AUS/POL/ CENTRELINK MONGRELS EDITION

G'day cunts. Hope you're all getting geared up for Australia day.

>NSW Police hunting gunman after man shot dead at Bankstown cafe
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-23/gunman-on-run-after-man-shot-dead-in-bankstown/9353612

>Top 1% of Australians own more wealth than bottom 70% combined
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>African gang violence: Police can’t solve problem alone, Graham Ashton says
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>US doctor allegedly bashed by teenagers at Australian Open in Melbourne
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>Fear 'rushed' foreign influence bill will harm freedom of speech
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>American lobbyists, universities hit back at foreign influence bill
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>Second group of refugees leave Manus bound for the United States
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>New iron ore mines to feed Whyalla steelworks and boost SA exports
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-23/new-iron-ore-mining-whyalla-steelworks-and-export-boost/9350628

>Barnaby Joyce rejects petrol car sales ban amid Coalition debate on electric vehicles
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Australia day Forecasts
>Chadelaide Min 20 Max 38 Sunny
>Cuckborne Min 20 Max 35 Cloudy.
>Shitney Min 22 Max 30 Partly cloudy.
>Brisbeta Min 23 Max 31
>Slowbart Min 16 Max 27 Partly cloudy.
>Perth Min 17 Max 28 Mostly sunny.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5299905/Police-hunt-group-African-women-bashed-woman.html
youtube.com/watch?v=67nVV_9G818
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Melbourne is on the news again. More nigger assaults.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5299905/Police-hunt-group-African-women-bashed-woman.html

What's for dinner tonight lads?

Reminder there is no future for us as long as Jews are allowed to breathe.

Rissoles

With mashed potato & gravy?

Daily reminder: unless councils will release landlots for housing estates to be developed, so millennials can own a home, there will be an uprising.

Boomers responsible for try to milk us for everything we're worth will be assassinated on live television, their heads blown wide open with shotguns.

Your days are numbered, mark these words.

what does their race have to do with it? violence is wrong no matter who does it

Mainland is kill. Only Tasmania is safe, and that wont last long.

youtube.com/watch?v=67nVV_9G818

this I barely make 60-70k a year after taxes and the boomcucks expect me to shell out 1 million $ for a 5x5 shithole? when the uprising happens its going to be glorious.

Mash yeah.
I own a home, im 24. Saved for a house since 17. You probably got a meme degree and buy $14 Beers. Stop being a Nasbol dropkick

Disappointment and despair.
My gf left me yesterday and I'm having fuckall luck finding honest work.

Honestly, probably rissoles

The dailymail panders to the right (esp. Neocons and boomers) by reporting on these incidents while also subverting white people and nations with selective conservatism and tabloid filth

>saved since 17
>owns a house
In which rural shithole is this? How much did you pay? Is it still on a loan? Unless you made 200k a year you don't own a house.

Adelaide 560k, 4 Bedrooms 2 living rooms 10 minutes from CBD.
150k deposit with partner

>Top 1% of Australians own more wealth than bottom 70% combined
Yeh but lyke, don't be a kommie k?
Giv all things 2 ur boss lololol

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Yeah right, fuck off LARPer

LOL
Stay mad east-coast cuck. Have fun paying $500 rent a week to Mr. Chan.

>Adelaide
No thanks lol
>560k
No fucking wonder its Adelaide. I only go there to get pissed and fuck.
If you want to progress anywhere past wageslave status you have to move to Sydney or Melbourne. Its ugly but its the truth.

Any of you lots gotten a visit by ASIO yet? I got my firearms license revoked for talkin about explosives.

fish n chips with a side of boredom

>Perth is just “Perth”

lol

>move to Sydney or Melbourne
Lol enjoy getting raped by nuggers poof

>partner
>adelaide
faggot detected

chicken curry

Literally what?
>HURR RABE :DDDDDDDD
>FUGG IMMIGRINT :DDDD

Struth.

>what is cost of living
>20 minutes to get anywwhere
>empty beaches
>own a backyard
>implying that 99% of Syd/Melb arent eternal wage slaves thinking they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
Even poo's and chinks are getting priced out and moving Adelaide. Then I will sell my home for 800k.
If you cant beat the boomers become a boomer.

They a white mans fish and chips or did you betray your country to save a dollar or two?

