I'm a federal employee. What should I do when I get furloughed next week?

I'm a federal employee. What should I do when I get furloughed next week?

Spend time with your kids?

I'm not getting married until June

Jack it in SanDiego

Spend time with your wife to be?

get a real job faggot and stop robbing your countrymen
t. construction worker

blaze it faggot... i dont know

Tell us where you fuckers hide the crypyids?
And what those people who disappear in parks and then turn up a short time later an inexplicable distance away?

Half the employment in my town is thanks to Forest Service timber sales I'm in charge of, pls don't bully
She isn't a fed so she still has to work
Not sure how people manage to get lost 20 miles from their last location but I did find a body two years ago, that wasn't fun. Don't know much about cryptids but I have talked to a Bigfoot researcher that camps on my forest a lot.

Start voting Republican since it's the Democrats causing this trouble.

Go on a killing spree and hide the bodies in the forest.

What information did that body possess that would have lead to the imprisonment of Hillary Clinton?

>She isn't a fed so she still has to work
Then just spend all day jerking off dude.

OP is in Washington State...give me another few minutes and I'll have a fix.

I would do this. Too bad I'm not a federal employee.

Find a real job?

I do know of a lot of crackhead squatters no one would miss...
Not much, unless her MO is hanging fat dudes from logging equipment.
this is likely to happen

Can you get me a printout of all the bears that have shit in the woods in Washington state while you're connected to the database?

Find Sasquatch

And rape it

Spend time in the parks. It will be free of undesirables.

Like the bat, you will become not the park ranger vigilante they want, but the one they deserve.

Nothing you don't do every day, you lazy ass chair moistening sack of shit

see Bigfoot guy says "they" come into his campsites regularly and "vocalize" loudly, then he goes around and asks the other campers about what he heard. Nice guy.
why

>being usually levelheaded
>admitting to masturbation, your role in your town, and other details any good autist could exploit to find your real name
please, go back to the first, you were the first!
Anyway you should spend that time learning about securities and real estate (if you don't already), and if you do work on your portfolio, physical/mental health, and/or hygene/cooking/self-reliance improvements. Someone like you should already know the point of pol is that really fucked up shit happens, and unless you want to get "suicide"-ed in the back of the head you ought to learn to live well.

Kek. You know how trees blow over and pull up the roots on one side? Well if you cut the tree the stump flops back into place, coving the body. Works like a charm.
I can only get data on the ones with tracking collars. Let me check the event log...yep, looks like we got one over on Mt Rainier with diarrhea from eating too many libtards.

Go get a real job and stop sucking off the taxpayers

>admitting to masturbation
lel
>You know how trees blow over and pull up the roots on one side?
This is the exact reason I'm careful not to be too big of an asshole to loggers

Get sum pus dude

In my country we have both private and publicly funded Park Rangers.

T. Former government ranger, now private contractor

Camp in forest as bigfoot, drugs necessary.

No shit. Back in the day my town had the most unsolved homicides in the entire USA. What goes on in the woods stays in the woods. Then there's the fishermen, they'll use you for crab bait. People think Washington is all just faggots and commies. Soon as you're away from Seattle/I-5 corridor a bit it's back to the Wild West.

Here's an idea. Find the person who designed that terrible logo and get my tax dollars back from him. Seriously, how was that logo allowed to happen, words all smooshed upward. A woman must have designed this.

We don't have many private parks where I am, it's usually owned by the state and occasionally by the feds. Who has access to privately managed parks?
That's how it is throughout the PNW, outside of the major cities it's still pretty wild. Usually there are good people living there, but a lot of the smaller communities have problems with meth and heroin. It's sad watching old logging communities turn into drug havens. Giving employment to people in dying logging towns makes my job worth all the shit I get for it.

Get a real job

.mil fag here. I am going to work.

They already took the green vehicle paint from us, you can fuck off.
I directly make money for the government and get a workout every day. What do you do?

Good on you for doing something about it. I hear that tree theft is a thing now. These people living back innawoods don't have jobs or money, no way to make a living what with the politics coming out of Seattle. I remember the spotted owl thing, it's went from bad to worse from there. The hell of it is that the spotted owls are mixing with barred owls, so now they're de facto extinct anyways. Sigh. I'm glad I live in the islands.

A couple boxes of twinkies and a 30 pack of bud. Play video games all day. Live the dream

Yeah the spotted owl is a big reason for how crippled and hated the agency is. That, and the marbled murrellet, two birds that lost the evolutionary lottery. I love animals and I don't like cutting down old growth if I can avoid it, but we are horribly crippled by environmental groups. I'm glad I'm not involved in most of the litigation we deal with.
I know some people that work in your area, on the Olympic. Nice area, but not this time of year.

