ask this question, god damn it user
Mr. President what are you doing in the UK?
Who am I?
When is the next big happening?
>Never in my timeline
I'm so sorry man. We abandoned those lines for a reason.
Everything we change very fast. There's a name for this time in my history, 'the quickerning'
soon....
>people still post this trying to convince others of time travel
I read "The Sound of Thunder" too. It's fiction. And so are you.
Ya mero, pronto el pueblo se levantará
Pol is still there in my timeline and I was on it from an early age
I'm not the time travel larper
Sooner than you think
Are we still on the original timeline you posted from in the early 2000s or did something fundamentally change? You had said we were supposed to have gone through a major war by now. Where is it?
La memoria de nuestros heroes, VERDADEROS heroes, renacera de entre las cenizas cual fenix y despertara el espiritu del Mexicano.
VIVA EL IMPERIO
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The you who is you would not be in it, you're stuck in this one, unless you went back
is it difficult to build a time machine?
No. It just requires some aquarium rocks and 60psi.
If that hairstyle and sunglasses come into the mainstream I'll shit my own pants
No, it makes a brand new timeline, but the old one still exists
#HMGN
Hacer a México grandioso de nuevo
tell me more
Should've prevented Watergate and kept Nixon in office
I am not the God Emperor Trump, but I do play 4d chess
Something about aquarium rock hover crafts and flying 47mph.
what does it sound like when doves cry?
18th February Houston, but that's only what happened in mine. In my timeline 911 didn't happen
chess, if fourth dimensional
Stop being s faggot bong titors bullshit was proven fake like 10 years ago when his predictions came out to be absolute nigger lies
Why are you a Jap high school girl?
When does WW3 start and how does it start? What is the underlying context?
From what I've seen, its totally different timeline
Jews, but it didn't happen in my timeline
him posting in 2000 changed our timeline and prevented ww3
You need to think 4th dimensionly
is it possible for you to travel back thousands of years? how long does a time travel take?
When is the farthest back anyone has traveled? Atlantis? Hyperborea?
You have no more money for the well-being of the American people who advocate the killing of a colossal black people came out of the road and they didn't want to see you should get tested before the security council to brain control your reactions share fox sports and they didn't constantly changing your own violent death against Jesus in order to bring about the black penis
Ive smoked weed with that guy desu
It takes on average 45 minutes to go one year on my current machine. If you wanted to go faster you need more power. The power is only needed to lock on to the earth (earth obits the sun, sun moves from where it is now from the past) also need oxgen
What will happen to bitcoin?
>157308899
different time lines, bitcoin may not exist in his reality
It takes slot of power to go back really far, I've only know of around 4000 years, and no they wasn't KANGS AND SHIIIT
^
Suicide when?
What's $ARLZ gonna be after Q4 ER? Is asking for $3 too greedy?
It has gone
have you ever time jumped with a bogdanoff?
No it was a different me, my timeline changed the moment I arrived in the 70s
can you move into a timeline where hitler is a trap and you can fuck his cute little asshole while he's screaming "es REICHt, es REICHt" at you?
Let's settle this once and for all. Does time travel make you gay?
This is the most retarded LARP i've seen in a while.
>vague answers
>replies anyone could say.
No that would be impossible
You're traveling through time right now, buddy.
if you aren't in our time, you can not post on Sup Forums, because it's physically impossible. but nice larp. if so, make a photo to prove you are in the future and post it.
Ask me anything. Btw pic related, these guys actually exist
Yes only 4 milliseconds of consciousness at a time though