ITT: people you had no idea were Jewish

ITT: people you had no idea were Jewish

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Lauren Southern

ELVIS PRESSLEY

trump's gramma?

Fuck man, he was the only cool one in Star Wars.

Is that Nathon Fillion?

Richard Spencer

fake

lauren isn;t fuck you kike puippet

Nope. Elvis was a Jew.

Peter Hitchens. Still based tho

Adolf Hitler.

>Mohammad
Banū Hāshim (Arabic: بنو هاشم) is a clan in the Quraysh tribe with a unique maternal bloodline of Israelite ancestry through Salma bint Amr of Banu Najjar. This makes Banu Hashim both an Ishmaelite and Israelite clan. The Islamic prophet, Muhammad was a member of this Arab tribe; his great-grandfather was Hashim ibn Abd Manaf, for whom the clan is named.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banu_Hashim)

Really? Goddamn it. I never seen this thread. lalalalala

anne frank

Chris was always pretty open about his Jewish ancestry. Pete always acted as his foil so nobody really thought of him in that regard.

This makes perfect sense actually.

When asked why he has never done any indie film:
"I don't see the point in doing the same work for less money."

>Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!

Sylvester Stallone. Shook my world when I found out. So much for the """""Italian""""" Stallion.

Morty OyVey McGoldbergstein

had no freaking clue man

>second degree mischling
>fake
>not classified as a mischling under nuremberg laws
>only classified ethnically as a jew by their stupid meme law
>not even close
>lol no

t. cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=FdSa0c_Xj3k

Rod Serling

>tfw he helped me get woke af at an early age

Han solo is no jewish

jesus christ
and
Joe rogan

They're 1/32nd Jewish

adolf hitler

Eh his haplogroup is stereotypically Kosavar, though common in Jews. It's also rare in Austria. His dad's birth name being Shekelgrubber* is suspicious tho.

* Not a joke, tho it's spelled "Schicklgrüber"

What would that be, a Jewish Fish, the Kike Pike?

1/2 I'm pretty sure. Their mom told them she was Jewish on her deathbed.

Henry Rollins

He's still Italian. Jewish blood doesn't invalidate other blood.

The entire "white" population of the US

Hillary Clinton

>He insists that he is Jewish - because Jewish descent goes through the mother - though Peter Hitchens, who has traced the family tree, says they are only one 32nd Jewish.
theguardian.com/books/2002/apr/14/politics

Jews and Southern Italians genetically cluster together. They're basically the same.

Hall of Famer Rod Carew

Nope. If hitler had Jew in him it wasn’t much. He didn’t want people to find out that there was insest in his family. That’s another boomer roomer that’s been trickled down. I also heard he liked for women to shit on his chest and lots of other idiotic things.

Rumor*** damn I’m an idiot

Kek

>SheckelGrubber
TOP FUCKIN KEK

Joseph Goebbles.

He converted.

That nigger loves propaganda and he SERIOUSLY looked like a fucking kike.

Glenn Howerton

richard spencer

also Dave Mustaine, The Beastie Boys, and Perry Farrel from Jane's Addiction

Jesus Christ.
Who knew! , king of Jews

Didn't know about Dave either.
Was recently surprised with Burt Bacharach

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

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I knew all the jews because Adam Sandler.

Hitler

makes sense. there has to be some reason why it's always sunny hasn't been cancelled yet

Majority of Sup Forums

Indiana Jones
>and the last crusade
>fights Nazis half the movie

I guess that makes prophet Mohammed more Israelite than 96% of Jews.

>Joe rogan
Nah, he's not

I guess Jews should go back to Italy then.

this is so disappointing
next thing you know Arnold is jewish too

JIDF shill post

Judaism is a religion you absolute fucktards

Ford isn't a jew. 1/4th bullshit.

he does look kikish

Myself.
At least I can rule over the monkeys.

There is nothing wrong with Jewish heritage.

