/ptg/ President Trump General - The Night of Burnt Hotpockets/CIA Niggers Edition

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

MAGA

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

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Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

kidaln pumpf

James Peterson
James Peterson

Democrats made a huge mistake.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Who wins this shutdown battle? Us or them?

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

FREEDOM

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

MAGA

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long ptg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY PTG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

MODS!!!
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Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Real lewd hours, folks!

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

AWOOO

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

ITT we post Joes before 300

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

They changed all their headlines. Seriously.

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Fake islands don't extend your territorial waters.

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

I guess we should get back into politics sooner or later.

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

Depends on how much you can meme #SchumerShutdown.

Get to it, faggot.

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

THANKS FOR BAKING!

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

No fucking lewds this time guys.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

DEMS MODS ARE NOWHERE IN SIGHT
TRUMP CONFIRMED WINNING

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

AWOOOOOOMENT

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

requesting lewd Ameribote violating Chinese bote

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

thanks based anon

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

And here we see a redditor, confused and shocked at the same time, due to lack of moderation, and an increase in lewdposting. This confuses the redditors, and sends them into a fit of panic

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

FUCK IT, NO MORE HIDING

THIS IS SUNSET SHIMMER, SHE IS MY WAIFU AND I LOVE HER, AND I WANT TO GO HOME TO HER AFTER WORK EVERY DAY, BUT SHE ISN'T REAL, SO I CANT. IT CAUSES ME TO QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT TO AN HERO SOME DAYS.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

POST MAGA MONSTERGIRLS

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

Is the memo a dud or someone actually going to get in trouble for it?

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

They caved?

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Nothing to see here, goy

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

also sauce?

Andrew White
Andrew White

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
step 1: grab your willy
step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

HURRY PENCE

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

AWOO~

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!

WE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NOW BOYS

MODS = FEDS

REAL LEWDS HOURS

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

MAGA
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Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

Its not called the "south china" sea for nothing.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

I HOPE WE STARED RIGHT INTO THEIR SQUINTY CHINK EYES AS WE VIOLATED THEM OVER THEIR PANTS

David Rogers
David Rogers

Trump hands Senate Democrats the illegal immigration loaded gun
Democrats shoot themselves in the head

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

Ayyy what in the fuck lad

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

victorian maid

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

Need hats for this

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

proxy shillthread
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Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

Just got a text from my roommate saying that that 5 Republicans voted with the Democrats to completely kill the bill so there can't be any reconciliation
We goin into over drive boys, and the left isnt making any concessions or compromises

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

mod do not do it for free

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Went thru all this effort to pin it on trump
Even censoring and forcing hashtags on twitter
Still backfires

I remember, only a few hours ago, some faggola was claiming that this would bury the news cycle, and completely ruin frogface's chances of re-election

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

Taiwan is right there though.

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

So the entire Indian Ocean belongs to India?

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

who else is sippin right now?

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

I'm going to bed praying that Mods will continue to fuck off.

Literally the worst thing about Sup Forums is the mods.
Seriously, if you are reading this. You guys really need to cut your bullshit and stop banning people from having fun.

Ban people who disrupt the board. But don't ban me for posting a fucking nipple or two. Or for posting GET images.
You guys a bunch of faggots and we all hate you.

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

mods are all feds

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

tfw even though the mods are gone i won't post anything naughty because im a good christian boy

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Night of the Long Knives when?

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

South China Sea doesn't exist
It's a fake exclusion zone the chinks made ups so they could encroach in their neighbors
Btw do we have any military bases in China?

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

Norge isn't coming back, is he?

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

Can we just kill China, Korea and the middle east already?

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

Have a nice German bote, shill

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

rallon

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

MOOOODDDDSSS

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

1. that's not LEWDposting
2. why do you think we don't have moderation just an hour after a USA GOVERNMENT shutdown?

Camden Price
Camden Price

When will we get this moment again? Treat it like its the last time.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

ERE WE GO

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

Taiwan is part of changs one china policy. Get with the program, we china first now.

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

good boy anon

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

the artist didn't go the hemipenis route
wasted opportunity

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

sipped earlier

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

there is so much to fap to I can't choose

Andrew King
Andrew King

ICE agent coming in, what's going on here?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

TFW you beg for a position of power and have to pay to keep it, but online users mock you for doing it for free

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

rollerino

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Names imply ownership.
Burger education is worse than I feared.

John Reyes
John Reyes

This, mods are what's killing 4chan. Not reddit, not the shills, the staff is the real threat.
Also nighty night!

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
Where are my MODS!
My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
Where are my MODS!
My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
Where are my MODS!
My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
Where are my MODS!

