I am Cocoa-san. I am literally Cocoa-san

I am Cocoa-san. I am literally Cocoa-san.

Say something nice about me!

Your wife Chino is cute.

I love you, best girl from Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?

What do you think of my girlfriend who is going to marry me soon, Sharo-chan?

I think she was sexually abused as a child by ME!

But you were a child too, Cocoa.

You're cute when you're being cucked by Chiya-san.

Exactly.

Excuse me she is MY wife, not Cocoa's.

Cocoa-san is strong and confident!

And smart!

Cocoa is pretty cute huh.

...

You smell nice

You and my wife (Chiya) look very cute together.

Sorry, Chiya is already taken, by a superior asian gentlemen (me).

Sorry bud, but I already own 51% of Chiya's Japanese Pussy™ stocks.

Is that fully translated yet?

Your sister is better than you.
But your voice is the best.

It's not your fault you're retarded.

No, and it never will be

Please talk about Rize.

Or else.

Fuck Rize.

Can we talk about rose instead?

I want to marry you.

You wish.

She can be cute.

No she's my wife.

That last doujin by Rotary Engine was pretty good. Needed more Rize and less Sharo.

My wife's mom.

Is competitive blowdarts a real thing?

Yes

She's so cute.

Megu has the worst voice and the largest forehead though

The best voice and the best forehead you mean

I want to look exactly like Syaro-chan!

This

...

Wife
Chino
Cute

Rest in peace.

Good luck with that.

Too late! She's taken by me.

I'd bone you and your imouto.

Too bad possession is 9/10ths, because I am currently filling up her fertile Japanese pussy with strong gaijin semen as we speak. You can have her and the kid when I'm done, though.

Why do they all want to fuck their older male relatives so badly? Is this a camouflaged incest series?

They don't, you're just a pervert.

An imouto belongs to oniichan of course.

What? No.

Not really. I'm not Chino's dad.

When is Rize going to recover from the Japanese cold? I just want that movie to come out.

Being their Onii-chan must be bliss.

Someone shoop this into the necromonicon or something.

She's still got 18 years to go.

Japanese cold is quite severe.

I'd... li-ke... so-me... mo-re... coffee.

You are adorable.

I cursed the gochiusa-fandom in South East Asia into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.
That's why we have these threads.

The true bliss comes from giving the imoutos the highest form of pleasure. What horrid onii-chan would deny his precious sisters that joy?

>Hetshit

>yurishit

>saying this while posting the queen of dykes

Now now, there's nothing that the two or three yurifags on /u/ can do to claim the coffee bunnies.
The cawfee (and gween tea) bunnies are for being whored out for a measly 10 yen each, being cute wives to everyone and everything, and being fugged by faceless old male customers and liking it.
So it shall be, so it shall remain.

You're forgetting the actual fans of the show that hate Hetshit too, that are in this board but left the threads because of you, because the show itself hate Hetshit, and if you like it you hate the show.

>heterosexual copulation consisting solely of male penises penetrating young nubile females such as myself

10.50$

Shxrp is a lewd girl

Please, user. I just fapped.

Actual fans of Gochiusa don't post in any kind of gochiusa thread on Sup Forums or /u/ unless there was a new chapter to discuss anything at all.
It's only bored losers seeking distraction from their currently boring life by trying to emulate something like a social conversation with text messages and the same pictures that we've all seen a hundred times already in this thread.

Do you think Rize likes to watch Hickok videos on her purple camo smartphone in her spare time?

You act like there's any sort of discussion to be had with Gochiusa. It's cute cute girls doing cute cute things; you don't need anything more than that.

All these lewdposting is making me feel weird, though. In my pants.

She's more of a Forgotten Weapons kind of girl

That's true, but the point is that the fans don't ever come to the threads, even when a new chapter is posted, because of you.

>implying
I'm the number 1 Gochiusa fan on Sup Forums and I prove it by posting in every thread

But the moist, wanting loli pussy begs for onii-chan cock and sperm. It NEEDS it.

There's cute personality traits that could be analyzed, and cute family relationships, and cute sibling bonding.
Or cute mocking of that silver-haired ballista girl for going to a lesser school.

Aren't you that one raging /u/faggot that gets laughed out of every website you pollute? How long until you learn to take a fucking hint? You need to just hang yourself already.
I've read the manga and seen all the episodes a number of times, and as an intelligent and very well educated fan of the series I can say a shallow fanservicey romp like Gochiusa gets exactly the kinds of threads it deserves, full of sexualization and bunny cunnies getting stuffed by penises. You autistic faggots who brag about being REAL FANS of a completely average SoL in terms of writing with above average characters in terms of sexiness have no idea just how insignificant you are, do you?

