Government provide you a girlfriend and a job

>Government provide you a girlfriend and a job

What do you think Sup Forums? Will you accept it?

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Maybe. I don't like the fact that I have to make a kid with a woman I barely know. But the upside is that a woman has to accept my ugly ass. So its a tough call.

Also that manga sucks, its pacing is complete garbage.

I just binge-read it yesterday, and I'd say the pacing is pretty good. It's the 5 pages a week release pace that makes it look so shitty.

If she's a cute anime high-schooler then sign me the fuck up, but in real life I bet my ass it'd be some fat 3dpd bimbo who's gonna do nothing but make my life miserable.

Job part is false
They pick the perfect woman for you via government dna shit and stuff
Happiness is ensured

If I can make a decent living then fuckit why not. It has to be better than what I'm living now.

>government dna shit and stuff
Is that a technical term? Do they go with similarities or differences, based on the idea that similarities attract?

*opposites attract

Can't really remember
But government couples have better marriages than non government ones

>Just let the government decide your marriage for you, you'll be happier!
Why don't we live in this world goddammit

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Read the manga or fuck off

eh? the job is fine but I will search my own girl because I am a hottie irl so I can pick any girls from my liking

If she's cute, yes.

What if I want a catgirl.

Because >GRRR SOCIALISM.

Or, really, because human emotions and relationships are a total crapshoot, and we'd more or less have to entirely change our expectations for how to build connections with each other for it to work, otherwise people would spend all of their time wondering if there was something better out there, and like 90% of the marriages would fail.

>people would spend all of their time wondering if there was something better out there, and like 90% of the marriages would fail.
Not neccessarily, arranged marriages have been a thing for a long time and people can be quite happy in those arrangements. I think if you meet your future partner at a young age, while you're still inexperienced then you're not gonna think "what if there's someone better" because you've never been with anyone else and you don't really have any comparison. The search for "the one" is basically a product of being spoiled for choice.

>Not neccessarily, arranged marriages have been a thing for a long time and people can be quite happy in those arrangements.

That's what I meant about changed expectations. It would never work unless people didn't feel that they were being forced.

I'm handicapped and nobody will hire me because of it. So I would be more than happy.

As for the girl I will take one but I want a virgin that will stay loyal, my only two requirements. I don't mind a fat ugly gf as long as she is loyal.

Also what manga is this?

>I'm handicapped and nobody will hire me because of it. ...
>As for the girl I will take one but I want a virgin that will stay loyal, my only two requirements. I don't mind a fat ugly gf as long as she is loyal.

Something tells me that the first half has more to do with you being a creep, honestly.

Well, people rely a lot on the society to tell them what they like, especially women. If everyone around you were happily married with their government-provided waifus you wouldn't be too eager to protest.

Not at all, they say it at my face during interviews, " there's a hundred able bodied applicants outside, why would we hire you" basically go fuck yourself cripple to my face.

I live in India so there's no helping it. The disabled have no rights here.

Only if I can get a trap girlfriend.

Only if she's pure, I don't want no slut that's passed around.

I'd rather be alone.

That's Communism. You're not a filthy commie-pinko are you user?

Where can I sign up? I'm sick of being a despised virgin NEET

I'll take the job

I will accept the girlfriend and give the job back.

>Your job prospects literally RESTS on that government-issued marriage
>Literally gets blacklisted if you refuse
>Cannot control who you want to be with
>Destroys any prior relationship you might have before
>Based on "DNA Testing" bullshit that might not include personality issues/preferences

Fuck no. Also reminded that the government guy regrets her arranged marriage.

Does the girl get a job too or am I stuck being a beta-male provider?

Being a breadwinner is second in cuckness only to being a child-support-paying divorcee who eventually hangs himself.

I for one welcome my Socialist utopia.

Because women and men want to fuck as many people as they can while they're young.

>Sup Forums thinks they wouldn't be rejected from the program with a message from the government saying -
>"We're sorry, we couldn't find a single woman in the entire country that would be happy with you, and your genetic compatibility test somehow came back with a "No", in the spite of the fact that it's based on a number system."

>your genetic compatibility test somehow came back with a "No"
Got a giggle out of me.

So whats worse in India being female or being disabled?

>last two things I want
>accepting

They can keep the girl. I'll accept the job though and it'd better be a high-paying one

I'd rather just cut out the middleman and have the government provide me with an onahole and living expenses.

>Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person".
>That's what it says: "A horrible person".
>We weren't even testing for that.

This is now a ten year old reference, I hope you're aware of that.

You can't the job is to get enough money for you to pay for the child the girl is going to get.

And my anime time? Hell no.

Yes.

