...ok...what the FUCK man..?

...ok...what the FUCK man..?

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Well, if this is legit then Trump is truly the God-Emperor of Sup Forums.

IM HAVING PIZZAS WITH TINY PIZZAS ON TOP

>tfw you will never have pizza with tiny pizzas on top

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This is another gorilla channel larp? Fucking hilarious.

iF this is actually TRUE?
TRUMP IS A GOD.

I want that now. All the little pizzas have to be different too. Chop chop!

do the democrats really think this will cause anyone to think any differently of trump?

if you were to provide for me absolute proof that thi shit it 100% true i wouldnt think any less of trump. I already know hes an insane former playboy

yeah, yeah yeah. You're a whore.... Now, tell me more about the pizza's with tiny pizza toppings.

>ywn get fucked so your ass-pussy feels like it ate pizza with littler pizzas as toppings

>your pussy will feel like it ate a pizza with tiny pizzas on top
It’s like Rick and Morty IRL without Dan Harmon’s faggotry.

Somebody order pizzas like this and post pictures.or send them to my house:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

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People will absolutely fall for this.

This needs to be a thing.

>no problem Mr.Trump, the chef is throwing it in the oven now!

>I'm gonna fuck you so hard, your pussy is going to feel like it just ate a pizza with tina pizzas as the topping

I'd die for this man.

HAHA SO RANDUM XD XD XD

Could totes see seth rogan doin dis XD

420 Blaze it

wow he really is an inspiration

A story this dumb has to be true. Shit like this is *exactly* the reason I love Donald John Trump.
>I'm having pizzaaaaas with little pizzaaaaaas on top
Fucking based
I'll never regret casting my vote for this man

fuck outta here those are NOT tiny pizzas they need to be the size of the 'ronis

lmao trump fanfiction is the best fanfiction. It's bullshit but i habeeb every fucking word

>Pizarronis are now a thing
Some cunt patent this shit. But I want half

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN AHAHA

It's like he asked Sup Forums what to do and did it.

I've never been a big fan of trump, but if this is true I'll never doubt any move he makes ever again.

not cheesing it before topping it.

the shame on (you) leaf. And its the land of epic meal time too.

entirely unqualified to be consumed by a New York Yank or Chef Apprentice.

You're fired.

I believe her story more now. This is fucking brilliant

Nothing could possibly go wrong asking Sup Forums for advice. Or any fucking board for that matter desu

only amerifats would be amused by this story. america is truly the laughing stock of the world. idiocracy in action lel

Look at all that empty space
Trump is meticulous, surely you'd have two layers of pizzaronis for maximum surface area distribution

>user don’t into a e s t h e t I c s

You people eat a beer byproduct for breakfast and Tim tams are the only decent food you have there.
Fuck you Australia for spacing out the Tim tams so much. They come with 10 but you could easily fit 20 in the packaging.
What's wrong with you people?

(You)

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Trump would have the chef fired if he was brought this

>A bunch of pale-red cheese gaps
>Aesthetic
>An epic two-tiered construct representing the U.S.A.'s grand mountains
>Unaesthetic
I mean I knew the plebs were flooding in but wew

I don't even like Trump but I couldn't care less about a rich man fucking porn stars. That line, if true, is hilarious.

We used to have like fifteen in the packet before you cunts caught on

Fuck off faggot. Take your carb loaded triple deck artery clogger from dominos and just jog on to the next penis. Minimal pizza is where it’s at.
Daily reminder that the Margherita is the true litmus test for a pizza joint. Get on My level you fat cunt.

I wonder if the understands, we all brain damage here, this shit is gold to us. Somebody call up netflix, tell em to do a pizza episode on their gorilla channel.

