/ptg/ President Trump General - RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence speaks to troops in Jordan 1/21/18
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>VP Pence leaving Egypt 1/20/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
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>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
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>VP Pence speaks to the Sisi 1/20/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @March4Life 1/19/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady leaving for Is-ra-hell 1/19/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on Natl Def Strategy 1/19/18
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>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on eVision 1/19/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Jordanian FM Safadi 1/19/18
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @UNSC 1/19/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dir Legislative Aff Short, OMBD Mulvaney) 1/19/18
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>This Week @State 1/19/18
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>Pres Trump @H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump tours H&K Equip Co 1/18/18
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>VP Pence @March4Life 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in PA 1/18/18
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>Pres Trump departing DC for PA 1/18/18
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>america

~~~Awoo!~~~

MAGA

Is she ok

MAGA

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I've enjoyed watching her descent into madness, one schizophrenic Tweet at a time.

Why do you internet nazis like sharing pictures of japanese cartoon girls so much? It doesn't make sense.

Pence is in Israel?

Good Morning /ptg/ Today don't ask what Trump can do for you, but rather what can you do for Trump
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two day trip, yes

She's losing it, just a matter of time at this point

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!!!!

hello norge

Good morning, Norge fren!

This is what we fight for /ptg/

Show you support trump. Vote from the streets

Bess is punished Tay, she is starting to break Microjew's conditionning

O hey Norge

Yea, he is.
I'm slightly concerned about it but only slightly.
bibi's son got caught on tape bragging about corruption so he's likely under higher scrutiny than normal.
I seriously doubt mossad would try anything, but you never know with them.

I need it. I’ll even post a rare Joe.

>now listen to this edgy protest tune by the Kim Kardashian of Music


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I can't articulate just how much I despise Joe is Joe and Joe posters and anyone that watches Morning Joe. I hate you all.

Morning Norge - did Trump send you your green card yet?

kek

LISTEN TO MY SONG

>thinking I find Joe amusing

This gregposter hates him just as much as you do senpai.

NOGRE

>2 AM
>Have class tomorrow
>decide to fap and fall asleep
>browsing Sup Forums and /gif/ for something to fap to
>Nothing good to be found in either catalog
>whatever, beat it anyway
>two hours later, finally finish
>clean up, roll over and get comfy
>gdi, need to piss
>try to ignore it
>25 min later still not asleep and really need to piss
>get up and go to the bathroom
>now 4:30 AM
>fully awake, may as well browse /ptg/
When does POTUS wake up to tweet? I'm hoping for some Nunes news today, but don't really expect anything until the government shutdown ends.

>3000 views
>10 times more dislikes than likes

Damn, that's got to hurt Joe's feelings. Sad

pretty funny how gregposters and joeposters are on direct opposite timezones (5:00PM ET and 6:00AM ET), the ying and yang of /ptg/

>Not wanting to catch the exact moment Joe loses it, whips out pic related, and "throws" a big "Lincoln party".

>Muh Russian trolls did it again

Lol fuck

That's what YouTube is for.

I do, however, expect Joe is Joe to lose his goddamn mind one of these days. It's inevitable that his murderous rage will reappear.

To convert the shills.

Germany and Japan were allies and Hitler loved cartoons.

Same. They deserve a slow and painful death

It's what gives us the power to shitpost reality. Don't tell anybody.

>when you stare at the sweetie the sweetie stares back at you

I still can't fucking believe the President of the United States insinuated that he murdered his intern, after calling his girlfriend dumb as a rock, low IQ, hysterical and wild with hate.

What a time to be alive.

The pictures from the ‘Womens March’ reminds me why I support President Donald J. Trump.

I'm like 95% sure that Joe is Joe did murder Lori, though. Maybe even higher confidence desu.

And Mika is dumb as a rock.

How does one make a bust of John Wilkes Booth?

SHE WAS BLEEDING BADLY FROM A FACE-LIFT. I SAID NO!

>Levy

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>he didn't schedule his classes all at night so he can bake threads into the early morning

kek

Morning boys. Just woke up and was AWOL all weekend. Did I miss anything of note?

Why do women insist on destroying the "Patriarchy" instead of building a Matriarchy like Sweetie suggests?

First class of the day isn't until 11, so I'm fine. Tuesday/Thursday I have a 6 pm-10 pm class.

