How to fix Brazil?

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Nukes

Fire.

Figure out how to get Europeans to migrate and bleach your population. It is the only chance

2nd Amendment. Get rid of mandatory voting and import taxes. Fire 30% of federal workers immediately. Legalize drugs. Get rid of all of the unnecessary bureaucratic hoops that weight down business, of which there are many including labor rights (stupid amounts of severance), taxes on gasoline, yearly registration costs, etc. Lower your standards of what "human rights" are - it's not like Brazil is that good at maintaining them anyway. Give REAL jail sentences. Under 18 is not a free ride to get out at age 18 on a murder charge. No more leaving jail for mother's day. Implement the death penalty.

Sounds like a good plan of action

Bolsonaro is the first step

I like the way you think.

start fires in favelas

honestly as long as jeitinho is a predominant thing I don't see Brazil competing with the US. But with your natural resources the potential is there

Controled pest

You're pretty well versed on our ways.

I wish Brazil would do better, they could be a better bro to the US than those Mexican leeches and those Canadian fairies

id kill every nigger politician and school/university teacher
this would fix at least half of it

U know one of the first thing I would do? Get rid of the neo-pentecostal evangelical churches.

Yes because bleaching worked so well with Ameri-niggers didn't it?

lol
they already did that

Why the Fuck would any kind of 1st world country population massively migrate to this half-shithole country? War? Are you guys planning something?

True answer is: destroying it.

But for starters: cut bolsa esmola; reform schools removing left influence; legalize abortion (< favelados).

Bring back the Monarch, it is the only way. A Catholic conservative monarchy is what Brazil needs to make them great again.

Forgot image. We need background check and training, though.

Have you tried seeing if Portugal wants you back?

Reform schools to be politically neutral, get rid of the majority of your tariffs and replace them with an import certificate regime, create a bunch of state-owned-enterprises to fully modernize your infrastructure then take them public to recoup the gov't investment, and enforce beautification standards on your cities; tearing down and replacing ugly and bland buildings with ones that look good--most of your newer development look obviously cheap and that can only produce a cheap culture.

>jeitinho
Isso.

That won't do shit. You'll just a kill some poor people. In another 5 years, those favelas will be full again.

The pussy. Women there can be pretty fucking awesome.

you can't get out while you still can to europe

>2018
>Lula is not arrested
>Lula is barred from election
>Lula starts campaign anyway
>Justice pretends it is just free speech
>"You won't be able to select him in the machine", they say
>Brazil loses the World Cup, to Germany.
>Election is heating up
>People are mad because of the World Cup
>Public support for different candidates is met with violence, specially against those who support Bolsonaro
>First Round of the Election: Bolsonaro 31%, Alckinim 21%, Marina 20%, Ciro 9%, Collor 8% Haddad 6%, Luciana 5%. (Valid votes)
>Leftists REEEEEEE harder than ever
>Facebook is wasteland
>The streets are a wasteland due to the vandalizing
>Second Round debates: Bolsonaro crushes Alckimim.
> Second Round results: Bolsonaro 71%, Alckimim 29% (Valid votes).
> Leftists start hurting random people that they think are fascists, destroying cities
> Temer and governors try to restore order, fail
> Bolsonaro gets into power
> Asks for a Emergency Law to give police power to surpress violent manifestation
> Congress blocks it, want gibs
> Bolsonaro appointed only honest men (no women btw) to cabinet positions
> No gibs for congressmen
> Bolsonaro gets mad no laws are passing
> Country needs law restored
> Country needs fiscal reforms
> Bolsonaro asks the STF (supreme court) to go after congressmen that are corrupt and want gibs for laws
> STF (supreme court) wants gibs
> Bolsonaro can't contain his power level
> Bolsonaro order military to close Congress, arrest STF judges
> Politicians ask military to not do anything against the constitution
> Military sides with the people, who vastly supports Bolsonaro (except for leftists scum)
> Bolsonaro arrests all scum in the Congress
> Bolsonaro decretes state of exception and start arresting leftist scum in the streets
> Calls for a Referendum on new constitution
> Bolsonaro himself campaings for a Constitutional Monarchy
> Constitutional Monarchy wins

> Bolsonaro is the Provisional Leader until the Braganza dinasty is restored
> Selects 12 men to form a new Constitutional Assembly
> Constitution is traditionalist
> It is 2021 already
> Meanwhile in Europe and the US civil wars start breaking out
> The new European Royal Family of Brazil charitably wants to give refugee to European and American Christians being persecuted
> Leftists start REEEEEing about the bleaching of Brazil
> Brazil goes from ~30% white to 60% white in five years
> New white communities are very racially aware given the circunstances of their native countries
> An international campaign of White Nationalists world wide recognize Brazil is actually the future Ethno-state for white people
> The Braganzas love it, but don't say it publicaly to not make nigs chimp out
> Brazil becomes 85% white in ten years
> White people concentrated in the South, São Paulo, Rio and south of Minas. De facto segregation starts to become apparent
> Black and mulato girls are crazy to for those white genes
> 2050
> Basically no blacks in Brazil
> Mulatos and asians are Brazil is 90% white
> The Empire of Brazil is one the superpowers of the World along with China
> First country to colonize Mars, Brazil

> Oh, of course, Lula dies of cancer and depression by 2019

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This is pretty much how it's going to happen.

> Oh, of course, Lula dies of cancer and depression by 2019
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, on the bright side at least Brazil has a good chance of not losing to Germany this year. Never heard of a Muslim country winning a world cup.

It's easy, we need to elect Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva again, it's the only and most sane option.

oh i'm brazilian btw, forgot to change my flag back

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