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

Rollio

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

I was referring to the other poster

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

India fault for refusing to claim their seas before the UN charter.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

Honeypot slide thread
Sage and report

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

Something cute please

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

he IS the chosen one!

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

mfw lewdposting on MY /ptg/

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

Elemental waifu or doggu waifu pls
No bugs and no monsters pls

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

giant slug

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

GET A LOAD OF THIS

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

no... the shills have killed Sup Forums. And trump generals are 2nd at fault. This shit would never have flown eve 24 months ago, before Bannon weaponized the shill factories with Mercer's money

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

Now

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Last white german hides from a sharia law patrol.webm

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

wait are you saying the mods were funded by the government? forgive me if i sound retarded right now.

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

Rick Perry's pics from when he went to Saudi Arabia as the Secretary Of Energy are good

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

They get some rope until rocketman is dealt with. Then the hammer drops.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

Give

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Why is everyone calling for mods? What's happening?

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

t. butthurt nofap onion enthusiast

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Tonight is pretty much proof that reddit tier mods suppress actual 4chan culture via a top down effort

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

I never though I'd say this but I want the mods back

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

I'm okay with that

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Let's see what I'll get
Maybe horse or foxgirl would be really great

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

That's literally the meme. I'm wondering if the mods are still here, but are just letting us be because it's a fun meme.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

LETS DO THIS

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

I was expecting a ring ring gif

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

I'll take it desu

Who first

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

mac face

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

yOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

you have to buy a 3k civic first anon

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

Lmao perfect choice for typhus.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

the timing seems interesting, don't you think?

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

Rollin' for knobgobblin

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

Newsweek I would assume

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

siren
a fucking bird
I thought it was mermaid

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

Clearly the democrats won this and will do so throughout 2018 until the blue wave smashes through Merica and takes the country blue for 200 years
You Trump people think a memo will change anything? Mueller is coming for you, and your president. It will end with Trump and putin in prision

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

I see you're a Bismarck enthusiast as well.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

memo shit
dems actually shut down federal govt over illegals
all this lewdposting
a perfect end to a perfect week

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

Yeah same

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

It is true on friday nights the mods are pretty absent but this is more than normal.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

R O L L I N G
FUCK THE MODS

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

i love cameltoe and feet

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

Rick seems like hed be a cool guy to hang out with

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

bit of a coincidence, wouldn't you agree?

John Davis
John Davis

Miia is the best monster girl

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Rick is a treasure

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

god i wish there was more of her...

James King
James King

since we're shitposting, does anyone else sometimes pretend to be black?

when im home alone, if something goes wrong i'll throw on a stereotypically black voice and go "NIGGEH...das RACIS dawgg" or something.

anybody else?

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

I know

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

it can be both

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

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Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

The Cosmic Awoo represents the iron will of the universe.
The always confident, "matter of course" force behind causality.
The Cosmic Awoo rewards those who walk the proper path and crushes those that defy natural law.
That is what is meant by the "Awoovement" and that is why the Trump Curse is getting stronger.

Thanking the Cosmic Awoo will strengthen her Divine Retribution.

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Iowa a best but I'm an equal opportunity bote collector

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

no, that's fucking autistics as hell

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

i usually dont pay attention to mods banning posts, however i do see that nothing is being done right now about the posts in this thread. maybe this is actually real, the implications this could have if it keeps going like this, it would confirm so much shit that we have been suspecting.

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

404 mods not found
MODS ARE DEAD

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

anons constnantly fight over skek and hoers tits
mfw

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

Henry Price
Henry Price

im not saying i do it every single second of the day bruh

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL... BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

Sorry my bad.

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

So now that we've proven that the government actually moderates 4chan, this image is all the funnier considering that some boomer had to read through all the posts throughout the years

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Race traitor
Hang yourself
He is, and from how I hear it he's incredibly approachable. Can even go up to him while he's on his lawn or out somewhere and he'll actually talk to you unless he's incredibly busy

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

#BREAKING China says it will take the 'necessary measures' after an American warship entered disputed waters in the South China Sea

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

Puella Lupum Psychosis (aka Awoo Madness) is a rare but rapidly growing psychiatric disorder.
Recognized in the DSM-5 in which the patient experiences 5 of the following 8 criteria:

- Abnormally high energy
- Social withdrawal due to an obsession with global politics and world events
- Feelings of euphoria when witnessing chaotic events
- Nationalist political ideology/Intense hatred of left wing ideology
- Excessive digital archiving, editing and/or transferring images of wolf girls (Awoos)
- Anticipation for and insomnia during the hours of 12AM - 4AM EST
- Auditory and/or Visual Hallucinations of Awoos
- Spiritual/Religious beliefs involving Awoos such as:
Being rewarded an eternal Awoo in the afterlife for their Nationalist beliefs
An omnipresent and powerful Cosmic Awoo

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

It's all real, anon. Hotpockets have been compromised for a good while now, if not as glow in the dark variety, then as commie shit variety or plebbit variety

James Wilson
James Wilson

I sometimes say sheeeeit.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

for (you)

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

mods always gone early morning/late night
retards all try posting stupid shit to test if mods are feds
OMGZ MODZ R GONE GUYZ
god,you people are fucking retarded....shitting up your own fucking thread

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Goodnight <3

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

Miia is something special to me, anon

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Checked and saved

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

Benis

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO

Evan Price
Evan Price

Is /gsg/ suddenly invading /ptg/ now?

