Wtf is a government shutdown? is purge happening? help pls

wtf is a government shutdown? is purge happening? help pls

Idiot. It means that all non essential services will stop.
Prisons stay open, cops still patrol.

After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners, in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.

ouch. sorry i haven't kept up with rick and morty lately. so essentially everything except essientials are shut down? even mcdonalds?

Relax. The mail will still run. Medicare will still pay. Social security checks will run. Welfare continues.
It's a spectacle for the 24hour news cycle, that is all.

so what is happening? companies shut down? so like mcdoanlds and shit shuts down?

Gov't employees might see a furlough of a few days to a week.
No new military contracts in the shutdown time, etc.
Look to the shutdown of 2013. Big nothingburger. It's really not a big deal.

But it gets the little minds typing on twitter freaking out that their mama's foodstamp card won't work and they won't be able to get freshly frozen tendies.

how underaged are you?

Underage detected. We had a shutdown not long ago. GOVERMENT agencies that aren't essential (like national parks) will shut down. Private companies (like McDonalds you fucking fatass) and schools (like your middle school) will still be open.

HOLY SHIT
IT'S A MILITARY COUP
HOLY SHIT
GET IN THE STREETS
HOLY SHIT
IT'S A MILITARY COUP
HOLY SHIT
GET IN THE STREETS
HOLY SHIT

>Mcdonalds is government

it means that national parks will be closed but forrest pigs will still be on patrol to keep people out. trump is no better then obama, fucking orange nigger.

*tips fedora*
/r/The_Donald

Thanks for the help though, 10th grader.

military and ice stop getting paid but keep working anyway. national parks are closed. thats all. big deal.

It's mostly nothing, happened plenty of times before. It's kind of a headache for people in certain jobs that get affected by it, but not the end of the world.

No problem, 6th grader. Keep off the marijuana.

So are they not going to take 40% of my income today?

United states of Mcdonalds has a nice ring to it

US gov is in temporary insolvency. Like a small state default. KEK

Fuck. They need to hurry up and collapse the economy, I'm tired of waiting.

Life carries on as normal, except for certain retarded government employees.

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you