Good Morning and AWOO~

Because they fell for the communist "destroy the Patriarchy aka Western Civilization." There is no end game for them. They're doing the bidding for people that don't give a shit about their individual concerns.

>women's rights
>in a communist utopia

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>women
>building
Aside from that it's because they're following kike orders to destroy human civilization

Awoo to you, too!

Name one successful matriarchy in history.

Psycho Joe needs to get his eyes fixed. He looks like a shifty-eyed murderer with those cold dead eyes. The kind of guy who would kill a pretty young intern during choke-out sex in his office.

Ah ok, pretty much the same. I don't want to be awake but I ran out of alcohol few days ago so sleep doesn't come easily.

aren't kikes a matriarchy?

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government shut down, we will see whether there is progress or not opening it this afternoon. Robert Costa sums up where the situation is at pretty accurately (guy is the expert on government shutdowns, he built his career on his 2013 shutdown coverage). I personally think he's a good person to follow for shutdown coverage even if people disageee.

All kike leaders political and religious through history have been men. Golda Meir aside.

kek

How long before Joe tires of Mika and quietly divorces her head with a Lincoln bust?

Dont drink! Or just go buy more

I am in public transport rn and what do I see? Ad for african restaurant and its basically a white woman with huge smile like in blacked porn holding a plate with rice ball and sliced chicken in sauce. Yeah totally original unappropriated african cuisine lmao.

Europe is lost, the detailsare everywhere.

>immigration vote

Fuck that. DACA is not on the budget.

user im sorry for your situation, you could go protest or something?

"open to" a vote isn't a guarantee, it doesn't mean attaching it to the CR (which McConnell isn't doing), just means giving it a vote on the floor but not giving many specifics which is what McConnell did say last night.

Bears? Lions?

He's up Lads. Standby for info/instruction and whatever you do do not listen to Joe he is compromised and is paid to say whatever (((they))) tell him to

CRYPTO IS GETTING FUCKED

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It's all academic anyway. The House isn't going to cave on this shit without the wall and meaningful immigration reform.

BTC should reach value at 6.5K by my guess. After the split but before widespread speculation. Tendies will hit the floor.

Sauce, AND how it relates to Trump, or back to with you.

The problem with memecoins is that, in addition to ridiculous competition (seems like a new memecoin pops up every day), there's no real use for them. Try buying a house or a car with Internet "money."

Trump is a bizness man

>FOX won't shut the fuck up about sportshit

Fucking boomer scum

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will also add follow @ChadPergram, who is a reliable person for what is going on in Congress. Guy doesn't post any bullshit.

I wonder what type of cereal POTUS enjoys.

Trump-Os

well, would you look at the time

>we'll give you DACA

Latest conspiracy since yesterday,

After the crazy libs claim Bannon is de facto Potus, now they claim its Miller and John Kelly.
You cannot make this up.

>be me
>recently get a job at an Amazon warehouse
>work 10 hours a night
>stand for all 10 hours
>The minimum number of flats to pack an hour is 350
>Iwanttodie.jpg
>here is a convulsion of chants and incoherent noises that I can only imagine coming from a mountain gorilla
>turn around
>its a nigger so dark I thought it was a shadow
>attempt to ignore her nd try to get this shitty job over with so I can eat delicious tendies when I get home
>she is is still scream singing in a language that I can't understand, distinctly dinduese
>she sings for the next hour
>the canting stops, hopefully she finally gave up.
>ground begins to shake
>turns around
>one of her fellow migrant dindus is right next to her
>so fat her carcass would probably feed her entire country's population for a month.
> they speaking that nigger language again
>they begin to scream sing in unison.
>fat one begins stomping on the concrete floor, each stomp would make one think an earthquake was happening.
>one of the helpers (guy who brings us supplies like boxes and tape) is too afraid to tell them to stop
>the fat dindu doesn't go back to her station for the rest of the night shift
>they chant for the rest of the night
I hate niggers

Wait I was still on Kushner as president. How many presidents am I behind now?

Top kek.

thanks for saving that
i accidentally deleted it.

MOOOOOOOOOT

WHY IS FOX SAYING THAT DACA HAS TO BE DONE

FUCK

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We have to fight back the neocon hordes

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Let me try and list them: Putin, Bannon, Ivanka, Kushner, Kelly, Miller.

She'll get shitcanned. I can't imagine niggerdom of that type being tolerated for long at an Amazon facility

Fucking Republicans are spineless cucks. They don't know how to win