Are you new here?
You should examine the benefits of necking yaself ya poz'd up prick

I am cooking my own fish and chips. Crumbed Snapper, beer batter wedges, eggs and home made green salad

This is literally the most autistic thing I've read all year.
YA MAAYT AFTERWARDS LETS CRACK OPEN A COL' ONE EH? MAYBE SUM VEEBEE'S.
Fucking Bogans.

Nobody give's a shit this is a politics board.

Methamphetamine

Boo fuckity hoo now go attention seek someplace else if youre not gonna talk about boong hunting.

snapper mate from local shop cant trust gooks with fish, fuckers mostly use factory farmed catfih from vietnam/thailand - fuck that

It's fucking bullshit but you should realistics piss off to an affordable suburb in your state or QLD and get a job there. They still have the damn first home owners grant too so if you can't save $15-20k on your own especially in a share house then something is seriously wrong and then you get to get a unit, townhouse or 3-4 bed house for under $400,000 at fucking 3.9% interest rate and pay less for the loan than you were for renting.

We have a pathetic generation that just won't make the effort, so the few people that do will rise to the top, but yes it's bullshit boomers and socialists have fucked everything. But we are men.

sounds good but why eggs?

lock in B, absolute bullshit, thanks Eddie.

>tfw mum said she would put a 50k deposit down on a house for me when i finish uni
thanks mumma

The fucks with all the kiwis in the thread?

good lad

All the preggers bitch threads have dried up.

can you really find a place you'd be comfortable living in for an extended period of time?

If it helps she is getting dicked right about now

Females only leave a relationship if they have somebody lined up

home cooked is superior nice work brohan

>have a job in vic
>future progression every 2 years
----
>MOVE TO QLD user!
>THERE'S A LOT OF WORK! THAT'S WHY ITS 1/4 THE HOUSING PRICES IN VIC!!
>THERE'S ALSO JOBS WHICH IS WHY HALF OF QLD COMES TO VIC FOR WORK!!
Fucking cancer m8. We've reached critical mass in the housing market crash is gonna come next year. Cap this.

>unofficial state

>he has never had a fish and egg burger
>never dipped his chips into the soft golden yolk
Sucks to be Canada

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Fucking yank wannabe city poofters.

How would a random Aussie who made a few million off crypto go about getting into politics to save white culture?

>The fucks with all the kiwis in the thread?
No Aussies losing cricket we can laugh at

People like you is why Australia Day is getting shat on.

>fish and egg burger
the soyboy special

Go back whence you came, youre not stealing my fuckin Hiace for your terrorist hijinks.

Spotted the chink black cock poster

I live in the hunter region and bought my 3 bedroom house for 325k

Saved up 100k deposit too

:)

I'm not a Paki fuckhead.

Go suck start a shotgun, you 300kg Tonga sack of shit.

Probs.
I've got a lunch date with an ex tomorrow anyway, and if that fails, back to the pub or any number of whores on my kikebook list.

I gotta focus on finding a new job anyway.

You seem to have forgotten that millenials are the biggest faggots in all of history. Quite literally.

Those hokey boomer maggots have nothing to fear other than having a little car crash on their way to the local shops. They are disliked and they don't care. Because they are milking every last drop like taking candy from a baby.

Or rather candy from faggots.

>fish and egg burger
wtf

>Probs.
>I've got a lunch date with an ex tomorrow anyway, and if that fails, back to the pub or any number of whores on my kikebook list.
fuck off normie

Fuck off Paki nigger cunt. This is a white man's thread you mouth breathing piece of shit.

Its not probs its definitely, the only question whether she was sliding down another firemans pole when she was with you

Not even normie, just lose weight and be confident.
That and alcohol helps

aussie aussie aussie

what city has hottest girls lads?

She was taking Abdul's cock. He mined her for oil.

I agree, in my industry we are planning on a housing crash, but honestly you might be surprised at the opportunities for work that are left untapped due to people with tunnel vision.

Yes everyone started doing FIFO during the mining boom, but for people looking for apprenticeships or white collar jobs its amazing the hidden opportunities in affordable areas that aren't being filled by the pathetic local millenials.

Look I understand everyone in a Victoria/NSW have a stick up their arse when it comes to Brisbane and the Gold Coast but it's one of the few places where anything is actually moving and not stagnated.

You can be a creature of circumstance or a creator of circumstance, you can let yourself be held back by the bullshit story you tell yourself but thats okay, you do you I just really wanted to give a bit of information here.

Doesnt exist.

Any advice on careers in QLD then?