Work for free. Come to work and just sit around fucking with people about how great it is not having to work. Sleep at the office and wear a bathrobe.

Also, watch porn in front of everyone.

Get drunk and play video games it's the only thing that makes me happy anymore

get a real job you lazy, cancerous cunt
thank god Trump is finally de-regulating and slashing agency budgets besides military
you fucks have done nothing but drain taxpayer dollars and stifle any development or business from moving forward

there's a reason the NASDAQ's 6.27% up YTD and it sure as fuck isn't because of you

I'm over in Skagit, so it isn't so bad here in the rainshadow. Yeah it sucks how the libtards make bad policy and you get the blame for it. The forest could be better managed so people would have jobs and all, but my view is that the (((liberals))) in Seattle hate rural white folk and seek to harm them any way they can. I don't see a happy end to this. Nobody is happy with what's going on. Like, I do this remodel project and find a large bat colony, so before I tear into it I make bat houses and put them up in the trees so they have a place to go, because I understrand they are important to the ecosytem. But to the libtards I'm just a stupid rural retard.

This isn't going to end well for them. And fuck all the Californians who've invaded. They need to go home. They shit in their bed, they can lie in it.

What you should do is go to trumps Twitter and complain. This is not good what the dems are doing. Throwing American citizens under the bus, for what? To help law breaking illegal aliens? No, no ,no. They will NEVER get their precious amnesty. Fuck that.

My job is putting logs on trucks and selling them. I'm outside 5 days a week. What do you do?
This is what happens when cities with large populations control large swaths of land; liberal lawmakers are out of touch with reality. Our hands are tied by environmentalist extremists and it punishes the little man trying to make few dollars bucking logs or feeding dryer at the mill. nice quints. And yes fuck Californians, the regular CB chatter around here is log truck drivers bitching about clueless Calis. They are a cancer.

SHOW VAGINE

Wow I got quints! Didn't notice. Yeah we got a population boom here, Whidbey NAS is expanding because the Hawaii base is moving a bunch of squidnniggers here, plus now everybody and their Onkel want to live in my county. So now my quint little drinking village is swarmed with hordes of tourists and faggots and it's just killing us and the infrastructure is seriously overloaded. So I stay on my island and dream of moving to Alaska or some place where the weather is so shitty that the hordes will never follow. But I'm stuck here because reasons. Just shoot me and get it over with.

Drink, duh

call your mom

volunteer at your local soup kitchen or food bank

Stay home and chill. You will get paid for your time off.

Learn to self suck urself

kys

Enjoy your two days off? Are you still getting paid?

are fat people benig killed and hung?

Did anyone ask you ? No . So fuck ofg kike

Sorry user. We're all feeling the strain of being the best place in the Union. The day of the rope can't come soon enough.
It's not clear yet if I get backpaid or not yet. If it's more than two weeks I will get to go on unemployment but I would rather not.
Some logger was out doing unit layout on a long weekend and got his truck stuck trying to get it around a piece of logging equipment called a shovel that was in the road. Apparently he decided to push it out with the shovel, but fell over backwards while climbing in and got his leg stuck. He was too out of shape to pull himself up and died there. I found him hanging from one foot on the machine's ladder three days later early in the morning, it was winter and his body was frozen. If Sup Forums hadn't desensitized me already I probably would have nightmares, it was not a pretty sight.

I'm a federal contractor. Happy to see you guys go, honestly.

Gonna be heaven without out clients hot breath on our necks every day. We will be able to get a lot of work done with being dragged down by their constant out of scope changes.

Go punisher on some Democrats

Amen brother.

Binge drink until recalled

masturbate furiously

Lets see
Truck: change oil and service
Body: trim pubes, cut nails, get teeth cleaned
House:oil squeaky hinges, fix siding, rake leaves

I have no fucking clue.

Are you in DC? A few of us from the Capitol Guide Service are going to Capitol Lounge Tomorrow and getting riproaring drunk....join us!

I know you're trolling but I'm seriously thankful this is happening in January when I have no active logging on my forest. If it happened in June I would have every logger in the region trying to steal every scrap of wood they can get their greasy hands on before I find out and throw a contract breach on their asses.
I actually do need an oil change, thanks Dick.

That is gruesome and sad

Trolling in what way? Aren't you happy when your boss goes on vacation?

Yes it was. I knew the guy too. Most loggers die being run down by a log or being hit by rigging but this was a new one.
When the market's hot, my contractors will often try to breach their contract, especially outfits that aren't local. Leaving them for a long period of time invites timber theft, which means the public gets fucked even more than usual.