Awkward moment in manga

>awkward moment in manga
>heart starts beating fast and have to walk around house to calm down

Autism

>exciting moment in anime or manga
>loudly start giggling because cant contain my excitement
>family tells me to shut up

>sexy scene in anime
>mom decides she wants to finally get a taste of what I'm into
>walks in and sits down to witness the scene where a size 52l bra milf is getting naked and into the shower
>exactly what she expected
>leaves

>cute moment in anime/manga/LN/VN
>loudly yelled "kyaaaa!!"
>got caught by my sister
>she looked at me with weird face

...

>reading a magna
>a main or fairly important character dies unexpectedly
>shrug it off as you read the ensuing pages
>spontaneously start crying really hard
>you actually really liked this guy

I thought I was the only one who did this.

I'm 22 yo and still do it.

at least it wasn't a loli

>cringe moment or misunderstanding in anime
>pause the video
>look around in the room for a bit
>resume
>watch a bit and pause it again
>browse Sup Forums for 5 minutes to cool down since blood is heating my head up
>eventually just skip over the scene

>try to watch Umaru ova 2
>"I'll reveal my true self today"
>pause video
>haven't watched it for days despite knowing full well she won't

It took me like an hour to get through each episode of Chuunibyou because of this. I spent more time flailing about trying to calm down than I did actually watching the damn thing.

I bury my face in a pillow and stop reading for a while

I do this too, but then get sad when I realize I've been living alone for the last 10 years.

This is kind of long but
>playing AA2
>seducing one of my favorites
>have my underwear resting between my ankles
>furiously thrusting my manhood into my lubed hand because I love her so much (pic related)
>nearly breaking the sound barrier with how rabid I was
>dad comes striding through the door
>don't have it locked because it's 3AM or some shit
>have headphones on so I don't immediately notice
>he had 3 or 4 seconds watching me give it my all air humping to what appeared to him as an ayylmao with a wig
>finally detecting his presence I throw my headphones down, cross my legs, and spin frantically to meet his disgusted eyes
>I ask why he's in here at this hour with a very straight face
>turns out there was a gas leak
>after attending to that, he asks me what I was doing, or more specifically what I was looking at
>I told him that this is what happens to people like me who rarely leave the house and haven't held a job for 5 years
>he says whatever
>we watch a stephen king movie that completely dissolving the awkwardness
>now he always knocks on my door regardless of the hour
>I still don't lock it
Feels nice to have understanding parents I guess. Still not as cool as your mom though

I do the same fucking thing, user. I either browse Sup Forums or start playing some music to calm down. It happens way too often. It's even worse when detect some terrible cringe incoming. The absolute dread.

I have a job and I fap to AA2.

I have a job and I fap to your waifu

I have a job and I fap to you

>characters start asking what they are going to do with their lives
>they have it all figured out

...

While I was living at home, if my father came in at 3am to see me jerking off to a video game while still having not gotten a job in 5 years, I would have been thrown out of the house before pulling my pants up.

I'm baffled by your dad's reaction.

That plus getting beaten up and insulted to my face.

Fucking autismos.

>but who was mom?

It's actually the opposite of having an autism. Autists are lacking of empathy.

...

Pretty sure autistic people have empathy.

>kissu scene in manga
>have to beat off ferociously so I can get back to the story

Thanks to my brothers doing absolutely retarded stuff and my sister being an autistic dyke, I've been seen as the golden child and been given lots of leeway. I also somewhat help with the upkeep with the property by mowing, weed-eating, digging holes, repairing fences, etc. Still, this awoke my dad from his slumber and is now forcing me to cease my NEET and borderline hikki ways.
I'll stop before a janny gets pissy.

Autists have empathy, they just have a hard time understanding it from a third person perspective. In manga where you see the character's thoughts you can easily understand

I know because I have autistic tendencies.

If anything autists are people that have problems calibrating the level of empathy required. Their disorder might be described as a random oscillation between psychopathy and empathic short circuit.

>cute moment in anime
>my cheeks get red and I start smiling covering my face and quietly laughing at the same time
>pause anime
>lay on the bed hugging my pillow
>5 min later unpause and continue watching
>rinse and repeat
I miss TLR...

*sociopathy
But yeah not all autists are like the aspergers who are loud and oblivious 24/7, it's a meme diagnosis because it basically includes any neural dysfunction that manifests and persists since early infancy and isn't covered by a more specific mental illness.

Are you a little girl?

I do both of these to a lesser degree.
I get secondhand embarrassment and switch tabs and when something exciting I giggle but not loudly.

>Hype moment in manga
>triggers my fight or flight response
Why?

I put on a dumb smile and giggle inside.

He's just given up on the thought of you ever amounting to anything.

>understanding
He's clearly past the point of caring about his failure son.

i usually snuggle my pillow during those times

How the fuck am I supposed to download AA2 on windows 10?

C-california

Until I started reading this yesterday, I would have called you a autistic idiot OP.

Now I guess I'm the autistic idiot because I can barely get through more than 2 pages of this without that happening to me

just buy an older laptop secondhand
it runs far better on 7/8

Is it good?

>anime scene has darker color palette
>see my reflection in the screen

>Happy moment in anime.
>Makes me very happy.
>Have to stop watching or drop the series because my happiness container is too small and it feels uncomfortable to feel so good.

>Hype shit happens
>Start bouncing in my chair and lean into my monitor
>Start hueing to myself softly

Why are spics such pedophiles?

>Why are spics such pedophiles?
Because it's less illegal down here.All the girls I know lost heir virginity before 14.

But these lolis look ugly.

Why am I such a fucking autist?
God, I gotta move out.

Yeah it's pretty good.
Main character is a bit too goofy at times I feel though.

It's like 30 chapters anyway

>awkward moment happens
>impulsively cover my face with my hands and then scramble to pause

The guys are no princes either, they still have a high % of native blood so they are ugly and tiny in stature. That's why they need tiny loli cunts to make them feel like they are the size of men.

>Trying to match any given scene in a manga with music
>mfw it works perfectly

>moving out will cure my autism
>doing X will cure my autism
I really would like to see the look on your face when you finally realize there is no escaping the autism no matter where you go or what you do. You will remain you, for better or for worse.

I t-think you're cute, user

Meds and therapy can help anything short of an genius savant that can drawn an entira basilica just by looking it.

At least my mother wouldn't see me, then.
>therapy
I would never pay some jackass just so that I can tell him things I don't want him to know and tell me how I'm nuts. That's what imageboards are for, and they're free.
Plus, they never worked, when I was a kid.

>I still don't lock it
You obviously want your dad to ravage your boipussy.