What if my waifu exists in a parallel universe?

What if my waifu exists in a parallel universe?

you will die virgin in every timeline anyway anom

>she was destined to win the saitobowl
>mfw a lot of people still mad that the slutty thieving princess didn't win

Right now, in a parallel universe, I'm fucking your waifu in front of you while you sit there crying and masturbating your tiny penis.

Why can't it be this one?

Pathetic.

if the infinite universe theory is true there is a 100% chance that you and your waifu live a perfect life together

There are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 10 but none of them are 11.

But in 99% of those realities I'm also dead.

>exists

I love, therefore I am

Fuck You, Louise is a cancer

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Reminder that in the LN she admits that she would rather die if saito want alive and is 100% dere in the later volumes and doesnt get upset anymore

There is also a universe where you are your waifu

stay mad, cowtits fags

What if there is a universe where we actually are happily living away from this shithole with our waifu and ideal life.
Feels bad man.

What if, in that parallel universe, she ALSO wasn't real.

>Worst Useless main heroine
>Worst Unbearable Stubborn Irritable Possesive Violent Jealous Bitch Cunt
>Worst pinkhaired tsundere ever created
>Worst body Shit Flat Chest and Shit Flat ass
>Worst fans like remfags
>Worst girl ever existed
and you post the main girl of dagashi kashi with cowtits Very hypocrite by your side

Fuck off, ESL-kun.

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