No fuck that! I'm quitting my job and I'm going to open up a pizza joint that sells pizzas with little pizza toppings, Muhahahaa

Get that pineapple out of there you fucking degenerate

thiss exists because women want a trump fan fic

I have a feeling you do tho

>I order food not to feel full, but to feel fancy
Get back to your spiced latte you fucking parasite

Hahaha nicely memed Canada! 1 up vote for u sir ;)

I didn’t spend over a decade cooking for a living to take dietary advice from a neet faggot who couldn’t I to brunoise if his life depended on it. Order your shitty fluff, se if I give a fuck. You’re still a faggot tho

What a guy does with his money is not my concern (I think prostitution should be legal). He's an idiot for millions of other reasons, but I don't give a shit about his personal life. This is a non-story.

Lad how'd it take you a decade to learn to cook?
I figured it out in like 2 months.
You can call me a faggot if you want but I don't see myself getting any arse with this physique rather than your twink frame.

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Somehow I'm now thinking trump is like a grown up bobby hill that took an egotistical turn somewhere in life.

>I don't know you, that's my purse!
>I'm having pizza with tiny pizzas on top!

The legend continues to grow

GOD DAMN IT CANADA IT'S YOUR FAULT

keep going OP, this fan fic is making me horny.

Haha this is funny but NOT true lol. Here is the transcript.

intouchweekly.com/posts/stormy-daniels-full-interview-151788

this reads like dialogue from Rick and Morty

Alright, that's it, that's my fucking war song

you idiots realize this is related to pizza gate right?

"Did you eat?"
"Yes, I ate."
"What did you eat?"
"I had pizza."
"Well, how much pizza did you eat?"

"I don't know how to answer that."

I didn't, I thought the whole pizza gate thing was a bunch of morons who also think the earth is flat and george bush knocked down the twin towers. I

I believe this is true because this is just too stupid to be made up on the fly

That's because simple minds like to categorize things for recognition and relief of cognizant thought, as opposed to subjection and individual criticism.

trump is a god damn culinary genius

Never underestimate human stupidity

OH NO NO NONOOO

I admit this made me laugh out loud. But I wouldn't believe anything a hooker or pornstar has to say, especially about a celebrity, especially when she is being paid for her story.

>he's an insane former playboy
That's not how I viewed him. If this shit and the dossier is true it would certainly change my opinion of him, even though I feel he's doing right by America

Given the fact that an apprenticeship is 4 years, I would think that it’s obvious why it takes ten years to learn how to cook properly. Watching mkr and microwaving tinned ravioli might take a spastic like you a few hours or months to master, but that’s understandable. Your parents must be so proud.

Heinlein was based af

kek

This isn't even a good shop and my mouth wants to CUM

The gorilla channel was obviously bullshit because of stuff like 'setting up a transmitter on the white house lawn' and other details that were clearly silly.

But this... There's no reason this couldn't be legit.

Not that it is.

I imagined little pizzas being cut into little slices the size of a pepperoni and then used as toppings

don't be mad just because nobody in your SHITHOLE has a personality

for real... its a total shithole, mate

Steady on tiger. Not everyone with this memeflag is a humourless chink.

Who among us can honestly say they wouldn't have done the same thing if they were in his position?

Let he who is without tiny pizzas on his pizza cast the first stone.

Welp.Have a pebble . Sob

This is Rick-And-Morty-tier

>pizza on pizza nigga

Then we are on the right track. If I had a leader like Trudeau or Merkel, I would be ashamed.

.... wut

God I love Trump so much

I never though the Dems would be pulling sex scandal stuff.

I though that was passé... for stuffy fustys

In the case of Donald, I don't think it will budge anyone's opinion one way or the other. Everyone pretty much knows what he's about by now.

You are a homosexual faggot.

i did that using Esfiha instead

god if this is true it just made me like Trump more my fucking sides are in orbit

I was wondering who this was about and was unironically happy when I learned it was about Trump.

Hush sweet user, no tears now.
As a cook of 6 years I know your pain.

Fuckssake. Five sets of digits in two threads and no checking. I fucking hate you nu Sup Forums and I hope you die in a fire

It took them a week from the time he announced to reach 'Literal Hitler'. They have no power over him because in a sense he's already at rock bottom.

>LOL CHECKED PRAISE KEK XD

reddit go

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!

HOLY FUCK he needs to start a #MAGA pizza business, I WOULD EAT THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY!

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Go home summer fren.