I can't think of anything insulting for Perth.

i haven't been able to maintain a proper erection for 10 years so jokes on you fucking normie cuckbook faggot

Retards like you are why Australia is doomed if nobody does anything about it.

Go to Morree and work on a combine for $35/h

Trying too hard, mate.

She's probs with her neighbor, Ryan, Tbh.
That's the reason I think she's cut me loose.

That's your own fault, fatboy

Daily reminder:

Vale Ale and Coopers Ale are the only Australian OWNED and MADE beer left in Australia.

Be prepared to commute Brisbane to the GC and you'll find something, they are essentially building a new city inbetween Beenleigh and Surfers which means great news for tradies, and great news for anyone that will be need ed at the new Westfield, hospital etc.

North Queensland has gone to shit but engineers are now being recruited by mining companies in western QLD (where fruit picking is easy to come by), the engineers and architects etc are always recruited first before major resource projects start up again which is strange considering the climate but whatever.

What do you want to do? I got into realestate and finance myself.

i may be fat but my katana skills would wreck you and all your soyboy kikebook boyfriends

who here sick of wagecucking?

its fucking soul crushing

Oh yeah if you can worm your way into the inner city union contracts, enjoy $160grand for being a labourer and $60-70grand for holding stop signs.

Don't you mean "invasion day" *eye roll*

Shit situation to be in, any warnings signs? Was her neighbour a little too friendly

>29 unemployed white male
>I did everything fucking right
>Did TAFE, did uni in IT/Digital Media, which was supposed to the job for the future for gen y,
>Stupidly believed the medias advice of being a nice guy and eventually find a girl when I was a teen.

>Boomers have destroyed said field via offshoring and importing
>The average girl me age is whore with a three figure partner count and has hit the wall 5 years ago.
>Can't find stable employment
>Boomers are flooding the country with chinese, curries and niggers we don't need.
>I will never be able to retire
>I will never own a home
Every year I become more and more angry at how shit this nation and western society as a whole have become.

no need to. just say "Perth" in your best Helen Keller voice.

>how shit this nation and western society as a whole has become.

>I did everything fucking right
>Did TAFE

Did you see the new business stats on Paul Murray Live last year? 10 years of stagnation, starting a business these days is even more fucked unless you get lucky. GST kills them because if you earn fuck all they tax fuck all and if you go on welfare you go on welfare, if you owe the government business taxes you're fucked.

I'm sick of wagecucking but I like earning commission and investing, I wouldn't want to live my bosses life trying to run 3 businesses, he did just beat 3 layers of government at court so he'll probs be rich soon but I think a lot of wagecucks would kill themselves if they had to put up with some of the shit these guys do.

nah theres about 1000 microbreweries

I wanted both technical and theoretical side down, also the cert 4 allowed me to see if I actually wanted to do that area of work.

>that aren't being filled by the pathetic local millenials.
The average age in Australia is 40, cunt. That's right, post wall menopausal women and sad fat bold cunts.

You old, saggy old t. fucks are the majority, and you're rapidly approaching retirement age, lest you forget.

>microbreweries
Oh right so a bunch of nothings. That nobodies ever heard of. Vale Ale and Coopers are the only ones that are Australian Owned and Made.

You're like George Costanza: "I can't imagine a single situation in which I'll ever have sex again!"
Keep thinking that way, it'll come true!

Just be yourself bro.
Just keep working on improving your life bro!

Fuck off Chad.

He was over every time we were drinking, and apparently they were good friends, so he clearly wanted to fuck her.
It's either that or its because I got rest carried away the night before and slapped her across the face fucking her, but I reckon she's into that stuff

You got a problem bro?
West side story, bro!
Fuck yeah bro. PC bro.

That's another problem, boomer cunts that won't retire and let the next gen come in, but trust me out of Uni millenials are stone stiff petrified that they can't find a job in their field, settle for unskilled work and won't bother migrating to the areas of demand, it's shit though because the state makes it so long and tedious to try and adapt to anything different that you run the risk of missing the opportunity years down the track when you finally get qualified but still the opportunities are there.

>The average girl me age is whore with a three figure partner count and has hit the wall 5 years ago.
The sides are in orbit.

I CANNOT wait for the massive surge of post wall roasties commuting suicide, I can't wait.

I can practically see the headlines on channel seven right now, I can imagine exactly how they would spin it to be men's fault as always.

ZERO accountability for your terrible life decisions.