No Keit-ai

No Keit-ai.

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An anime adaption of Panzermadels.

You are a loli, ur oniichan is depresed, loli help oniichan, oniichan refuse loli help, loli is sad, oniichan is sad, oniichan rapes and kill loli, oniichan suicides. everyone is happier now, end

A medieval knight gets isekai'd in fantasy world full of isekai anime cliches.
He keeps bitching about how nothing makes sense (slender girls being soldiers, greatswords, levels, etc) while trying to go back to his world.

Oh, and he has sex with the obligatory harem he gets because he's not a faggot.

>sex harem show

Yeah nice try, every fcking show the guy refuses to fuck the grills

>MC is normal Highschool boy who just cannot tolerate Injustice, but also an immense sadistic side
>finds a frozen magical katana in a cave
>sword chooses MC and turns him into a super powerful being
>MC attend school like normal, like all the other harem MCs
>at night MC kills criminals in the most gruesome ways possible
>criminals killed by him are absolute scum, and barely considered humans because of their acts

The economy in the near future has crashed. Currency has been replaced with (you)s.user Jones was born with a unique talent; the ability to bullshit harder than anyone else in the world. With the help of his friends, he strives to become the best shitposter in the world and pull himself to the top to buy back his favorite website from a dastardly foreigner!

Please continue bettering your efforts. These aren't even workable as shitposts, let alone stories.

anime fighter pilots.
not cute girls

Just do as Fairy Tail and try to be a cool edgy wannabe version of One Piece, but utterly being trash with no proper writting and still sell enough to make a small fortune out of it.
Thats when the hentai comes in.

MC is isekaid‘ into a world where it's science/technology continent warring against magic powered continent.

MC only knows how to fight with various martial arts though, and is considered a kill-on-sight threat to both sides.

He just wants to train in peace, while finding a way home. But he also starts training an orphaned loli witch the way of the fist.

>MC is a loner who keeps to himself
>Set in the 90s
>He lives out in a rural farm town and lives by himself
>He likes to write mystery novels and wants to aspire to be a writer and get his work published
>Spends all day playing on his computer and earns his money by being the town fixer upper
>He joins a chatroom of other likeminded people and becomes friends with his e-friends
>He shares his stories with his friends and they all seem to like them and say he's good at writing
>One friend (girl) in particular talks how interesting his newest murder mystery is
>Soon weird things start happening in his village, people gone missing, someone winds up being murdered exactly like a character in his story
>He gets spooked and tells his friends about it, they all just reassure him that it's just a mere coincidence and to drop it
>He writes a new short story and then soon the same thing happens again, just like in his story people die in the village
>He swears to never write again, thinks he's cursed or magic..
>His friend (girl) tells him to keep on writing and that they really love his stories, ask if he would meet up in person
>He agrees but on the condition that friend (girl) is the only one he sends his stories to
>He sends a new story a few days before they plan to meet up
>Someone else dies again.
>He confronts friend (girl) about it, accuses her of somehow making his stories come to life
>Friend goes offline and then MC stops leaving his house
>Soon his friend shows up at his house and it's actually a male, he says he had gotten obsessed with MC after they became friends and just wanted to make him happy, so he had been recreating the stories for him
>MC doesn't understand how this could happen, friend explains that he got his location soon after they met and lived somewhat close by, and had been murdering people in his village ever since
>MC threatens to turn him in to the police and then friend goes insane and attempts to kill him
>MC wins and friend gets killed

>Or at least MC thinks friend gets killed
>Friend actually survived his injury and soon continues to chase the already wounded MC through the woods, chasing his blood trail
>They confront each other again in the woods and they both wind up rolling down a big cliff together and friend winds up stabbing himself in the leg. He tries to frantically crawl told MC but MC stays back
>Eventually friend sobs and tells MC how he is his only friend and he just pretended to be a girl to make MC like him and that he doesn't actually want to die or kill MC, he just wanted to make him happy
>MC triages friend and they both make it back to the village
>Friend ask MC what he is going to do with him, if he will turn him over to the police or let him go
>MC doesn't know what to do, but he thinks friend should be punished for his crimes
>Friend says he will turn himself in, but only if MC keeps writing stories and brings them to him in prison, and visits him regularly since he will no longer be able to chat online
>MC agrees and friend turns himself in. Life goes back to normal for MC besides the fact he writes and visits friend in prison from time to time

thats area 88

unamed DIYkes show

Our MC is a girl who has no interest in making friends in her new class. She is very rude, narcissistic, and also flat-chested. As a result, she often ends up breaking people's cherished possessions.

