DUDE

WEED
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>"Can you check the evidence locker?"
>"All we've got are some mids off some nigger."
>"Never mind, Thanks for looking out for me Officer."

>"I'M NOT ADDICTED!!!!"

>*smokes weed literally as soon as they wake up*

WEEDs good for the mind tho.

I hate niggers

>i'm not addicted
>turns computer on and browses this board as soon as you wake up

>"i'm not addicted"
>"drinks water as soon as he wakes up"
>"takes a shit literally everyday multiple times"
>"takes a shower everyday

Your argument is retarded.

No one who does that says they're not addicted, they just say that the addiction would be easily curable (or at least suspendable for a couple of months/years) if they felt like it or had the necessary willpower.

>"I'M NOT ADDICTED!!!!"

>*opens browser literally as soon as they wake up*

t. not a weedian btw

>physiological necessities are the same as smoking weed

>he needs weed to live
At least we can admit it.

You can use this argument for practically everything.

weed if from the earf
it makes people nicer
it keeps niggers and spics down
what's there to hate?

Who gives a shit, life makes you feel bad, weed make you feel good. It isn't that hard to understand.

Bread and sugar is 100x worse, when you quit those two things (I have) get back to me.

>hes projecting
>ad hominem because no actual argument

Fpbp

>comparing smoking marijuana to drinking water and shitting

not only is your argument retarded, but you are also. go hit some more J and try to be more profound duuuuuude.

But you do them everyday? That was LITERALLY your argument. Logic too hard for you huh? I also eat oatmeal for breakfast, because I like it. So addicted.

This kinda recently happened to me. A guy I used to occasionally buy xanax from for sleeping apparently no longer owns his number. I texted him (it has been months and months) but I got a response saying the number belonged to a member of the Houston Police Department. I responded, "Bullshit" and got no response but that was that.

Some nice quality b8 there.

Yeah, not really, I knew it was bait. You just have to use their own argument against them and they just fall apart.

>sugar

Sugar in particular makes you stupid and enables all sorts of diseases. Seriously.

>"YOU'RE ADDICTED!!"

>literally has the joint like once a month

I'm in the middle of class listening to some boring Ted talk too.
I can at least admit that I'm addicted.

Once I was trying to find medical weed "legal in my state" on Craigslist.
Checked GPS tag for the post I was interested in, was police station.
I stopped looking on Craigslist and been sober every since

maaaaan, can you like imagine like if we could fly like haha imagine wait *takes another hit* *cough* can you like imagine it wait for a second just imagine it dude *starts touching your arm for no reason* look, like birds have wings right, so why can't we?? haha like *cough*

Weedfags deserve the rope.

Good for you, again, stop projecting. I haven't smoked for 3 months, if it's offered i'll do it...

I think you're having a stroke. Maybe lay off the sugar and bread.

Okay, who can stop talking in their head then, airforce faggots gtfo normal people only
You can’t, is that not the same kind of additicion

>haha no I meant Budweiser for the football game tonight
>thank you officer, that's hilarious

I don't even do drugs but there's a very clear ritual dance to getting out of this shit.

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I wait until my kids are asleep and take a few puffs off my one hitter. Weed culture is degenerate not pot.

Bread and sugar fuck you up physically, weed fucks you up mentally.
I never smoked weed but i didnt think it was dangerous and fine but after working at a juvi psych ward for 5 years - the shit literally ruins kids with "perma highs". Theyre forever fucked with psychosis and usually develops into full blown schizophrenia which they basically need to take meds for for the rest of their lives.
Getting fat is easy to get rid of - just exercise
There is no simple cure for shit like this

HEY MAN LIKE WHAT DO YOU SEE??? WHEN IWAVE MY HANDS DOES IT LOOK WEIRD??? DUDE THE CIELING IS FALLING!!!

>What is this annoying faggots problem and why is he ruining my high?

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>no sabado
You have to go back.

dude, like *takes another bong hit* these fuckin suits maaaan, look at em all smug n shit..I can't wait until the working class bands together and drags these fuckin yuppies *takes another bong hit* *cough* out of there manhatten high rises and shows em what it feels like to struggle *cough* hey man can I borrow 5 bucks I wanna get a sandwich and some coffee *cough*

You are not a pot addict unless you have sucked dick for pot.

This guy is definitely a pot addict.

This guy is a faggot.

Bread and sugar fuck you up physically and mentally.

Sweetie, people who get schizophrenia already had it, the weed just triggered it. Anything could have triggered it.

I actually live in real life, and I know several business owners who haven't stopped smoking since the 60s. You're cute.