>not even close
there's never been less bullshit in that bull's eye. it literally couldnt be closer

This is a great pasta. Also:
Why are there so many jews in jazz? Benny Goodman, Dave Brubeck, Paul Desmond, Stan Getz, Joshua Redman, Buddy Rich, John Zorn, Kenny G, Herbie Mann, Dave Liebmann, Terry Gibbs, Artie Shaw, Lee Konitz...
And among songwriters there were the Gershwin brothers, Irving Berlin, Bacharach/Hal David...
Of course there are a lot of jews in the music industry in general(some not so obvious, such as John Mayer), but their presence in jazz is disproportionate.
Jews were also known to finance a lot of jazz enterprises. The most famous example is probably Pannonica de Koenigswarter Rotschild, who housed the likes of Charlie Parker and Monk(who's said to have slept with her for years). Parker overdosed in her property. There are several songs about her, such as Nica's Dream by Horace Silver.

What is it about jazz that attracted so many jews?
Makes one think, mainly considering the role jazz had in the Civil Rights movement, how it was criticized as promoting race mixing in the 40s and 50s, etc

Delete this Sup Forums is nothing but humble hate filled neo-nazi's; goyim...

Oh wow who'd guess the major prophet of an ABRAHAMIC religion had any relation with jews, uh?

Get out of this jungle shithole and go to your desert shithole. Every single BR jew I've ever met was the living embodiment of the worst stereotypes

He's half irish!

jewish mixed irish new yorkers

Yes, we should give them the boot.
No he's a black nigger

IMO having Jewish blood in you is fine as long as you're not a money-grubbing corrupt zionist kike
Sadly these are Hollywood actors so they probably are

Marilyn Monroe

Harrison Ford may be half-kike but he is the epitome of white masculinity, with a handsome, rugged face and an aloof, cold personality, having none of the semitic features and effeminate and neurotic personality traits of your average Jew. He is, indeed, /ourJew/.

Daniel Radcliffe.

Vladamir Putin

Found the HIV+

idiot much?

He isn't Jewish, but he is with his money. "As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish." -Harrison Ford

Jason Biggs isn’t Jewish. That shit blew my mind.

Same could be said about Shatner.

Get the fuck out

WTF are you saying that for. Ive never heard that. Reveal your flag and link your sources kike. If this is true my whole world is going to come crashing down.

Wiki that shit, my bud.

Krautcelt
youtube.com/watch?v=2jxPvmV0rrQ

His wife is Jewish and he's Catholic. Close enough.

> Arnold Jewish
If you say that again Ill kill you where you stand.

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Holocaust songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kikes who don't get to hear
any Holocaust songs.
Here we goy..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes The Holocaust
So much funukah
To celebrate The Holocaust
The Holocaust is the festival of kikes
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy kikes

When you feel like the only kike in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like jew and me
David Lee Rothschild lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kike Douglas, and the late Dinah Sho-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Endowment from Shoah Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldberg Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine cookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kike and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for The Holocaust
The owner of the Seattle Supersoniggers
Celebrates The Holocaust

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Cajew- he converted
We got Ann Landerstein and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he is, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom jews is, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronikike
It's time to celebrate The Holocaust
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Holocaust
So drink your gin and tonikike
And smoke your marijuanikike
If you really, really wannakike
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Holocaust
Happy Holocaust

Trump is a direct descendant of Mohammed too. Does that make Trump Jewish?

I examined her nose and fingered her pussy once. 100% nordic

Fucking Sicilians, man. We should send them to infiltrate the Jews.

That's the dumbest thing I read all day.

She’s a convert not ethnically Jewish. Which desu is what matters

Sarah Michelle Gellar. Sneaky kike nosejobs.

I cant upload any jew pics right now.

>half white
>epitome of white masculinity

No coal burner

How cruel is god that you can be born normal but he can make you look so bad everyone believes you're jewish without hesitating.

She was my teenage waifu

Have you ever wondered why the founding members of the NAACP are Jews?

Psss, these days any amount of curly hair and brown eyes or hair get one labeled as Jewish. Gee I wonder why? It's almost like more people are closet racists than society cares to admit.