She stores damaged objects all throughout her home. These pieces of damaged furniture and other items scare her, emitting a strange aura due to their damages. She can see this aura due to the teachings of of her grandparents. They taught her that each piece of furniture and houseware should be respected.
One day the spirits guide her to an old magazine that features her grandparenents repair shop,now she desires to repair these items to honor her grandparents. she has no skills or tools.

then, she hears a loud hammering and the whirring of power tools coming from her neighbor's backyard. When she goes to look, she sees her classmates cutting wood and building furniture. Inspired by their skills (and big boobs) she asks the other girls if they could give her guidance in the art of furniture repair.

Every day she learns the ins and outs of DIY construction and repair, and uses these skills to restore her possessions, healing the objects' auras, and as her skills grow so too does her heart

starstripes girls
>the american bill of rights as represented by a group of magical girls,they fight monster laws and people that endanger american freedom and burgers.
thier personas are similar to the laws they represent
I. Foul-mouthed, yankee girl constantly challenging authority
II. /k/ tier gun-nut who thinks more firepower is the answer to any problem
III. Soft-spoken healing type who doesn't like violence
IV. Hikkineet conspiracy theorist who just wants to be left alone to her imageboards
V. Honorable, chivalrous knight-type who takes her code very seriously
VI. Speedster scouting type who enjoys keeping an eye on everything
VII. Ojou who views the world entirely based on money
VIII. Two-faced sadist who puts on a kind and caring outward face while secretly enjoy the torment of others
IX. Caring onee-san who believes protecting others is the most important thing in the world
X. Very average, everyday high school girl still just getting used to her magical girl powers

Together, they manifest the American destiny
Their adventures involves:
>Smuggling and helping counter-revolutionaries/contras and religious right extremist
>Waging proxy war on asian country through agents and religious fanatic pawns
>Waging secret cold war against China and Russia by spreading hate, false accusations, and sinophobe/russophobe
>NSA robots trying to take lewd pictures of them at the beach
>D.A.R.P.A spending on white elephants
Their enemies include:
>Chinese magical girl that copies herself powered by collectivism and the spirit of state capitalism
>gun controll bill is an actuial troll summoned to grab guns
>civil fortfechure & budget gremlins stealing money
>Domestic spying see nsa robots
>antifa stand user powering hate speech law with human sacrifices
>ATF dogmen shooting people randomly

totally /K/ommando

>MC is recently crowned king of a frozen backwater of a country similar to Russia.
>Discovers from his mother's journal that all the other countries want the land and rare minerals and they've formed an alliance to kick his teeth in.
>Terrified, goes to his best friend, the princess of another country, and asks for help what to do.
>Princess, who is in love with him and also a degenerate bisexual, suggests they get married and seduce the queens and princesses of each country one at a time into not attacking them, maybe impregnate them as extra insurance.
>This was a joke.
>MC actually takes it seriously and proposes to her on the spot.
>Entire anime is their attempts to get laid with various queens and princesses and prevent a giant horrific war through sex.
>Potential title: The Opposite of War.

>no Keit-ai
>all of the other non-Keit-ai stories are shit

Alternately, if they ever get around to turning Ace Combat into an anim-
>Nagase
fuck.

10/10 would watch twice

I'm in the middle of writing a story actually, don't know anything about how it would ever come true but fuck it I like making stories. So this is basically the plot.

>A guy who had a perfect life. Good grades, good school, great girlfriend. He had nothing to lose.
>An event happens, gets sent to a parallel universe where he never met his girlfriend.
>Ends up watching his girlfriend live her life by the sidelines. Becomes bit of a shut-in, lives small room above a shop where he gets free cigarettes.
>Eventually met his girlfriend who also got sent to this alternate timeline. They ended up saving their alternate selves from death on Christmas eve and discovered that they should never have tried to change their lives.
>Change what exactly? Well now that would be giving away too much.

was she send in time before, after or at the same time?

A high school girl from the 1940s travels to the current year and makes friends. Hilarity ensues as she tries to adapt to modern norms.

