Why haven't you joined the Navy, user?

Why haven't you joined the Navy, user?

seems boring

not a fan

"IM a real cool heeaaaaad
Im making real goood breaaaaaaad
round round spin around I spin around, spin around OOO Ooo OOO I SPIN AROUND"

I'm comfortable enough to just go out and try homosex without needing a cover story.

You wouldn't fuck a dude for free college?

Nah, I'd fuck him just to find out what it's like. I don't want to enlist for years of having to fuck dudes without even knowing if it's any good.

You'd be doing your country a service.

By fucking dudes?

Sure

Meh. I'm not fit to fuck or to join the military anyway.

Because

I'm not gay.

fuck you.

I leave in a month.

Marines > Navy > Army

Tell me all about it

About what? Being in DEP?

Yeah

It sucks. I DEPed in last summer and I’ve been waiting 7 months. I have 2 meetings I have to go to every month, but other than that it’s just waiting.

too old (30)

I’m in my 30s.

You think it's feasible to sign up at age 30? Seems like it'd be pretty strange.

I get my daily dose of seaman from cute traps on craigslist

Dont want to be stuck on ship with fags like you

>Why haven't you joined the Navy, user?
Because a sub goes out with 150 men and comes back with 75 couples.

If Navy didn’t think it was ok they would lower the maximum age limit. I think only basic will be a little weird, but it’s only 2 months and from what I hear you’re pretty busy most days. I also heard they’re are a lot of recruits in their mid-20s always going into the Navy. Older recruits are typically more mature and are looking for work, so the Navy and Army like giving them a shot. There was a guy talking to my recruiter the other day who was also in his 30s and my cousin enlisted when he was in his early 30s.

>Why haven't you joined the Navy, user?

I get all the ass play I can rub my cock in with teh youth ministry.

puddle pirates seemed less homosex

good to know, thanks

The truth about enlistments.
Enlist teens = Patriot
Enlist in twenties = "Welp, I gotta do something"
Enlist in thirties = Divorced Loser

Because I leave for the Coast Guard in 2 weeks

Don't like the taste of dick.

Nah, it’s more like

Enlist teens = "Welp, I gotta do something"
Enlist in twenties = "Welp, I gotta do something"
Enlist in thirties = "Welp, I gotta do something"

Also, pic related.