Well, virgins?

Well, virgins?

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>she's the big spoon
faggot.

Imagine having sex with a girl. She's sweating, putting her hands around your back as you thrust into her vagina. You can feel her hands dig into your back, she's moaning and breathing into your neck. Her breasts are pressed against your own chest and it feels amazing. She pulls you closer, smiles and whispers "I love how you feel inside me" into your ear. Her legs lock around you, you can feel the smooth skin of her thighs on your lower back. Her vagina becomes tighter and you feel yourself thrusting faster as she moans louder and wraps around you tighter. You find each other's lips, she shudders. You both cum.

Afterwards, you cuddle into the night. She's the big spoon and keeps her arms wrapped around you into the night. Some of her messy hair falls over your head. You're very conscious of her entire beautiful body pressed up against you. You drift into the sleep as happy as possible.

You will in all likelihood never experience this.

but ive already experienced that

I'm confused.

What does having a big spoon girl have to do with white women?

>Supposed manly man describes having sex
>Is the little spoon

desu, this guy should right a lot more. I'd pay for some more. HOT!

I have. It's not that great

Being the little spoon as an empowered female is actually pretty disgusting for normative gender roles. I mean I still want a good dicking but the patriarchy ain't gonna kill itself.

every time i've had sex, she immediately goes to piss the cum out. i try not to listen in case she farts or queefs and it sounds like a fart. because she's in the bathroom i go to the kitchen and wipe the cum off myself before going to wipe the stains off the sheets
usually they need to be washed, but sometimes i will sleep in them, knowing that i am sleeping in dry cum
there is no cuddling, as i need to be in a very particular way to even fall asleep. if she's not there in the morning, i jerk off into my belly button and take the sheets into the washing machine, maybe to be washed after work if she'll be back. otherwise i sleep on a bare mattress, which has probably been hit by cum that has soaked through the sheets

you will never experience this

yeah exactly. vidi vici veni

Haha! I'm sure you're soy-goy bf enjoy's your strapon!

The patriarchy isn't going to kill itself, but you can. Do us all a favor.

try anal and get shit on your dick

2012? What you couldnt fucking type in nigger? Pass users whom are before captcha change are retards.

If she wants to be the big spoon then that means she likes you a lot, or that you're her catch.

Why not alternate spoons as the mood shifts among two loved empowered individuals? Gender roles should be a seperate agreement, women can fuck off and do what works though.

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Is it really a good idea to be punking virgins around like this? What if one of them snaps and kills a shitload of people out of the blue?

I just broke up with my gf of 8 months because she randomly started getting piercings and tattoos without asking me

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So fucking a fatty?

Doggy and cowgirl are much better for making her cum and feel better too in my experience, but each girl is different.

fuck

>she cuddles you as the big spoon

Definitely written by a soyboy numale. His GF is probably a landwhale too considering this is plebbit, where the men are weak faggots and the women are feminist ogers.

Been there done that. Sounds more like a fantasy of the second poster. Sex is way overrated, but you gotta do it to keep your wife from going into the nagging spiral. Work, work.

If you're saying white women are the problem, not just white people in general, you're an idiot who should stay on /r9k/

A fragile person can still makes choices, the choice to improve and obtain or the choice to wallow in nihilism and destruction. Fuck the weak pieces of shit that can't choose life.

The synchronized cumming pushes it well into fantasy. It never works like that. Make sure she comes at least once before you even stick your dick in her.

Yeah. People in this thread are really underappreciating how nice it is to be held, and be vulnerable with someone in an intimate way. I was was really stoic for so long but I'm glad my current gf can draw out my emotional side, especially when she's holding me or I'm lying my head on her chest.

>tfw when it feels better to wank then to fuck
and that fucking sucks

No need to shit all over my dreams you fucking douche.

It is possible, but generally only if she's already cum at least once and she's got some clit stimulation as well. In cowgirl though she can sometimes grind her clit against your pelvic bone which can be enough for her to cum just from fucking you.

Sex with liberal whores isn't worth it.

