/ptg/ President Trump General - Cry Me A River, Chuck Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @March4Life 1/19/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady leaving for Is-ra-hell 1/19/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on Natl Def Strategy 1/19/18
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>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on eVision 1/19/18
youtu.be/UYLqwpH1bIs
>SoS T-Rex meets Jordanian FM Safadi 1/19/18
youtu.be/NcejLzTImdQ
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @UNSC 1/19/18
youtu.be/XtXSpC9fPk4
>WH Press Brief (Dir Legislative Aff Short, OMBD Mulvaney) 1/19/18
youtu.be/77xFrBUkQvU
>This Week @State 1/19/18
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>Pres Trump @H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump tours H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>VP Pence @March4Life 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/18/18
youtu.be/JdNGUcabTkY
>Pres Trump arrives in PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump departing DC for PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump @The Pentagon 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @The Pentagon 1/18/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UN on NoKo 1/18/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/18/18
youtu.be/erOQu5f151M
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Bob Dole Gold Star Ceremony 1/17/18
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MAGA

shutdown is now official, Mulvaney has sent the letter out

>be midterm election time
>the government has been going on 2-3 week extensions since january, with the media continuing the mantra "the government could shut down any minute if we dont do something about undocumented workers"
>daca has come and gone, deportations have been ongoing since mid april
>crime in general has gone down since ICE started intervening more directly in most states, and less unemployment of blacks/more education available to minorities starts making an impact
>along with HUD forcing the lazy niggers to get jobs and stop smoking dope all the time
>most American workers are getting a bit more money on their paycheck, enough to notice
>spirits are generally up, people are feeling more in charge of their lives
>the major criminals are antifa starting shit every other week, causing havoc to hard working Americans
>dems run strictly on identity politics and "saving the dreamers" and "no one's illegal, we're all human" slogans
>mfw they really REALLY think they're going to win in the midterms

>297

I love Mick

what do you guys think?
need ideas to make this more snappy
also start making your own for your state

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MICK HAS SPOKEN, WE /SHUTDOWN/ NOW

Are they going to vote again or can I go sleeping?

nice

>imagine the amount of mental gymnastics trump supports have to go through in order to justify this

i have smart friends, we are in a liberal metropolis. my good friend asked what i thought about trump allowing doctors not to treat gay people. Like, he THOUGHT that that was a thing that happened. He was talking about HHS doctors not being able to get fired for saying they didn't want to do abortions. I don't trust normies can figure it out because the headlines is where they stop and the media moves lock step so HHS reverting to following the law turns into LBGT being murdered

Awoovement!

Hopefully the government never reopens.
Maybe they can cancel entitlement checks next :^)

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LET THE SHUTDOWN HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SHUTDOWN HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SHUTDOWN HIT THE FLOOR

What's the point of this shutdown anyway? It's not like Trump is going to cuck out on the wall and immigration reform. As far as he's concerned the government can stay shutdown until the cows come home.

This is stupid.

When does the next vote take place?
Anybody knows?
I'm not familiar with this area

They are still voting, Aquafresh Light

Last 2 digits of this post is how many days the gov. is shut down.

Guys the stream just died on me

>There are only 5,900 illegals in PA
I highly doubt that

The kikes thought he was bluffing.

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since when do illegals pay taxes

>CNN not on the list

is this niggers first greentext or something?

MUELLER CAN'T WORK BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
HOLY FUCK

Not long enough, lets reroll

lmao

hahahahahahahaha

Has anyone seen Soarin' Ted?

Thanks for baking!

>It's not like Trump is going to cuck out on the wall and immigration reform

>Senators don't pass bill
>Blame president

rlly makes me think.

dreamers, not total illegals

wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0118/636051/wwe-official-statement-on-a-possible-hulk-hogan-return/
>WWE still won't reinstate Hulk Hogan
What is this bullshit?

