I'd just drop the master reel in a bucket of acid. so i only have to change its location. is this considered "too much"?
Austin Perez
Don't sell it to the Jews Don't make it into an SJW fest Remove the nig and chink Done
Ethan Myers
give it to lucas so he can destroy the original reels. #fullcircle
Daniel Cox
>Don't sell it to the Jews It was always owned by jews, George Lucas is a jew
Jace Thomas
I'd remove most of the casino planet bullshit, and I'd take out scenes with the purple haired feminazi.
Eli Cook
you forgot to remove the woman too
Caleb Gomez
Cast a better (and thinner) actress for Rose, and include a brief scene where Holdo tells Poe that she can't explain her plan in advance because she suspects there's a First Order spy among the Rebel officers.
Cameron Powell
>Remove all the diversity hires, replace them with actors hired on the basis of merit instead of skincolour. >Cut the useless Finn storyline. Kill him off right away. >Replace the feminist dyke admiral with Admiral Ackbar. >Rewrite luke completely. Make Luke Skywalker great again.
John Garcia
>Keep the casino planet Sidequest
The only green text paper-edit I took seriously last month was very insistent on losing that. If that's in there, you're dead.
Samuel Wilson
>Keep Finn in perma-coma >remove gambling planet storyline >Trigglypuff ship commander steals rebel ship >actual rebels manage to escape >ship lightspeeds through empire forces because of piloting errors of SJW scum >also extended light saber battles >More aliens
Instantly make it an 8/10
Joseph Perez
one thing I'd also include is a relationship between phasma and hux. as it stands phasma's death was irrelevant and putting both characters in a dark side lust relationship could help both but that's just a thought.
Camden King
Let Admiral Ackbar 9/11 that super star destroyer >Yells: "Admiral uh Ackbar" >engages light speed It would still sick but everyone would say that scene alone was worth the $10.
Justin Flores
Remove the nigger, chink and woman. Give it to George to make into his shitfest.
Logan Parker
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Landon Sanders
>2018, still watching Jewllywood trash
This thread is full of my male faggots
Sage
Andrew Clark
*nu male
Samuel Rodriguez
Both of these, and remove the stupid tech-babble reason they were tracked through hyperspace. There is a spy among the crew. Resistance part of the movie becomes a game of find-the-spy, and the weird run-in-straight-line plot becomes slightly more plausible. They can't jump until they find the mole.
Blake Ramirez
No, he was raised Methodist and describes himself as a Methodist-Buddhist.
Wyatt Hughes
It's best just to ignore the entire film if one wishes to continue their Star Wars fantasy universe. Rian acted as if TFA didn't exist, which is what part 9 should do for 8 if they have any brains. The plot didn't go anywhere. All they did was kill Luke and shit on the Jedi.
At any rate, the idea that the conclusion of Return of the Jedi isn't the end is stupid. Lucas was right, it ends with part 6 and there is no part 7. Disney ruined it in record time. I will see part 9 ironically.
Logan Martin
Haven't seen it, don't plan on seeing it and couldn't care less how this non-canon story is presented.
Adrian Allen
And they need to abandon trilogies, starting now. Episode X should be the end of the current story, but that's too outside of the box for the soyboys and girls making the new films. Nope, it all has to stay three-parters because of tradition, that they ironically hate.
Joshua Davis
yall autistic anons need to edit American History X. a pol edit of that could be glorious.
Julian Reyes
The entire casino thing and like half the movie is fixed if...
>Finn and Poe go to find the code breaker (rose not a character) >they push through a crowd of people >see the master code breaker >it’s lando
Movie saved 8/10
Grayson Cooper
Retcon The Mousequels entirely and get the franchise as far away from Disney as possible. Start over from scratch and keep Lucas involved but have people around that can rein him in when he gets a little too out there.
Easton Thompson
Just having someone talented other than Lucas direct was enough to make Empire great.