After, once she realises he's never around in the original universe, and once she arrives, her 'other self' disappears and anyone and everything related to her go on as if she never existed, while she finds her boyfriend in this universe in a complete mess. That make sense?

MECHA Engineer (MECHAエンジニア)
Basic premise: The Protagonist wants to go to mech school however due to "health reasons" he is determined unfit to pilot the schools and latter on the military's mechs and such his application is denied. But instead of giving up or waiting around for a super special awesome mech to be handed to him on a silver platter, he gets to work. If he can't get in the normal, he'll just build a way in by designing a mech that he will be able to pilot yet be capable enough to go toe to toe with the schools models.

Further Detail
>Why he wants to go to mecha school so badly
Could be a variety of reasons but the main one I'm thinking of is his parents (diseased) who he idolized where in the military and he somewhat feels like he's completely letting them down if he can't even make an attempt to follow in their footsteps. Plus who wouldn't want to be able pilot in giant robots

>What are the "health reasons"
The mechs in this universe require a huge amount of physical effort to be able to use due to the amount of power needed, so it could come down to MC is just a weak kid who can't build the much muscle or could be some issue with a weak internal organ such as the heart or lungs (tempted to say because of asthma since there are still cases where the military will deny you from serving). Which brings up the main issue our protagonist is trying to solve: How to build a mech able to match or even exceed the power output of the current models yet be less taxing on the pilots body.

>What kind of mech will he design
This is primarily what the first arc would be, designing, testing, and eventually scrapping numerous prototypes in till one works. Which probably would wind up going down the route of designing smaller units since in theory the less mass the less amount of total energy and power required with the added bonus of generally better mobility.

still working things out so feel free and ask any further detail that could be expanded on

Kinda, let me see if I got it right

He is transported to timeline B wich let say is daleyed a certain time (so is the past?)

He doesn't got with his gf in the B time line, so his life turn 180°.

Some time pass and his gf in time line A is transported to time line B.

When they are transported the originals in time line B dispapear and get replaced by them Right?

Yeah...it seems complicated but it is pretty simple to read haha.

Well, yeah, my problem is where is the story going, they just need to reset their relationship and everything is going to get normal.

It's also weak that someone "perfect" life goes to the drain just because a girl. But it's ony mi opinion

Anime about the Armin Meiwes case but with Japanese schoolgirls.

Jesus fuck mate. You must have been that kid at school who frequented Hot Topic.

A boy falls in love with girl

He peruses her all throughout his high school years but due to various circumstances she never notices

Years later the boy is a saleryman living by himself in some nameless city. He is still single but still remembers the girl. By chance he runs into the girl again on a train on the way to work and find out that she too is still single and lives in nameless city. He decides to start pursuing the girl one more time

Fantasy RPG setting

the final battle between the hero of good and the demon lord! they fight on for nearly three days and three nights non stop with neither willing to yield...

finally at some point with both of them exhausted, the hero drops his sword. You know what? just fuck it, I'm tired of all this and I've had enough. The demon lord is surprised but will finish off the foolish hero, when the hero mutters "man I wish I had some avalon ale" which is the demon lords favorite drink too

"what you too? what's your favorite food then?"
"red dragon meat"
"no shit!"

thus the hero and the demon lord become best bros and drop everything. Of course this pisses off both the human world and the demon world who now want to get rid of them

the story of two of the most powerful bros in the land as they go on adventures together

>tiny robots that look like human dolls, kill bugs with tiny guns.
>the main doll is owned by a young woman that works at a pharmacy. she got one because she likes dolls. though she is disturbed by the huge piles of dead insects she finds every morning.
>the neighbor's doll is made by a different company. it keeps trying to destroy our main doll instead of killing insects.
>MC human has a high school friend that stops by sometimes to show off the outfits she makes for her bug killing doll.
>there is also a regular customer at the pharmacy. an otaku guy that buys lots of bug killing dolls and accessories.

An animated cute girls doing cute things mockumentary about an all female band (3-5 members, ideally). It tells the story in the way a documentary does, delving into the way the band formed, rose to fame, and a little spot on each of the members. You learn about them and their lives through a kind of natural, conversational dialogue. Its not for a preexisting anime about a girl band either, it's about discovering who these girls are through the documentary style narrative.

god the opening for the OVA was amazing
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