Didn't Roger Stone say he was going to run Hogan in Florida for something?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

Cryin' Chuck is trying to blame it on Trump, to show normies how his first year has been a "Disaster", while at the same time flailing like a fish to try and keep DACA babies in

Neither is going to work, this is essentially a temper tantrum that will cost dems votes big time on re-elections this year

we shutdown forever boys

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That's exactly how many the last one was

pdjt made it. congrats fags now get sleep.

awoo

Is TrumpImpeachedAugust right, Sup Forums?

Crying Schumer Shutdown.

TOPPEST KEK

"dreamers" are literallt illegal aliens

and then trump releases the memo on monday
when mueller can't do shit about it

dont listen to this guy he is a foamboy

twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/954590994003087361
lmao

ruh row

I wish that were true. He's getting fired soon enough, though. DOJ law enforcement operations will be funded directly from the Treasury.

Are you the baker leaf?

nah, dems explicitly made sure to parrot out that he'll still be able to continue his (((investigation)))

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HIS TURNNNNNNNN

hahaha, dumbocrats really didn't think this through!

HURRY MUELLER
HAS BEEN PUT ON HOLD

The big vote will be tomorrow if they can get more dem support. It will have to go back to the house though because they are changing the date. So most ideally tomorrow night. More likely Sunday / Monday morning .. worst case sometime next week. Wont go on any longer then 7 days max. The longer it goes the worse it is for dems.

>He still comes in anyway
>Reddit swoons

I have to wonder as well. "Essential" service like police and military are still funded, state governments are their own thing, what exactly are we losing here? Keep it shut down, lets see what happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=nLABrjgZ2PU
AWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Hm, he's not actually law enforcement. You might be right.

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>democrats pay taxes too
Illegal beaners dont

i know

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nope, shutdown means mueller is fuckt

much better

But user, if DACA is made legal than so will amnesty for all illegals
Because that's what DACA is

BUT SERIOUSLY MUELLER PLS FUCKN HURRY WE CAN'T LET THIS MAN HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off, foam boy

No, he gets to carry on.

Hmm, some enterprising user could go over and start shit and blackpilling now that MULLER PLEASE HURRY can't happen now. Should be good for some salt and keks at least.

My 8-yr old daughter was going to start her first job working for the government tomorrow and she will wake up and learn her dreams are shattered. What do I tell her?

it's not Trump's fault the dems prioritize illegals over citizens.
republicans put forth a bill to keep the government running, but demoshits went all in too early. idiots lol

This glow in the dark CIA nigger is probably going to jail. I'm like 95% sure he was/is involved in the pee pee dossier and illegal FISA shit.

The left are controlling the narrative
they are gonna turn this into a win for them.

Reminder to be nice.
We are nice here.

DEMOCRATS HATE AMERICA

Digits and the shutdown never ends. The United States becomes the Empire of America.

I'm with you. I can't wait for welfare checks to stop going out. The riots will be glorious.

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>Mueller’s Probe Won’t Shut Down Even If Much of the Government Does
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-18/mueller-probe-won-t-shut-down-even-if-much-of-government-does-jckttopo

>temporary funding for the federal gov't
>permanent legal status for hundreds of thousands of spics at a minimum

Let me help you

Stay safe guys, the looting has started near me already. Hearing lots of shots. It sounds like it's already worse than last time.

>what exactly are we losing here?
Nothing, obama had to stage things last time it happened to seem worse than it was and still no one cared. They were trying to barricade memorials and shit.

He's a nonessential employee that requires funds from Congress. Mueller has just been furloughed until the government is funded.

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Trump doesn't blink. Chuck is a faggot. We'll be fine

Nearly every wrestler hates working with Hogan because he is a gigantic asshole and a nightmare to work with.

I hope they don't budge an inch on the budget. Let it all rot and decay. The sooner we can end this fiasco, the better.

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You guys suck. this is how its done.

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I was hoping Graham was on a redemption arc. Looks like he's on the McCain arc

Bump

>you will never grind on a young marco rubio's tight ass in neon hotpants at a 90s gay bubble rave

>Advance Immigration
that's a new fucking euphemism for amnesty