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

THEY ARE NEVER COMING BACK
THIS IS LIKE THE ANARCHY ENDING TO SMT IV AHHHHHHHHHHH

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

Same. Glad to find a like-minded gentleman.
Come on, you know what time it is.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

CUTE

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Is Sup Forums a nice board without mods?

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

sendmemes(dot)com

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

yfw lala comes from behind victory

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

So, this didn't tip you off, anon? Not even a little bit?

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

Christian White
Christian White

It could also be the mods are doing nothing and having a chuckle while all the paranoid retards on here think they're CIA spooks.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

4 threads in to night of the eternal lewd
Not one single Melania nude yet
I'm proud of you guys, proof that the ones who post it are shills

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

Would any fellow patriots have any spare chestlet bullying they could toss my way

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

the government has shut down for 3 (three) hours now

pol and tv have been unmoderated with 0 (ZERO) bans for the exact same amount of time.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Who will be my monster waifu?

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

implying it won't be one of Crab's fetish cows

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

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Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

mods are site wide
feds moderate Sup Forums
taxpayer dollars are going to moderating /d/, /mlp/, and /lgbt/ as part of the intelligence community
Imagine explaining this to some grandma from Wisconsin.

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

melania is not for lewds she is the empress

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

Yeah, that's definitely not a coincidence.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Same, if I spill my coffee or something. It's kinda fun

Adam Price
Adam Price

huh. really? lets find out

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

Fuck it! might as well at this point I don't care!

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Digits confirm total cohencidence

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Is this a night of fire thread? Or Gas gas gas?

Ayden White
Ayden White

Well there's always that one guy that has to explain spurdo to balding mid 50s men. Can't imagine it's much different.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

I've always held that to be the truth
If you respect the god Emperor than you have the self control to not lewd his wife or family

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

We will never have comfy christmas threads again

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady

but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sweet release me mates...

David Richardson
David Richardson

NIGHTS OF FIRE

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Eleven months, anon.

Blake Long
Blake Long

Welp, I just finished. As much as I hate to leave, I'm getting tired and the diphenhydramine hcl is kicking in.
Sleep snug, smugs! Enjoy the night while it lasts, cause I sure did.

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

M O D S

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

Republicans are fucked in 2018

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

They will patrol the archives later and ban you for that just fyi Canadian scum

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Baking, Worry Not

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

I guess I posted in the wrong thread.
let's try this again.

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!!!!!!

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

The retards actually did it.

They shut down the govt because of illegals

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WILLY CUMS WILY JUICE IT FEHURJGJHVRAHVNEJQN KOJQDE BDFKDJLNVJ;LNS JB NFKJAN B N N MY WILLY IS MINE AND NOBODY ELSES JFOR THE BEANO
FOR THATHCER
FOR LIZZY
FOR BIG DAVE
FOR THE COMMONWEHGEOHAGJLKSDNGVKJWENLKVNDKJAV;HAFL CSANDLJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
thanks for tuning in

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

WHAT TEH FUCK IS
HAPPENING

mods please

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

SHUT IT DOWN
MODS!!!!

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

You posted it in the correct one lol. People were spamming /h/ content because the mods got fired by Uncle Sam.

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

someone go get /mlp/ and /b/ in here

Cooper White
Cooper White

You were in the right thread Norge, its just very lewd in here tonight

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

Yuck

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

Do we know why they were raided yet?

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

roll out

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

Lol you didn't norge
Just turns out that mods are all on government payroll

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

SHUT IT DOWN

David Taylor
David Taylor

BRING IT ON
I WILL JUST UNBAN MYSELF IN A MINUTE IF THEY TRY ME
MODS. ARE. FAGS.

James Taylor
James Taylor

Praise the corn anons. We grow em big out here.
pic semi(hue) related

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

No

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Kurt Ecchiwald's tentacle stash is now mirrored at Fort Meade and Langley.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

wrong thread
Eat a dick, snownigger. Suck down our spicy memes about how the mods are actually the government.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

HIGH

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

OH NO
ARE THEY BACK

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

I'm assuming it has something to do with fusion gps

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

well, this got out of control
CHAOS CANDIDATE

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

this is a very cute pictre of gosalyn that i like

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

Why are mares so lewd!