Brayden Smith
have Rey take Kylo up on his offer, her still thinking that he can be turned but at a later time
get rid of the casino planet
explain how they found fucking Luke's lightsabre when it fell from Cloud City in Ep 5
Jaxon Howard
> how would you fix Last Jedi By destroying all records of it. It's such a giant pile of shit (even if you ignore the obvious feminist/SJ agenda) that you can basically not re-use anything of it without the result being a giant insult towards the customers paying to see it.
Landon Gomez
That was the strength of the original trilogy. All three had different directors and Lucas wasn't writing it alone.
Nolan Phillips
Lucas directed parts of Empire and Jedi.
Evan Taylor
>George Lucas is a jew No he isnt.
Thomas Lopez
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Justin Jones
COMPLETELY cut out the finn and rose stuff. Utterly pointless. More luke and rey training. More Grandmaster luke flashback. Explain who the fuck snoke is. Introduce the concept of grey jedi and expound on it.
Asher Taylor
>Luke's fucking blue lightsaber
That bothers me the most and you can bet that they will never explain it.
Why did Luke's astral projection have a blue saber instead of green?
Jaxon Powell
I disliked the movie, and now i dislike it even more because it isn't this user you glorious basterd
Tyler Garcia
he called it a laser sword so I don't think ANYONE gave a fuck about continuity or it could have been destroyed when ren caved in the room so luke just didn't remember it.
Jeremiah James
The whole movie needs to go. There is no salvaging it.
Chase Smith
Since Luke also appeared younger, he was giving Kylo what he expected to see. What's even dumber is that Kylo wanted that saber from Rey in part 7, but in part 8 there is no mention of it and coincidentally Butthole Eyes Yoda, the bringer of Excalibur, is relegated to a painful video game cameo.
Gavin Miller
>How to fix Last Jedi with minimal edits
That's easy.
Take the whole reel, throw it in the trash, cover it with lighter fluid, and light it on fire.
Sebastian Garcia
They can put him in part 9, but I have a feeling that they won't because they know the older core audience would love it. Disney made an early decision to alienate their SW fanbase to that they could cater to a new fanbase. And they are not buying their toys which are rotting on the shelves.
Women ruin everything.
James Wood
/thread
Brody Perry
You'd need to rewrite the first one: have the new cast encounter Luke first. Ditch the "Kylo was Luke's student" bullshit too. Luke's totally up for kicking ass, needs no persuading, and trains whatshername as best he can in a few weeks. That will smooth over the whole Mary Sue elements of whatshername. Now in the second film, they need Han, but he's retired from this sort of bullshit and doesn't want to know. Ex-wife Leia has to talk him into it. Then have whatshername and Kylo team up properly, balancing the Force disturbances they both represent.The third film is then all about the hold outs and die hard ideologues who refuse to put down their weapons and build the peace.
OR ditch all of the old characters altogether. Have some more confidence in the new cast. Okay, whatever, it's unfixable, eh.
Carson Garcia
>OR ditch all of the old characters altogether. Disney did say their goal was to kill off all the old characters to teach star wars fans a lesson that this isnt their star wars anymore, and if they leave like Kathleen Kennedy at Disney said they wont be missed.
David Sanders
Got a source? I doubt those were the exact words, but it sounds truthful.
Levi Price
I don't belive it. That sounds so stupid that it cannot possibly be true.
Nolan Nguyen
They could have left them out altogether. The Last Jedi seems to have been written by a committee who never saw another Star Wars film. It's Young Adult Action now, more akin to the Hunger Games than anything else.
Liam Myers
>Sup Forums, without changing too much, how would you fix Last Jedi >Sup Forums enjoy your ban, faggot. see you on the 23rd.
