Where have all the good men gone, Sup Forums?

Where have all the good men gone, Sup Forums?

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And where are all the gods?

Most of the good men who are uncircumcised are already claimed by other men. Sucking cock is pointless without a hot foreskin to play with.

>46
>54
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>48

thats what happen when you spend your 20 first years on the cock carousel

You must be loads of fun. The proper response is. Wheres the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds.

This is satire right?

>Where have all the good men gone, Sup Forums?
sugardaddyforme.com/

The good men are dating young women who are interested in families and not careers. Also sage the slide threads.

This same thread with this same picture has been posted at least once a week for the past year.

When will they learn that being "sassy" is not a pro?

this but unironically

50 is around the age men are already married and no longer want to put up with obnoxious cunts just because they're hot. they focus on other things by that point other than fucking

>sassy

women think that this is a good quality

WALLED

>sassy
Not insufferable cunts

Ok

>Sassy
Not insufferable cunts

Ok

Sassy is just womanspeak for being arrogant and callous. Sophisticated is just a code word for being plain boring. No wonder they're can't find a man.

WOMEN TOO SMART FOR MEN

It's a little late for these broads to be looking, eh? I'm guessing they've been taking every cock in sight for 2 decades and now that they want to settle down, no man wants to go near these cum dumpsters.

The good men all got married in their 20s while these “sassy, independent” women were fucking Chad and Tyrone past their market date.

>Dating women who've "hit the wall" after 30 years of riding strangers' dicks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I truly pity anyone who falls for this.

>Sassy
Not insufferable cunts

Ok

Home... to fucking mars.

Where have all the ova gone, OP?

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Where have all the OPs gone, Sup Forums?

They can't be that sophisticated if they're 50 years old and wondering why no one wants them.

These whores need to get a dog...or a nigger.

At that age women should be helping to raise grandchildren, not whoring around

>scream for half of a century how womun be stronk and independant and ain't need no man
>then start screaming about how they can't find any man for themsleves
Honestly, women are probably the dumbest creatures on this planet

Trying to shit out healthy kids around late 40s is like trying to finnd gold nuggets in public toilets. These hoes have nothing to offer a younger more fertile woman can. Younger women might be dumb but they're not completemy numb cunts ya know the kind you don't want raising your kids.

ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT, UPON A FIEEEERY STEEED!?

I'll take one mommy gf pls.

That article was a hoot. And of course these old whores blame absolutely everything on men. LOL.

late at night it toss and i turn and i dream of what i need

These lyrics are so ironic

why don't you measure up user?

yeah, if you have no idea what "irony" means.

it is the anti feminism anthem

I know where that’s from!!! Sounds like they need a hero!

Song about classical literature white knight saving a damsel in distress in a thread asking where are modern sense white knight to save roasties.

I bet every one of these chicks has fucked a nigger, and wonders why no successful white men want anything to do with her.

Not that user but what is in it for me if I did? Jack fucking shit

Man up and take care of Tyrone’s children user. Aren’t you a man? Now let your wife go suck off a dozen negros

Aren’t you man enough to let that happen user?

Should we tell them that career women are a meme or should we let them find out on their own?? Not sure if I should laugh or cry.

WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES, TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS?

>Spend 20 years screeching at "cis white males" and grooming soyboys while riding the cock carousel
>Biological clock starts ticking
>Men won't come within 20 yards of your used up body and resting bitch face attitude
>ABLOO ABLOO! WHERE ARE ALL OF THE GOOD MEN!?
o i am laffin

>Where have all the good men gone, Sup Forums?

Fuckers just need to pay for a male escort, get pregnant and then pay for child care if they want a family before their bilogical clock is up. Then whenever they get lonely just dial for a fuck from a hot stud.

It's about time these self entitled women realise that being at the top means you've got to pay out for the things you want instead of it being handed to you for spreading your legs.

>image of provocative headline
>no link to archived article
>1 post by this ID
Slide thread, and by a fucking leaf no less.
sage and move on.

They can always just get a dog.
Hell, I'm sure the dog will also fuck them too.

>Sassy, sophisticated, solvent.
Don't forget blown out roast beef vagina and being too old to give me children, fuck off. Type of cunts who watched too much Sex and the City and now sought to replicate the cast subconsciously. Women who describe themselves as 'sassy' are normally some of the most venomous harpies around.

>sassy
Not a good thing.
>look snobbish
Probably snobbish.

golly gee where da millionaires at? i'm too sophisticated and entitled for a mere doctor or firefighter

>solvent
Pussy so rancid it can melt steel beams
>expect men to want to put their meat into a death trap

A good man doesn't marry a roastie.

they're watching BLACKED.com

God bless you, Sup Forums
youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0

Ive been fucking sweet little 18 year old traps, the age of the roastie is over

Old maids

>that can measure up
>up

Here's the problem with women in the workforce, they don't want to date downwards but whine if they're under men.

In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

Sassy automatically means useless and does not work well with others.

>sassy, sophisticated, solvent
they forgot sterile

>I left marriage until I was too old to bear kids or attract any sort of decent man
Cry some more. If I'm still single at that age, I'll stay single for life. Even a struggling man like myself wouldn't touch those old trout with a fifty foot bargepole.

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>46
>42
>grandchildren

Calm down Cletus, I know you're dying to throw away your free time but take it slow

>sassy, sophisticated
Codewords for guy to stay the fuck away from.
Why do women think these features are attractive for men?

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Good men find good girls at 16 and never let them go.

If you are 18 and not in a permanent relationship, you are part of the leftovers and you are not a good man, or woman.

>Sassy

Yeah dropped, I don't need a second mom questioning everything I do.

All over 40

I prefer jeans and practical outdoor style women. If she can chop wood and don't get lost in the woods it's a plus.

I took "sophisicated" to mean "is member of a mail order Wine Club" but then I guess that's actually quite boring anyway.

this.
when im 50 my throwaway wife will be in her mid 20s.
anything older than that and it means i have failed to be successful.
fuck these old whores, if they werent such bitches they'd have husbands.