Society would probably be happier if the government could do that. And if people had a more realistic expectation of marriage.

First: people who marry via attraction tend to make awful partner choices. And usually, the most attractive person is not the best marriage partner for you. Look at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Or Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. 4 super attractive people which had marriages that didn't work.
Second: many people nowadays have a history of having too many prior partners. They end up becoming unsuited to monogamy, leading to miserable breakups, etc. This also hurts the children of those marriages who end up psychologically hurt (more so if their parent ends up having a carousel of step-parents).
Third: people tend to place too much emphasis on sex.
Fourth: unrealistic expectations on what marriage is good for. What most people call love (infatuation) tends to last on the average 1 year and at most a couple of years. After that, infatuation cools down and a different kind of love appears. Some people that are addicted to this infatuation end up leaving their partners and looking for someone else to get infatuated with. Serial divorcees are like this. Marriage is not something that will give you happiness. It is something that is good for raising children and having someone who will be your partner. People who expect too much of marriage end up being unhappy.

Uh yeah no, that's not what the OP said

Everyone would get a job and therefore money. My shite hole would obviously then fall into someone's hands. In other words, I got no choice in the matter if I want to live a have a roof over me head.

Cause this is a fantasy for virgins who can't succeed at normal life.

I'm trying to quit my job, even if I have a decent pay I can't stand selling my life like that. I guess I won't accept and lose the girlfriend since they come in a combo.

Sure. I'll roll with it for a couple years and then I'll use that as leverage to get the girlfriend and job that I really want.

You're not allowed to have the girl and job you want.

Just by looking at that cover I can already see another kuzu no honkai normalfag bullshit.
I am correct?

No it's more like nisekoi.

Is my girlfriend a loli?

Dude lmao just let the gubment decide everything for you

That's not any better.

It's not like you would be pleased with any sort of manga

Less scummy more romantic.

It started with a relationship

Daily reminder that 2017 is the year of NTR.

Why does it has to be Nisekoi or Kuzu no Honkai?
Give me something like Taiyou no Ie for romance-drama or Kaguya Wants to be Confess for romantic comedy and I will be happy.

Because forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2017/05/20/the-terrible-idea-of-a-government-job-guarantee/#770e08226658

Gov't sponsored matchmaking seems like a good enough idea by me though

Fuck off Sibyl.

Yes. Love is the biggest trick.

>people in arranged marriages stay together for 70 years and have many grandchildren
>people who marry for love get divorced 3 times in their lives

Crime coefficient is 585, target for enforcement.
Enforcement mode: Lethal Eliminator. Please aim carefully at the target and remove the threat.

Humans are not monogamous. The real problem is the existence of marriage.

You know marriage and forced monogamy are the only reason the bottom 90% of men are able to get women and breed at all right?

If we just let everyone run around as they please Chads would be even Chaddier than ever and modern society as we know it couldn't function.

For the record, I only read the first 2 chapters and called it like nisekoi because
>Bland generic McMC-kun has crush on dark haired japanese McGirl-chan
>dark haired japanese McGirl-chan also secretly likes McMC-kun
>but oh no, McMC-kun gets put into a forced relationship with blonde haired blue eyed Foreign McGirl-sama
>time for kooky romcomc shenanigans

No idea how similar it actually is but the first impressions were a lot alike.

>Humans are not monogamous.
I have seen plenty of monogamous marriages that lasted.

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>government provides me with a girl that is supposed to be a best possible match due to science n' shit
Well, that's nice.

>government doesn't allow me to tell government to fuck off
I'll take MUH FREEDOMS for 200, Alex.

>also government gives jobs
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.
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If there was a decent system to assign you with a job based on aptitude I'd welcome it. It's hard to tell interviewers your five year plan when you have no dreams and no one wants to hire someone who applied just because.

I don't care about the girlfriend, but a loveless marriage that exists purely out of societal duty sounds like a better system than expecting a worthless fuck like me to stop watching anime long enough to go find someone who both meets my standards and has none of their own.

>modern society as we know it couldn't function
Civilzation being good is an axiom everyone assumes to be true bot no one bothers to think about. I'm not saying it's bad either because there's no way I can know about that.
So? Some people manage to happily stay with the same person for their whole life, or just force themselves to, but that doesn't change the fact we neither tend to naturally have one single sexual partner for life nor do we naturally commit to one single partner at a time. Those things should come as natural as breathing to us if we were monogamous, but in spite of social pressure we break up and cheat all the damn time. We're not monogamous, that's a fact of life whether we like it or not.

Does that guy have 3 arms on the last slide?

yea qt gf is minimal

If I can give the job to the wife, so that she can be the breadwinner to preserve my NEET life, why not.

I'm ancap, sorry.