Jace Gutierrez
This should be on Sup Forums, but alright. Cut superleia out, she simply dies, when she should. Cut the entire plot with casino planet/hacker/asian/confrontation with Phasma (this movie is unnecessarily long already) The SJW admiral and her conflict with Poe may stay, but she later explains that she didn't disclose the plan out of fear that Poe might rebel against it (that he may view sacrifice of the fleet as detrimental to the war effort). Remarks that he rebelled against her anyway and maybe throws some cheesy line in there ("Maybe it's in our nature to rebel."), before sacrificing herself, in that awful hyperspace ramming scene. Finn runs away with the thingie that causes Rey to return to him, instead of to the fleet. Motives of the Luke remain largely the same, sadly, but he can explain them a little better. ("When I saw evil in Ben, I had an epiphany. This war will last forever. Vader, fell, returned and died, so did Ben fell, might return and will certainly die one day. But at what cost? How many lives need to suffer for it to happen? Jedi of old used to say: Jedi's life is a sacrifice. I had no problem with it. If I could sacrifice myself to end it, I would. But those, Jedi they forgot to add that it's a sacrifice of others, not of yourself.") Maybe drop some subtle hint that Snoke was manipulating Luke to use him as a tool to turn Kylo (after Rey and Kylo holding hands scene: R: "How did you know he was evil?" L:"How do you know he is good?" R:"I share a bound with him." L:"I figured as much. Strange. This is unusual, for complete strangers to be bonded so strongly. Unnatural, one could say." R:"You had a bound with him?" L:"Key word - had."). When Rey returns, she scorns Finn for running away, essentially repeating what Luke said ("You would sacrifice others for your life and mine? What makes you think that it is justified?"). 1/2
Anthony Sanders
Rey tells Chewie to return to the Jedi sanctuary, if Luke has a change of heart. Snoke scene stays mainly the same, but Snoke says: "It is done." after lightsaber ignites. He also doesn't stay there as a corpse, but disappears in the flash of light (Palpatine-style) Luke has a change of heart and returns to confront Kylo directly. They have a little talk before fight, Luke may say: "We're not so different. I wanted to destroy Jedi, you still want to destroy Jedi. You will fail in this task, just as I failed. Maybe it's in our heritage. But... When a Sith wanted me to kill my father, I refused. That's were we differ." He fights Kylo until rebels flee. Then, seeing his mission fulfilled, he allows him to strike, thus dying not defending, just as Kylo would die in his sleep. "And in that we differ too." Everything else stays roughly the same. Could it be salvageable now?
Parker Flores
is that the actual poster? it looks terrible
Gabriel Howard
They planned for Harrison Ford to shout: HIS SABER WAS GREEN! but he agreed only for one more movie in the nu-trilogy.
Luis Sullivan
Better cinematography. It wasn’t all shiny and super resolution like Abrams films always are. Hey, if China’s banning it they must have done something right!
Noah Gutierrez
No, it's a mock up. The Falcon is literally a Lego Falcon. There is nothing but that black poster that says "Solo", oh and some Germans claim to have watched several minutes of the film and they say it's better than life itself, so it's sure to suck.
Blake Reed
>Kill Leia >Let Finn sacrifice himself >Keep Luke alive (bonus points if Rey kills him in the next movie because she blames him for Finn's death because he wouldn't help)
I don't think this would save it, but it would at least set the next one up to be good. The Rey/Kylo connection was the only decent part. Giving each of them conflict was nice, too bad they decided fuck it, Kylo is pure evil and Rey is pure good instead of building on it.
Justin Wood
I like this. Actually gives SJW a reason to be keeping secrets instead of her just being a cunt.
>You're a loose cannon >I'm gonna do shit that makes you wanna do loose cannon shit.
Jaxson Lopez
Kylo-Ren and Rey realize the Jedi have always failed, but so have the Sith.
The go completely rogue and start their own new faction and begin bringing the Jedis, the Sith and, the Empire and the Rebellion all under their boot heel.
Eli Thomas
>I doubt those were the exact words not exact but close enough im not a walking memory machine though I try to be.
John Stewart
doesn't sound half bad part of the problem is that it started literally hours after TFA there should have been a larger gap of time. if snoke is able to take over the galaxy mere hours after the destruction of their largest base, what was stopping them in the first place? Why didn't they blow up the republic or take it by force earlier if the first order is that strong? Also wish there was more explanation about the political state of the galaxy. I get that they're avoiding it because prequels, but the whole resistance/republic/first order dynamic makes no sense also cut the chink, make rey more human, and make the holdo role ackbar.