>juvi PSYCH ward
>EVERYBODY IS CRAZY WTF
>JUVI
>OMG THEY ALL SMOKE WEED

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well, I guess Ill stop voting in ways that benefit your beliefs than since you dont want me on your side. Whatever, democrats will let me smoke all I want, who cares if your wife gets raped by a pack of wild niggers, you wanted me to get the rope. Kill yourself Le'monjello Al-Detroiti, dealing in absolutes is for retards and jews.

>This guy is super retarded with no drugs at all. Some people are naturally on drugs.

Eating pot cures my autism tho. Is it really that bad for me? I exercise and eat right and work hard daily. I pay my taxes. What’s the harm? :/

>weed. a plant. Literrally
>a drug.
Pick one. Only one

This. Weed is degenerate. Jews push for it.

Weed is a helluva drug. Don’t do it kids, you’ll get addicted and die. KEK at this thread dude weed lmao ayy lmao

I mean look man, it gets you high. Its a drug. I dont see any problem with it, its no worse than alcohol. But to deny that it intoxicates people is sort of counter productive. Weed might be natural, but it is a drug. Just like opium.

It makes bitter virgins very mad. Only thing I can think of.

Like anything, moderation is key. Like I said, all these anti weed fags (i'm neutral) eat sugar and bread on the daily. They drive up healthcare costs with their diabetes and heart attacks, unlike pot smokers who pay taxes and add to the economy.

Thread.

>Jews push for weed legalization to make shekels off taxes
Wtf I love kikes now

Look at all the addicts you snagged with this. Weed & weed culture is one of the worst subversive kike tricks of today.

Test

>unlike pot smokers who pay taxes and add to the economy.
I think the problem with the bitter virgins in the thread is the only people they ever know to smoke weed are niggers, and the people who make weed their identity. You never think about the 35 year old marketing director who goes home and lights up because he does not talk about it. Since those people do not draw attention to themselves, neckbeards start to believe that all users are unwashed hippies.

>Jews realize you cannot stop people from growing a weed. It's a weed.

>Decide to corner the market by offering high quality strains and edibles that aren't cost effective to produce yourself

MUH CONSPIRACY

You sound like a paranoid schizophrenic. Maybe smoke some weed.

Or they’re the type with a fucked up enough life that smoking makes them realize how shitty of a person they are and instead of working to better themselves they deflect that anger outwards onto the world around them in a pathetic attempt to make up for the lost attention every human being craves that tells a person they are needed and cared for in this big lonely world and that they matter, even if in some small and seemingly insignificant way. Dude weed lmao

Exactly this. I keep to myself, I don't own any weed posters or shirts, I don't watch weed movies and I find anything weed related to be boring.

I drink tea to, i don't subscribe to a "tea culture". It's just a fucking herb.

I only shit once a day. You must be fat, fatty.

Once a day? You must eat like shit and you have horrible health....

Have you heard of, i don't know, fucking fiber?

Weed actually predisposes you to schizophrenia, this is a fact, the idea that it only affects those who already had it on some level is false.
Also never said all the kids were weed smokers, the majority either didnt do it at all or only did it on occassion. Of course there were those that smoked it once and got stuff like night terrors because of it but those were a minority (these are the ones that already had another illness.) The ones that were fucked up strictly because of weed are actually kinda rare but they basically just smoked it on a regular basis to the point where they just act and sound mentally retarted and are constantly seeing and hearing shit that isnt there.
I actually want weed to be legalized so it can be properly demonized like cigarette usage is and this idea that "duude the goverment just doesnt wanna let us have FUN DUDE" ends

this is the dumbest shit ive seen all month

>Buffalo area code
>texting florida number for weed

I actively try to avoid associating with weed culture and pothead culture. I like to smoke a bowl after work, but I have no interest in watching some dumbass weed movie staring a bunch of niggers I dont care about. If I see people with weed shirts/shit like that I actively avoid them because letting them know that you also enjoy the devils lettuce always leads to . "Oh dude you smoke? No way, but your wearing like a suit and shit brah"

niggers move to florida all the time

Fuck you nigger, it's called not shoveling food into your mouth 24/7

It's not my argument, it's OPs, and yes it is stupid af.

Nope, it's a fact. It will only trigger it on those who already had it. I've known 100s of smokers in my life, only one had a schizophrenic episode. Guess what? His grandparents both had it.

Where did you get your info? How do you know it's true? Are there factors they didn't account for that would make the results less than accurate?

Weed causing schizophrenia is like coffee causing a heart attack.