Julian Long
Julian Long

/diy/ is still up, i'm not sure about that.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

C H A O S
A
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D
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A
T
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Levi Hall
Levi Hall

help from other centaurs
KEK

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

EVERY ONE RUNNNNNNNNNNN

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

this is acute frankie

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

The human anus, on the other hand, is epic fail. Extremely hard to keep clean without a full shower after every movement.

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

nah the guy screaming for jannies deleted his post

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

Ty. Is there a good write up on this?

William Robinson
William Robinson

Sarah wrote this? Obstructionist losers? lmao.

James Price
James Price

Milkies
Are
Great
Again

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

Never forget the true face of /ptg/

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

jesus fucking christ if thats whats going on.... guys think about it. if things dont change at least 12 hours from now its basically confirmed at that point. think about the the fact that the mods played a huge part in suppressing the cbts threads, and then the eventual ban of Q, IF THIS IS REAL BAD ACTORS IN THE GOVERNMENT BANNED Q BECAUSE HE WAS REAL

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

Why was my post deleted?

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

What the fuck did you just say about my glorious preußischen Armee you little shit? I'll have you know Preußen was the top military power in all of Europe and it has been involved in numerous great European wars, and they have over 300 confirmed victories. They are trained Napoleonic warfare and they have the top commanders in the entire European continent. You are nothing to them but just another Frenchman. They will annex the fuck out of you with precision the likes of wich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit to Preußens over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my international network of diplomats acorss the HRE and your entire Dynasty is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your independance. You're fucking dead kid. They can be anywhere, anytime and They can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single division. Not only are they extensively trained in Clausewitz's teachings, but They have access to the entire arsenal of the Königlich Preußische Armee, and They will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little Slav. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Realistically, how long until the Democrats cave and give up on DACA? Either that or give Trump what he wants?

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Giddy up Norge.

This is now /mlpol/.

Mods out of work because they work for the US government

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

THE MODS WERE REAL

YOU unbelievers WILL BURN

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Yes goy post lewds while your country burns

Juan Young
Juan Young

lets go bois

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

good luck! Im behind 7 proxies!

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

Maybe, I didn't look too much into it this morning
Ask around lunch time today and there should be anons who did digging on it around

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

yeah go ahead china you fucking weak sister go ahead and try shit the entire fucking world will come down upon you and america could just sit on the sidelines and watch you slant eyed motherfuckers cake the walls in your own blood. but no, america wouldn't miss a chance like this to rain hellfire on you godless excuses for human beings, cleanse the fucking earth of the oppression and immorality and extortion and manipulation you rely on to build power. you are literally decades behind america technologically and your generals have no experience it will be a fucking bloodbath and i will take pride showering in your gore

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

fuck drumpf and fuck puss

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

until they get scared the darkies are going to wise up

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan King
Ryan King

you posted it in this thread already
you dummie

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

Nope
Our favorite numbers man did

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

i like the shorts in this image

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

So, what happens if Trump calls a presser tomorrow and announces he's sending checks to all the military vets, with his own personal money?

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

good morn-NEIGH-ing

Josiah King
Josiah King

Do people really fuck horses?

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

That would cut his net worth in half.

You don't quite understand how expensive that would be.

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

Theres a small amount of blood in my semen. Not sure whats going on.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

Jesus. I thought it was a LARP when the threads derailed into Obama getting arrested in Manila.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

William Hall
William Hall

Sup Forums is a lot more fun without mods.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Go ask /mlp/

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

David Wright
David Wright

shenanigans on /mlp/
/mlp/ mods are niggers who don't allow lewdity or fun in any shape or form. They would delete any post with raid instructions immediately.

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

Hi kurt, Not having seizures tonight are you?

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

demoniggers will say its not enough money even if he gives every penny
The american people will fall deeper in love with Trump

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

The disgusting cp level shit and homo trash are all /lgbt/ rapeugees who apparently lurk here late at night
Wait until morning or afternoon to see the true face of /ptg/

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

are u kiddin me gooby?

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

sorry.
my script crashed and it didn't load any (You)s.
so I thought I had posted in a dead thread.

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

Warhammer, Ponies, lolis, traps, monstergirls, and general /d/egeneracy

and nice girls

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Still i cant believe its real. Man politics is getting dirty and juvenile.

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

It sure gives Trump a lot of political power. I don't think they'd want this to go on long. Their talking heads only go so far.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Sauce pls?

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Mods were actually government officials
W E W L A D S

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

You said you liked shorts?

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

Roll :^)

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

hownew.ru

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

roll

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

woo!

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