Nathaniel Parker
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Jaxon Turner
>part of the problem is that it started literally hours after TFA Yeah, that too. It was never that close of a gap between movies. It was always at least a year or more. >Why didn't they blow up the republic or take it by force Muh fleet. But why was ENTIRE republic fleet located in one place in the center makes no sense too. >but the whole resistance/republic/first order dynamic makes no sense They just lacked the creativity to create something other than noble rebels/evil empire dichotomy.
Austin Foster
Stop crying over a fucking cash grab Jew movie, soygoy. Sage
Julian Lewis
Make Luke Great Again
Remove the part where Luke tries to strike down Ben Swolo out of fear. Leave Jedi morality intact.
Gavin King
i'd watch that
Kevin Anderson
when is this faggot releasing his tlj review?
Dominic Miller
Me and my friend thought that's who the icebreaker was going to be when we saw how extravagant everything was. We were extremely disappointed when it wasn't Lando.
Jackson Jenkins
Exactly. The way they built it up makes it seem like it’s going to reintroduce an old character, and then they just had some literally who guy who added nothing to the plot. Huge missed opportunity
Brody Sanchez
yeah, the republic fleet from TFA was retarded; a galactic power would have multiple bases, shipyards, etc in order to control everything. Snoke had real potential to be an interesting character, but he goes out like a bitch. >They just lacked the creativity to create something other than noble rebels/evil empire dichotomy I agree, there could have been some very interesting storylines about the reestablishment of the Republic. Imperial remnants makes sense, but they're far to similar in power ability to the empire to be any different. How interesting would it be to follow a stormtrooper in the First Order as the New Republic is on the verge of crushing them? What if starkiller base was the last remnants of the galactic empire, about to be crushed by a vindictive Republic? TFA starts with that, and head on from there exploring what its like with the Rebellion now the dominant force in the galaxy, in form of the Republic
Robert Sanchez
another idea; Kylo is made more sympathetic, he defects to the First Order because of Republic atrocities + his sympathy for the plight of a more humanized faction of former imperials. I would say Disney was afraid of straying too far from beloved source material, but after seeing TLJ i conclude that they just lack creativity to abandon the old in an interesting or logical way that also doesn't shit all over what came before
Caleb Bell
I like your inverse universe idea, but Kylo lost his sympathy once he killed his dad. Past of the problem, from what I gathered in articles since I'm not buying the new books, is that they insist that Return of the Jedi wasn't the end of the Empire by a longshot. Yes, they're saying that the Rebels got their asses kicked immediately after the events of ROTJ. Then somewhere the battle ended for real on Jakku. Yet for some reason the New Republic couldn't control and didn't notice an immense power rival. Women can't write Star Wars for shit.
Jack Clark
film a new movie
Henry Robinson
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Parker Sanchez
watch star wars episode 6
Joshua Perry
it makes sense that the Empire doesn't just go out like a bitch after ROTJ, but i think it would cause some problems after losing a portion of your fleet and your leader. I think the rebellion gets some clout after killing the emperor, and more systems throw their lot behind them. Rebellion sets up a provincial government, spends 10-15 years still fighting against the Empire until they can maintain effective control. Yeah, from what I've also heard from podcasts and articles this new story group is headed up by women. They control all storylines in movies, tv, books, comics. Haven't read any of the new material besides a free Star Wars #1 comic.
James Bell
>leaving Holdo and the chink in the background missed some spots
Dominic Sullivan
Yeah, actually, this works. Finn and Poe worked much better as a team anyways. And ex-nay on the commie bullshit about the rich. That shit was weaksauce.
>Have Luke actually grow a sack and train Rey instead of being a homeless faggot. >Vice Admiral Gender Studies never existed >Leia BTFO; dies >Snoke does more cool shit than just fucking dying >Kylo turns (returned to luke to form ultimate alliance against snoke) >Resistance BTFO, First Order BTFO All that's left are dark vs light >Bonus: Bring back Unkar Plutt have him ham-fist Rey in the face for stealing the Falcon and as penance for being an insufferable Mary Sue.
