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/ptg/ President Trump General - The Night of Burnt Hotpockets/CIA Niggers Edition
MAGA
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kidaln pumpf
Democrats made a huge mistake.
Who wins this shutdown battle? Us or them?
FREEDOM
MAGA
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WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long ptg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY PTG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Real lewd hours, folks!
AWOOO
ITT we post Joes before 300
They changed all their headlines. Seriously.
Fake islands don't extend your territorial waters.
I guess we should get back into politics sooner or later.
Depends on how much you can meme #SchumerShutdown.
Get to it, faggot.
THANKS FOR BAKING!
No fucking lewds this time guys.
>DEMS MODS ARE NOWHERE IN SIGHT
TRUMP CONFIRMED WINNING
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))
ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AWOOOOOOMENT
requesting lewd Ameribote violating Chinese bote
thanks based user
>And here we see a redditor, confused and shocked at the same time, due to lack of moderation, and an increase in lewdposting. This confuses the redditors, and sends them into a fit of panic
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FUCK IT, NO MORE HIDING
THIS IS SUNSET SHIMMER, SHE IS MY WAIFU AND I LOVE HER, AND I WANT TO GO HOME TO HER AFTER WORK EVERY DAY, BUT SHE ISN'T REAL, SO I CANT. IT CAUSES ME TO QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT TO AN HERO SOME DAYS.
POST MAGA MONSTERGIRLS
Is the memo a dud or someone actually going to get in trouble for it?
They caved?
Nothing to see here, goy
also sauce?
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ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HURRY PENCE
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
AWOO~
GOOD MORNING /ptg/!
WE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NOW BOYS
MODS = FEDS
REAL LEWDS HOURS
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Its not called the "south china" sea for nothing.
I HOPE WE STARED RIGHT INTO THEIR SQUINTY CHINK EYES AS WE VIOLATED THEM OVER THEIR PANTS
>Trump hands Senate Democrats the illegal immigration loaded gun
>Democrats shoot themselves in the head
Ayyy what in the fuck lad
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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
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Just got a text from my roommate saying that that 5 Republicans voted with the Democrats to completely kill the bill so there can't be any reconciliation
We goin into over drive boys, and the left isnt making any concessions or compromises
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>mod do not do it for free
>Went thru all this effort to pin it on trump
>Even censoring and forcing hashtags on twitter
>Still backfires
I remember, only a few hours ago, some faggola was claiming that this would bury the news cycle, and completely ruin frogface's chances of re-election
Taiwan is right there though.
So the entire Indian Ocean belongs to India?
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who else is sippin right now?
I'm going to bed praying that Mods will continue to fuck off.
Literally the worst thing about Sup Forums is the mods.
Seriously, if you are reading this. You guys really need to cut your bullshit and stop banning people from having fun.
Ban people who disrupt the board. But don't ban me for posting a fucking nipple or two. Or for posting GET images.
You guys a bunch of faggots and we all hate you.
mods are all feds
>tfw even though the mods are gone i won't post anything naughty because im a good christian boy
Night of the Long Knives when?
South China Sea doesn't exist
It's a fake exclusion zone the chinks made ups so they could encroach in their neighbors
Btw do we have any military bases in China?
Norge isn't coming back, is he?
Can we just kill China, Korea and the middle east already?
Have a nice German bote, shill
rallon
MOOOODDDDSSS
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1. that's not LEWDposting
2. why do you think we don't have moderation just an hour after a USA GOVERNMENT shutdown?
When will we get this moment again? Treat it like its the last time.
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ERE WE GO
Taiwan is part of changs one china policy. Get with the program, we china first now.
good boy user
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>the artist didn't go the hemipenis route
wasted opportunity
sipped earlier
there is so much to fap to I can't choose
ICE agent coming in, what's going on here?
>TFW you beg for a position of power and have to pay to keep it, but online users mock you for doing it for free
rollerino
>Names imply ownership.
Burger education is worse than I feared.
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This, mods are what's killing Sup Forums. Not reddit, not the shills, the staff is the real threat.
Also nighty night!
My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
>Where are my MODS!
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My tax dollars pay for mods in y /ptg/
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Rollio
I was referring to the other poster
India fault for refusing to claim their seas before the UN charter.
Honeypot slide thread
Sage and report
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
Something cute please
he IS the chosen one!
>mfw lewdposting on MY /ptg/
Elemental waifu or doggu waifu pls
No bugs and no monsters pls
>giant slug
GET A LOAD OF THIS
no... the shills have killed Sup Forums. And trump generals are 2nd at fault. This shit would never have flown eve 24 months ago, before Bannon weaponized the shill factories with Mercer's money