*weeds negative effects diminishes after around 22-25 years, taking it as a young-mid teen is where the danger of schizophrenia and other problems comes in

DUDE OPIUM IS GOOD FOR YOU BRO THAT SHITS JUST A PLANT MAN YEAH SMOKE THAT SHIT OH FUCK LEMME JUST SNORT THIS HEROIN ITS NOT A DRUG RETARDS
>ITS
>A
>PLANT

Wow, I almost feel sorry for you.

No, it's called eating fiber and eating like a human being (3 meals a day).

I don't give a fuck what you eat, eat yourself to death, good. I'll enjoy my normal healthy meals, regular shits, and good health.

You keep eating bacon. Good job, you're doing great.

Kids should not be smoking anyways. I would rather that all "vices" and intoxicants such as weed, cigs, and booze were age restricted to 25+. Seriously, think about how many lives would be saved if 21 year old idiots were not allowed to get drunk. 21 year olds rarely have the maturity to make good choices in the first place, adding intoxicants to the mix just makes things worse.

holy shit would you say the same thing against fucking heroin addiction? is heroin necessary to stay ALIVE? no. water is. theres a HUGE difference

Heroin isn't opium.

>Takes life saving drug.

BUT ALL DRUGS ARE BAD BRO ITS A DRUG EVEN IF IT SAVES YOUR LIFE

It's so easy to btfo you guys, you have no actual argument.

Actually, I almost feel sorry for you. A person who sees things in black and white is a person who does not see anything at all.

Leaf, you sound like a tweaker. You must have had a weird, absuive childhood because you come off as schizo yourself. I’d suggest CBD strains to alleviate all that pent up anxiety. Thank you.

At least compare it to coffee

criminally underrated

It's like porn. There are people who fap to it 3x a day and then claim it's totally not a psychological addiction.

That wasn't the argument....

The argument was that the person does it in the morning everyday, and that is supposed to mean...something.

My point was that we do a lot of things that may or may not be necessary, we do them because we like to do them. If I don't get some sun in the morning, I feel like i'm missing out on something.

I guess i'm addicted to the sun in the morning because I like the feeling and look of it. I could just take vit D so it's not like it's "needed".

...

All drugs come from plants

Im fine with this. What i have a problem is people telling dumb kids that weed is good for you and doesnt have any risks at all
Not an argument
Read the sticky

>retarded buffalonigger goes to florida and texts a random number asking for weed with no name attached
I don't habeeb it.

That would be logical though, the original argument was completely stupid.

Substitute water/coffee/food for fucking anything.

Once, maybe twice a day is healthy and normal. Anything more and you're eating something terribly wrong.

Effects of being addicted to weed:
- sleep better
- less stressed
- eat more
- hornier
- more creative
- more reflective and in touch with body
- more present

Some people who smoke weed frequently let it define them. There's more to life than smoking all the damn time.

Nobody actually acts like that high, do you only experience the world through t.v. and movies or something?

Your that annoying guy who waves his hands in peoples faces at parties when you think they're high aren't you? Oh wait, you'd have to have friends to be invited to a party. TOo bad!

Screw smoking everyday. Did that and just makes you a lazy, unmotivated degenerate. I still went to the gym and worked hard but the main thing on my mind was to get high. I'd say moderation is fine but obviously better to live sober. Gonna try and have only 1 j every night I go to the gym so max 3 joints a week. But it's hard to smoke less when all your friends do it

>Some people who smoke weed frequently let it define them. There's more to life than smoking all the damn time.
do you only experience the world through t.v. and movies or something?
I think thats where the major disconnect between people in this thread is.

Did I give a number? I'm healthier than you, trust me, don't worry about it. It's between 1 and 3, wow, lets talk about some more you petty faggot.

oh ok, but weed is bad for you though :/

lol dude its just a funny strawman

stop trying so hard

>not an argument
>has no argument himself
Modern studies show that cannabis is non toxic & antiiflammatory. Keep posting that pseudoscience tho, faggot leaf.

degenerates will be degenerates with or without weed. blaming weed is just a way for trumpcucks to rationalize why they are such failures.

Source: www.legalize-it.com

Idiot. You think amphetimine salts grow on trees?

Everything is bad for you. Food is bad for you. Exercise is bad for you.

A normal person would weigh the pros and cons and decide if it's worth it for them specifically. Running is bad for you knees, should everyone stop running?

Get new friends. Or don't.

>Weed actually predisposes you to schizophrenia
You know a PREdisposition means you already had it PRIOR, rite? Yeah, people who are predisposed to schizophrenia can have it triggered by weed smoking, especially if at a young age. But, what you said is dead wrong. Fucking hell, leaf, if you're gonna be spreading reefer madness crap at least try and sound like you know what you're talking about.

I don't use the herbal goy.

>he eats multiple times per day, every day
Unironic addiction

are you one of those fags that always asks if something has gluten in it?