Nathan Smith
Sure, I hear you that logic works, whether I want to consider Dark Empire or even Heir to the Empire if I want to be old school about it it, but to say that the battle of Endor hardly did squat to the Empire is dumb and insulting. If they did it the way you're envisioning, it would make more sense, I mean there had to be more ships on or near worlds we weren't shown, as it was an entire galaxy.
OK, here's something I barely ever see for complaints: Why have X-Wings hardly changed in over 2 decades? And TIE fighter looks exactly the same except for a inverted color swap. They got lazy. Women are lazy.
Caleb Martinez
Keep Finn in a coma, Poe and Chink go on the casino mission, Poe stays laser focused and gets the right guy for the mission, the sneak aboard the Supremacy turn off the tracking device and and save the fleet but die during the escape thus redeeming Poe.
Admiral SJW doesn't exist, Leia doesn't do the force pull from space and instead ends up in a coma after Luke dies.
Anthony Myers
fixed
Easton Barnes
*an (just want people to know I can typing grammar) And what's more-the "new" Resistence ships, the bombers, are ripped off versions of the old medical ships shown at the end of ESB and during battle scenes in ROTJ. The boat engine design is cool, but it's not originality to kit-bash the SW universe.
Blake Gomez
>look the x-wings have slightly different wings now and new paint jobs! yeah they got lazy i think there was a way to do a new trilogy without undermining the ending of ROTJ, but they got lazy and tried to score easy nostalgia points with the iconography but ended up just being lazy with the plot and shitting over the established universe
Dominic Turner
one question; why is there an a-wing? was that anywhere in the movie or have i just already so thoroughly blocked it out?
Alexander Ward
Han gets the Falcon, but the girl gets BLACKED by Lando, calling it now
Jose Ward
>fix with minimal edits You're asking to fix a car hit by an illegal dui, and handed a 10mm wrench and a bike to scavange parts from
Justin Russell
another user posted in another thread, but I bet he's right, He said that they will probably have the Kessel run actually done by a female while solo is incapacitated.
I could see it. Kathleen Kennedy would absolutely pull some shit like that. Stolen valor seems to be right up her alley.
Parker Taylor
I watched this movie expecting the absolute worst thanks to u guys and was pleasantly surprised. Y'all are just whiney bitches because muh nostalgia muh childhood. Grow up. It's literally soy boy tier
Isaac Collins
The Red Letter guys already predicted that since "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." i.e., they never said who did it. It will be done by Lando. Strong BLACK MAN has to sho' dumb ol' whitey. Geez, TFA even got that wrong by saying it was 12 parsecs I'm now noticing. :|
Caleb Stewart
Ha this guy has male faggots.
Caleb Cruz
Now we inly need memes with red pilled quotes
Jaxson Allen
They wouldn't make it to an Episode X before there is so much Star Wars cultural fatigue, nobody would go see that movie.
Angel Thompson
the whole concept was rotten from the start it seems now; they set up mysteries with no payoff in mind. TLJ may be one of the final nails. I'll be interested to see if the Solo movie performs dismally, especially considering all the competition it's running up against at the same time
Benjamin Edwards
Bump
Easton Morales
You're probably right. Disney is even saying that the new trilogy won't be X, XII, and XII, so sadly, it looks like IX is the last saga film, technically. That makes sense since it wouldn't make sense to call something a part of something when it's to be an entirely new story.
Rest In Peace, Star Wars. 1976-2005. [sic]
Sebastian Diaz
*XI Damn Roman numerals.
SW: MCMLXXVI-MMV I'm counting the book which preceded the film.
Hudson Nelson
Worse. It'll likely be done by Emilia Clarke's character. Time's up flyboys!
Jonathan King
Why do you have to sign anything, all you need to know is that if George Lucas was not part of creating the movies then it's not canon.