99.99% chance that his girlfriend is an ugly bitch. And he's bragging about it lol

Same. First time I came in a girl I had a panic attack thinking she got pregnant. Then someone told me dogs can't get pregnant and I felt better.

>you will never experience this
actually pretty close to my experience
checkmake atheists

>Imagine having sex with a girl

You lost me

Imagine getting paid over $10,000 per month. After 401k, tax withholding, and insurance you are taking home a healthy 5k. You feel elated every time you get the notification that a paycheck has hit your bank account. You go out to eat with your wife for sushi, to the little place in japantown that you like. The fish is very fresh and the bill comes to about $60. You pay it with a 20% tip without thinking twice because you can easily afford this.

Afterwards, you pour yourself some expensive scotch, because why not. Your friend texts you because you have season tickets to the local sports team and you are going together next weekend. You reflect on how nice it is to enjoy these things.

You will in all likelihood never experience this.

>Women are so worthless and shallow that literally the only thing they can offer is sex, which most of them aren't even good at
lmao

big spoon...what in the actual fuck? kek

>You will never put your penis in a used up, smelly hole
I'm missing out BIG time. You got me, my dude.

argumentum ad sourgrapes

> which most of them aren't even good at
Who keeps filling their egos with false praise? The amount of girls I've heard talking about how good they give head and trying to one up each other.....but neither of them had a clue when it came time...

Ten years later, she's not the same person she once was. Everything, even the smallest of slights, turns into a major argument, so you avoid talking to her as much as possible. She contributes little towards bills, if any at all, but still manages to find ways of spending exorbitant amounts of money on useless trinkets and makeup. You have a feeling she's cheating on you but your work schedule and taking care of the children have you so busy that you don't find time to investigate. You hesitate anyway because you know the courts will rule in her favor. All of the stuff you worked years to own and your children will be stripped from you and given to her, with little effort needed on her part. You begin to sweat with the realization that you're stuck; you nearly panic as a result.

But you wake up. Her arm is still around you. Your eyes scan the darkness, still coming out of the haze of such a terrible nightmare. You breathe a heavy sigh of relief, knowing that come tomorrow morning, you'll either make up some excuse, or outright boot her out of the door, because she's fulfilled her purpose as a meat hole for your carnal desires, and tomorrow another woman will take her place next to you.

Do you watch porn though?

what kind of fuckin virgin buys a Sup Forums pass lmaooo

not an argument

The first part is so close to my reality it hurts.

Wake me up

gas

Who hurt you user

get married first

>she's the big spoon
You're right, I probably never will experience this absolutely faggotry.

That's every relationship in the power struggle phase, but it takes two to get out of it so yeah we're all fucked. I hear you can build a rel. passed that point before you have kids and before you're trapped. Maybe it's just socially and genetically determined doom, maybe not.

And that sheet's name? Albert Einstein.

fpbp

>not reinstating patriarchy so that the power struggle has a natural and legally codified solution
it's like people don't even want what's best for the kids

There is no big spoon...

but you could just turn on legacy captcha, All pass users are retarded.

Done this.

10/10 would recommend.

also SHILL THREAD SAGE

men don't talk like this; especially men who crush pussy.
this was written by a virgin who fantasizes about the woman taking the leading role.
discarded . . .

Imagine saying that shit to me, you little bitch. You’re sweating, putting your hands on the computer and thrusting your fingers into the keys. You can feel your lips digging into your braces, you’re moaning and breathing through your mouth. Your moobs are pressed against your own desk and it feels amazing. You pull closer, smile and whisper “you mad white boy” to yourself as you post it again. My slide locks into my SIG 45, I can feel the smooth metal of her well oiled chamber as the bullet racks. I hack your mothers house, watch your mother through her webcam. Her Bull cums.

Afterwards, they cuddle into the night. He’s the big spoon and keeps his black sperm plugged inside her into the night. Some of his messy seed falls over the bed. You’re very conscious of the seven hundred ways I can kill you. You can’t fall asleep as you prepare for the storm.

You will in all likelihood are fucking dead, kiddo.