The cake is by default best girl in any anime

>The cake is by default best girl in any anime
Why is this allowed? Why would Abe-san encourage men to go for old hags rather than fertile young 'uns?

>>The cake is by default best girl in any anime
I think that's just your fucked up tastebuds. Read more loli doujinshi to help heal the damage. Maybe it's not too late for you.

>Sakura Quest
>THE cake

>old hag

Kill it with fire.

>you are a horny cake in charge of calming down a bunch of shotas
>the most alpha shota of the group slaps your big ass really hard
>they all start laughing and making fun of you

what do?

Run home and cry to my younger househusband, what else?

This. What makes this show so fun is that they are all cake in spirit.

Best cake

god i wish i was that boy

Christmas cakes are MADE to be sexually bullied by alpha shotas.

Give them all a special sort of spanking in private.

Shota bullies need to get their just desserts. And that dessert is a cake.

>is a cake
's strapon

So how old is she anyway? Since the first time I laid my eyes on her I knew she was the best girl.

>([kishinosato satoshi] Sensei no Gyakushuu)
any further questions?

I want to make fun of her big ass while cumming in her butthole

What is the blonde homeless man's angle?

Spreed his SEED

why are the shota blue?

He is attempting to complete the ritual to awaken the true chupacabra queen, who lies dormant beneath the town.

She tells Udon Detective not to waste her 20s like she did, so she might be in her 30s, or at least 26/27.

Blue balls occurs when you go for a long period without sexual release.
Blue skin occurs when you go for an extended period without sexual release.

Pottery.

That's not what 'blue balls' means

>long period
>extended period
They're the same thing.

i wish i was the cake

he is creator self insert.

i want to fuck actresses
at the same time

He meant an extended long period