Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell

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Shit waifu, to be h with you.

tell me about kurumizawa satanichia mcdowell. why does she carry the meronpan?

Woof! Woof!

That's a stupid name.

tfw will never tease her out of love

You whole life is stupid, user

Is my soul mate.

Hey, why is Satania eating a hambaga and not a meronpan?

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Burgers are tasty. Wouldn't you eat one?

I would totally eat out Satania's asshole

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How would you ask Satania out?

>There are more of these

Gut punch, then sling her over my back.

Welcome to Chaos.

Melon bread opens demon pussy, in my experience.

"Satania, I will become your personal slave for life if you go with me on a date"

>Cowtits

Just perspective. Satania has perfectly sized perky breasts.

As far as I know, she's only ever gotten to actually eat her melonpan once (episode 11 iirc)

shit long name tbqh fampai

Gabriel is a piece of smelly trash anyway

"Wanna get something to drink?"
I mean, to my knowledge she's a regular human girl so I'm not going to tell her anything supernatural.

She's underage, though, so she can't drink.

She's a bad girl, she doesn't care

fucking damnit, she is the best girl ever

Except she is not a bad girl, have you watched the anime?

Of course, Satania can be very easily convinced to drink

Bestiality doujins when

>Coffee/tea/hot chocolate is illegal for minors
Gee, really sucks to live where you live then.

Asanagi doujin when?

>Only 1
what the fuck.

Wait for Comiket 92.

Never forget Satania

Do you guys have anything better to do than to worship a literal autist

Satania is what we all would be if we were cute girls

Where do you think you are?

A cute, lovable autist.

Unlike smelly cunty Gabriel.

I'd spaghetti hard and then offer protection from the dog so she could eat her melon bread if she went on a date with me.

I think it would work

If she rejected me then I'd just ask Raphi for help.

>implying you can beat the dog
>implying anyone can beat the dog

It's a pretty small dog, user. I manhandle dogs twice it's size.

It's no ordinary dog
It's a demon lord