Bait but I'll bite:
It's not like Gochiusa is the only series on Sup Forums that has threads like these; any shows that are not currently airing or ongoing are like these. Gochiusa is ongoing but the releases are slow, and it's a popular show so it has constant threads.
All the posts in every Gochiusa threads are funny and cute. At this point it's pretty much gochiusa thread "culture" so to speak. If you don't like these kinds of posting then Sup Forums in general isn't just for you. Go to MAL or something if you want "serious" discussions on Gochiusa.
I for one love the perverted rabbit posting.

No, ACK is only into magical girls anime, and he's a lot more angry and aggressive.

And the only thing you need to be a real fan of gochiusa is knowing most aren't into hetero. Dunno about Chiya and Maya, but the other 5 aren't.

SEAshits that watch reruns on their old shitty TVs are still shit.

We could talk about the backstory of Gochiusa:

How did Chino's grandfather turn into Tippy?
Does Cocoa-san have magic powers?
Where are the parents of Chiya and Sharo?
Why are rabbits attracted to Sharo?
Why is Aoyama using a fake name?
Gochiusa is a DEEP show.

>How did Chino's grandfather turn into Tippy?
Because Cocoa granted his wish.
>Does Cocoa-san have magic powers?
Yes.
How and why she even has magical powers (or if she's even aware that she has them, we don't know, and probably never will).

>and probably never will
The manga has to end one day, Koi constantly foreshadows about Cocoa magic powers, I'm sure he already has planned the chapter in which he explains everything.

No, I'm talking about this other cunt that's been a cancer on these threads for years, if you look up straight Gochiusa or Neptunia porn on Gelbooru you can see him crying like a little bitch in most of the comments, it's a bit funny.
But anyways, if that's all the case then I guess I'm not a "real fan" (boo hoo, woe is me) despite having seen pretty much everything this series has to offer since realistically the only one with any evidence at all of being remotely attracted to another female in a sexual way is Sharo, and that's more a case of her just being obsessed with Rize. If she were a boy I'm certain she'd still feel the same way about him.
Literally everything is just yuribait, but that won't stop faggots from posting manga panels of the girls glancing in eachother's direction and calling it concrete proof. I've seen the song and dance many a time, the dance of delusion. Fact of the matter is, the author would never have made them so very obviously fertile and sexualized if they weren't meant to be bred. This is a fact.

You are right about Chiya; she already has me, an asian successful rich man.

>(boo hoo, woe is me)
I mean, you're pretty much the cause Gochiusa threads are plainly dead, your whole post full of nonsense about everything is basically the reason you're alone in this wasteland, because you scared off anyone else that could give some live to these threads.

So enjoy your box in which you talk alone to yourself, you earned it.

What is this, /jp/?

What's funny is that Gochiusa fanbase is the most tame in terms of yuri; the other CGDCT show threads are full of yuriposting.
>K-ON threads- girl x girl posting
>Yuru Yuru threads- girl x girl posting
>Gabriel Dropout threads- girl x girl posting
>Kinmoza threrads- girl x girl postings
>Hidamari Sketch threads- maximum girl x girl postings
>Gochiusa threads- girl x user postings

>South East Asia
Proof?

It's all thanks to the constant
>my heterosexual wife Chino/Cocoa/other less relevant gochiusa character is so cute
posting

>other less relevant gochiusa character
Everyone in Gochiusa is relevant

Oh you sweet, naive little fool. Why do you think I did it in the first place? This is exactly what I wanted from the very beginning, and I couldn't possibly be happier with my results. The fact that it will never, ever, EVER be what it once was is just icing on the cake. If you'd ever like to stop by my desiccated wasteland of sex and perversion again though, you are more than welcome to drop by anytime. Anytime at all.

Even Maya?

>cockoa

You accomplished nothing, the show won't get another season and all the possible good discussion already happened when it aired.

The only thing you killed is the possibility of good threads to remember the good old times.

Every Gochiusa girls have a somewhat large fanbase.

This doujin went to shit the moment they start lezing out.

These girls aren't cute

Still not getting it, huh? You probably think you're hurting me in some way with what you're saying, shoving that "hard reality" in my face real good, right? Don't waste your breath trying to explain what's happened, I'm well aware, far moreso than you in fact, and the reality is that your lamentations are just some of the fruits of my admittedly not-so-extensive labors. Really, it's almost embarrassing how easy it was to get the ball rolling, I almost shouldn't be taking credit for it. But just so we're clear, absolutely none of this affects me negatively in any way shape or form, and the only reason I have to drop by anymore is to maybe rub out a fat one while laughing in the face of you and everyone who shares your viewpoint, which is precisely what I'm doing right now come to think of it. Hm, imagine that.

The part where Rize and Sharo's kiss got interrupted by a fat cock sliding between their lips was the best part you faggot.

You are loco I said "Oh no"