ITT: Vaguely describe an anime/manga and others try to guess it

ITT: Vaguely describe an anime/manga and others try to guess it.
A tentacle monster teaches a bunch of high school kids valuable lessons.

A group of girls don't play tennis.

Assassination Classroom

Boats n' hoes but the hoes row and they're actually really cute and pure

Never watched it before but probably Aria

Goteem!

Another one:
"Gee this is a shitty generic anime bazaar fantasy world intro"
"Lemme guess, this is a shitty isekai LN adaptation"
"Fuck, do I have to watch this stupid scene AGAIN?"

we'll never hear best girl's seiyuu again ;_;

Teekyu

Anime is real

A horny dude is the head of a group of mentally challenged individuals with broken necks.

Mentally unstable arms dealer travels the world while spouting incoherent philosophies like they mean something.

Super-powered lesbians play with curved rectangular prisms

Re:Zero?

Monogatari

SHE IS LOCO
But dude that's not a bad description, it's fucking spot on.

Weird gambling

Goteem!

Kaiji

Man really should have killed himself while he had the chance, but he's too cool for that

Got it

Yeah dude.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

I'll give it a shot -

A robot that's a dragon piloted by an angel - also tarot readings and romantic drama.

1. a pirate fights plants to protect the earth
2. Tulio and Miguel blow up Metal Gears
3. Government brainwashes lolis to terrorists
4. autist disappears and nobody cares
5. drills
6. water changes gender
7. a young tonkatsu trainee discovers music and trains to become a dj
8. tofu driver is the drift king
9. 8 with tanks
10. 8 with anime

3) Girls und Panzer
5) Gurren Lagann
8) Initial D

A bunch of dykes cant die unless a crazy dude fucks them to death

Mnemosyne?

children must save the day with their pets who are only as strong physically as the owners are mentally.

39 seconds... I'm impressed, user

Digimon

Hard to forget an anime like that.

Joses wacky escapades

3. no
5. yes
8. yes

GuP is one of the answers though.

oh, it's 9, isn't it?

I can say one phrase, say the first thing that comes to your head
1. Succubus
2. Orange juice
3. Clover
4. Tank
5. Cornet
Really easy shit

yes

1) Rosario Vampire
2) Evangelion
3) Honey and clover - alternatively, Yotsuba
4) Girls und Panzer
5) Lucky Star

nix v. hedden

1. Girl meets girl, can't remember what genre they are in.
2. Depressing magical girls, somehow nobody dies.
3. Autism gives a teenager super powers.

Wrong
Right
Wrong - Right
Wrong
Right

3. Aldnoah Zero

6) Ranma 1/2

correct

Steven universe

Shimoneta

Yup

is 1. Lotte's Toy?

MC attends a special high school for unique individuals. Though not the most talented, MC has a strong will to win in addition to an unusual trump card which gives him an advantage against the other students. A variety of female students with different hair colors and personalities challenge the MC in a number of ways, but he overcomes their initial suspicions by defeating them in a challenge or performing a service for them. Incredibly, these girls all fall in love with MC!

Also there are lots of wacky misunderstandings where MC finds himself in unintended awkward sexual situations, much to the chagrin of the female cast.

2 heavy object

yes

Man is really good at killing people and really good at sex

Is this a joke? I think it's funny.

...Actually wait. Do I only get one guess?

1.Gargantia?
2.Heavy Object
5. Either Gurren Lagann or Ladies vs Butlers.
6.Ranma
8. Initial D
9.Girls und Panzer
10. Yahari

I really want to know what 3 is. I'm thinking Higurashi.

2 Yuuki yuuna?

best boy waited for 15 years while the other bitch didn't

Escaflowne?

1. no
2. yes
5. Gurren Lagann is correct
6. correct
8. correct
9. correct
10. no

If cou post everything that you might think be it it will simultaneously get a list of every anime i don't want to watch

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Highjinks ensue.

You are correct!

Same. I had those days where they were enjoyable. You kinda grow out of it. Anyway here goes.

Infinite Stratos
Index
Asterisk War
The other one that's similar...Chivalry of a failed knight
Fuckin...Irregular at a magical high school

That's what I got so far.

I see someone's mad about Erased

kthnx boi

1. Lazy highscool student doesnt want to do shit.
2. Lazy highscool student doesnt want to do shit.

No
Hint it's not something you watch for its intellectual value

1. Hyouka
2. ...Hyouka

1. A smart but lazy high schooler jumps at the call to adventure. It turns out that there is more to him than meets the eye. He has to contend with his family coming into the picture as a consequence. Fratricide happens.

2. An unwitting high schooler discovers that his sex appeal gets him more than he bargained for. He now has a battle harem, much to his chagrin. He's only pretending to be oblivious. He's the only person like himself who can do what he does.

3. Gamer discovers a subculture in which his skills and years of suffering from psychological abuse make him a star. Nearly NTRs his buddy, then they both nearly get NTR'd but it turns out that it was all a clever ruse.

A girl and her loyal companion go on an adventure in a world this is Fallout, Command and Conquer and S.T.A.L.K.E.R combined.

Boy is really fucking bad at everything but still wins

2. The World God Only Knows
3. Accel World

Kino's Journey?

Is the MC a boy or a girl? He or she doesn't know and can't find out. His love interest finds out but doesn't care. It looks like it's set up to be about action, but is primarily driven by drama. Your mind makes it real.

Tanaka-kun, Hyouka

2 is wrong
3 is correct

Mobage isekai musical

>Kino's Journey?
Not quite but close, it has similar themes but very toned down.

A guy transfers into a school and meets somebody he shouldn't have, and then people start dying.

FLCL

Higurashi?

Saya no Uta?

Guy wants to run for Mayor, becomes Jesus

Naruto

2.Madoka

Nope, but it's also horror. That probably gives it away.

Whale becomes sex symbol but would rather get cucked

nigga goes around killing other niggas with a sword til he's the top nigga

After making many unforgettable memories with the main girl, guy realizes he was in love with her mother instead.

naruto rip off goes to other world, meets water spirit and becomes a child soldier

The plot started because someone thought giving someone a huge sum of money would be a hilarious taunt.

Liar Game?

Afro Samurai
FLCL

>>Afro Samurai
ye

Kiss Him, Not Me?

bongo

Wait nvm i thought you said HIS mother

>FLCL
Nope. The answer showed up in this thread already in a different chain.

3.Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku?

This is probably not that well known since I just happened up on it, but:

A dude regrets wasting his youth so hard that everyone ends up getting trapped in a time loop.

RELIFE?

is that dan avidan?

This show has nothing to do with music

Nope. I'll just leave the answer in spoilers since I'm not sure how many people would even recognize the title.

Girls Go Round

Re:creators

I got you senpai..maybe lol
Is it Umareru Kachi no Nakatta Jibun ga Anna no Tame ni Dekiru Ikutsuka no Koto?

That's pretty dark so probs not.

>A tentacle monster teaches a bunch of high school kids valuable lessons.
Hidamari Sketch

People may not know this one but

In a world with Magical-eye'd people, one person can somehow "see" more than others, despite not having them.